"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
"(Margo Channing)
Alexa
Went to Liverpool last night to see a friend
Dinner out
Too much gin
Great fun shouting at Alexa when we returned home
No hangover today
But it’s time to doze on the couch
Sounds a perfect ending to all of those nights at work, good to see a friend, have dinner out, and take in some entertainment. Best is having no hangover and time for a nap on the couch. Enjoy!
Copied from Wikipedia: Boyle still lives in the family home, a four-bedroom ex-council house in Blackburn which she purchased from her earnings in 2010.[18] Her father died in the 1990s, and her siblings had left home. Boyle has never married, and she dedicated herself to caring for her ageing mother until her death in 2007 at the age of 91. A neighbour reported that when Bridget Boyle died, her daughter "wouldn't come out for three or four days or answer the door or phone".[144] Boyle is a practising Roman Catholic and sang in her church choir at her church in Blackburn.[145] Boyle remains active as a volunteer at her church, visiting elderly members of the congregation in their homes.[23] On a 2010 episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show, Boyle summarised that her daily life was "mundane" and "routine" prior to stardom. In 2012, Boyle was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome. She made her diagnosis public in a BBC interview in December 2013.[22] In November 2012, when asked if she had tried to find love through Internet dating, Boyle said she was too scared, saying: "Knowing my luck I'd go out on a date and you'd find my limbs scattered around various Blackburn dustbins!"[146] In July 2013, Boyle endorsed the Better Together campaign to keep Scotland as part of the United Kingdom in the 2014 independence referendum. In so doing, she stated, "I am a proud, patriotic Scot, passionate about my heritage and my country. But I am not a nationalist", going on to say, "We have still been able to retain our proud identity whilst being a part of Britain."[147] In November 2014, it was reported that Boyle was dating her first boyfriend, who was "around the same age" as she was.[148]
You need to ask Alexa to sing 'The Doggy Song'. Mavis loves it and we have it on once a week just for her benefit. She joins in a little bit but sits with her head to one side listening all the way through.
The blonde sounds EXACTLY like my aunt Florence's friend Betty. But I thought she was dead. Friends of ours (in Colchester) have had Alexa managing everything in their house for years. She listened to him and not to her. THEN they hired a housekeeper named Alexa. What a disaster.
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NEVER a thing as too much gin; ask mistress maddie!
ReplyDeleteHe had a hangover, a lot worse than mine
DeleteLightweight!
The ginger wig and white sunglasses really suited you.
ReplyDeleteThat’s not a wig
DeleteAlexa is always listening.
ReplyDeleteLike the evil spy she is
DeleteJust the thingy John-to let your hair down x
ReplyDeleteScant
ReplyDeleteDo you think scanties were slung Mavis? x
DeleteIn all likelihood muck was spread.
DeleteGossip was indeed shared
DeleteOMG. Dave and I got a huge laugh out of that. I'm hitting "follow" on Madge & Bisket.
ReplyDeleteThey are new to me too
DeleteWho's Alexa?
ReplyDeleteReally?
DeleteNo...only joking. But she doesn't live here!
DeleteI restrict her to the kitchen, Jay is arguing with her about music at the moment,
DeleteMadge and Biscuit are quite funny! Glad you didn't have a hangover!
ReplyDeleteMate well before hand
DeleteDo you mean before you went out for the evening John?-if you don't mind me asking x
DeleteDid you mean Ate before going drinking?
DeleteYess I do believe that may be it-possibly a big juicy sausage x
DeleteIt sounds like the perfect evening after all those night shifts!
ReplyDeleteSounds a perfect ending to all of those nights at work, good to see a friend, have dinner out, and take in some entertainment. Best is having no hangover and time for a nap on the couch. Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteHugs!
Yes it was a tonic to walk down lark lane in Liverpool to see full bars and restaurants..and to sit in a busy pub for dinner
DeleteNap well.
ReplyDeleteI did in the chair for 2hours
Delete"Alexa.....set a timer for two hours...."
ReplyDeleteWhat ever happened to 'singing sensation' Susan Boyle?
ReplyDeleteCopied from Wikipedia:
DeleteBoyle still lives in the family home, a four-bedroom ex-council house in Blackburn which she purchased from her earnings in 2010.[18] Her father died in the 1990s, and her siblings had left home. Boyle has never married, and she dedicated herself to caring for her ageing mother until her death in 2007 at the age of 91. A neighbour reported that when Bridget Boyle died, her daughter "wouldn't come out for three or four days or answer the door or phone".[144] Boyle is a practising Roman Catholic and sang in her church choir at her church in Blackburn.[145] Boyle remains active as a volunteer at her church, visiting elderly members of the congregation in their homes.[23] On a 2010 episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show, Boyle summarised that her daily life was "mundane" and "routine" prior to stardom.
In 2012, Boyle was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome. She made her diagnosis public in a BBC interview in December 2013.[22]
In November 2012, when asked if she had tried to find love through Internet dating, Boyle said she was too scared, saying: "Knowing my luck I'd go out on a date and you'd find my limbs scattered around various Blackburn dustbins!"[146]
In July 2013, Boyle endorsed the Better Together campaign to keep Scotland as part of the United Kingdom in the 2014 independence referendum. In so doing, she stated, "I am a proud, patriotic Scot, passionate about my heritage and my country. But I am not a nationalist", going on to say, "We have still been able to retain our proud identity whilst being a part of Britain."[147]
In November 2014, it was reported that Boyle was dating her first boyfriend, who was "around the same age" as she was.[148]
You need to ask Alexa to sing 'The Doggy Song'. Mavis loves it and we