Hygge


Hygge.......definition

“ Hygge is a Danish and Norwegian word for a mood of coziness and comfortable conviviality with feelings of wellness and contentment. ”

I needed some hygge tonight
And in the guise of Jason the affable despot’s “Botha” I found it in spadefulls

It was lovely .

I haven’t seen much of Jason and his wife Claire during lockdown but tonight I met them in “The Bothy”
Which is their adapted washouse which has been converted into a mini pub, complete with tv, karaoke, fairly lights , bar, seating and roasting open fire
Think Little Hoise On The Prarie with gin and good company and you will get my gist

A roaring fire and bar stools


I only managed three very large gins before turning for home but it was lovely to meet up again with two dear friends and experience Hygge when it was needed the most 
Hey ho


Down The Bog

Oh Bollocks
I dropped my phone down the toilet yesterday
It had been used
The phone and the toilet that is..
It’s working in a fashion,
That is the phone and not the toilet
The toilet is working perfectly.

Oh I was sooo fucking annoyed
I placed the phone in the bowl of rice as per instructions and stormed off to bed
I didn’t hear the delivery guy knocking at the door so the box was a lovely surprise when I finally surfaced at 2pm in order to walk the dogs.

On the doorstep was this



When I opened it there was this


And when I finally opened this , there were.......
And be still my beating heart 
THESE!!!

As Miriam Margolyes once eloquently said “ I almost creamed in my knickers!” 
What a lovely surprise 
It didn’t come with a signed card, so I have no idea who sent it, so please if you did can you let me know! 
Scotch Eggs From Fortum and Mason
WHAT AN EFFING TREAT!!






Francis

Gawd it wild yesterday.
Storm Francis blew in with such driving horizontal rain that it took an age to get into work
I’m back on nights which is tiring and finish Saturday morning to have 9 glorious days off
As ai came into work I stopped briefly to photograph the back of the Great Orme which was shielding the hospice from the worst of the storm
If you look closely you can see the mountain goats hiding away in the Eastern facing crags


Dots of white against the brown/ green  of the peninsula 

Casualties

Winnie and Mary in the kitchen as I type this 


In the fallout that are divorces, children are often seen as casualties of war.
Hopefully, if everyone plays nicely, the trauma is kept to a minimum but I have friends who have joint custody of their children and I am always amazed of the complicated juggling act that has to be performed to keep heads above water.

When I was separated I was resolved to keep all of my pets.
I had four dogs then, two of them elderly and practically I was in the shit , what with no car, a vet seventeen miles away and expensive medications to pay for.
So I had a choice .
Rehome the animals
Or shut up moaning and get on with things

I continued to moan just a little , but I got on with things .
William died in his sleep one wet Winter’s morning which admittedly made things a little easier though painfully sad and valiant old George died after a thankfully short acute illness.
Dorothy’s arrival was a serendipitous hiccup of madness which complicated home life even more

Full time work provided the biggest challenge to me where the animals were concerned.

The Sexy bearded dog walker has been an expensive but necessary ally in maintaining the status quo but his input has been supported way above the the level expected by Trendy Carol and her hubby who have been total heroes when dog sitting is concerned.
Without them I doubt I could have coped with those long days at work complicated by a commute longer than I was ever used to.

My sister and Hattie from Choir have also pulled their weight, and so those trips to see friends, those nights out in London and In Liverpool and Sheffield have become a thankful reality.

It’s a juggling act but is a necessary as breathing juggling act.

Last night Mary’s irritated ear kept up both awake with its itchiness and yesterday Winnie dropped a small, beautifully rounded constipated stool quite perfectly between the book case and the wall.
Dorothy’s PTSD remains  a daily challenge and only this morning moments after I had triumphantly placed my avocado and eggs on toast on the kitchen table, Albert stuck his head towards the centre of the plate and then sneezed loudly in disgust all over it.

Tying, needy, expensive, emotionally demanding and totally indispensable
I may be a lone parent

But my animals ain’t going anywhere



Guilty Pleasures


No
They are not Theatre Tickets, or dog walker fees, or cinema seats or my obsession with policemen with beards ...all those are essential pleasures
Not guilty ones
No , my main guilty pleasure happens but once a month on average, and lasts an hour tops!
My guilty pleasure is a trip to Aldi for a mooch around the centre ( non food based) aisles
Tonight has brought some amazing treasures
They include

Sculpting clay
A set of bespoke pencils
A bag of pigs ears
A squidgy nightlight in the shape of a fat bear !!!??!!!!!??????
Batteries
Hand gel
A pair of linen shorts
A pair of workman’s dungarees!!!!
2 bottles of white vinegar ( to clean off the polish from a 1940s bookcase)
A mini sander ( to carry on the preparation of the above)
A shiny tin lunch box
Lotion for cracked heels
A small succulent plant
Masking tape
Rainbow paper serviettes

Little treasures all!!!!



Alexa


Went to Liverpool last night to see a friend
Dinner out
Too much gin
Great fun shouting at Alexa when we returned home
No hangover today
But it’s time to doze on the couch

Paranoia


Tonight is my sixth night duty in 8 days
And it’s a night when a paranoid new admission who can physically do some harm if left untreated Was admitted
Patients can be paranoid for a variety of reasons, ranging from hypoxia( lack of oxygen), chemical imbalances, trauma and mental illness
I was hoping for a quiet night
Fat chance
Thankfully dealing with unpredictable patients is what I do well
And after four hours and a very shaky start, things seem to be under control.

The rule of thumb when managing paranoia is that you control the situation before it escalates

I learned this rule many years ago when I worked on a mother and baby psychiatric unit on nights.
The unit was split into two with an enrolled nurse caring for 4 babies in a nursery on one side of an office area whilst the four mothers and 12 general psychiatric patients were nursed in single rooms and small dormitories of two and four beds on the other .The adult patients were my responsibility aided by another staff nurse of similar rank.
Two nurses to oversee 16 acutely ill souls

That night we had a new mother admitted suffering from a suspected post partum psychosis
The patient’s paranoia had been masked somewhat by the Patient’s self medication of alcohol prior to admission but in the middle of the night it started to surface and the patient asked to see her baby in the nursery .
Luckily I refused. Something told me not to give her total access,  so instead I brought the patient in her nightdress to the ward office where she could see her baby sleeping in its cot through an observation window.
Initially the patient seemed satisfied with this but her mood turned on a penny when some bizarre thought took hold and she launched herself at the window in an attempt to break it.
She wanted to kill her baby
As the enrolled nurse desperately  pulled the baby away from the window I grabbed the patient who let rip her paranoid strength on me and immediately I felt as though I was in a fight for my life.
Mental illness has no filters when it comes to such situations and as my fellow staff nurse ran for the emergency bell To gain help...
I was on my own.
In the  two minutes it took for her to return and for runners to appear from each one of our 6 sister wards ( and for a another patient to run down from his room to help me) I was scratched and punched black and blue and was actually bitten twice, both times bizarrely on my shoulder
I had lost at least one clump of hair , had my glasses broken and had been urinated upon during the fight which even more frighteningly had taken place in almost total silence on the floor of an office that looked as though a tornado had hit it.
The patient was expressionless as she attacked me, even when blood from a slash on my ear covered her hands
She was eventually controlled very quickly by the runner nurses and given emergency medication by injection on the floor of the office
I was taken to the staff room to wash up then to A&E for a tetanus
I was just 24 years old
and it was my first fight at work.
After the tetanus I asked the ward sister if I could use the bathroom and she directed me to the nicer staff loo in A&E

Where I locked myself into a cubicle
And cried like a baby


25 Things You Didn’t Know About Me

Nora one of my first pigs

We have been playing a game on nights in between turns and meds and lady of the lamp moments 
It’s called things you didn’t know about me 
  • Some specific nursing skills I have include being able to teach spinally injured men to obtain an erection using injectable medication, caverjet.
  • I leaned to swim at the age of 41
  • I am colourblind
  • I have a deformed right index finger 
  • I once ran Three successful 8 week night schools Teaching people how to look after chickens
  • I almost drowned in a swimming pool in loret del mar
  • I have been to New York 12 times
  • I have owned four pigs in my life and have eaten two
  • I have only visited 11 different countries in my life
  • I have had 3 long term relationships with Men and one with a woman
  • I am a natural baritone but sing in the bass section in choir
  • I have kissed two policemen on the lips who were in uniform
  • I have never been arrested
  • I am dyspraxic 
  • I have been Totally paralysed with fear once in my life and had to be led off the Seattle Space Needle’s observation deck by an elderly Japanese lady tourist 
  • I have been present at the birth of 5 babies and one set of twins 
  • I have been off my head on drugs ( mild) just once in my life
  • When I was a bank clerk I never balanced my till once in 2 years
  • I have written a blog almost everyday Since 2006
  • I once had to hold a totally severed leg in theatre
  • I have owned three houses of my own.
  • I didn’t own a dog until I was 40
  • My mother once saved my life when I almost choked to death on a mint imperial 
  • I broke my collar bone when I did a parachute jump
  • I have no middle name

My first and second chicken course students !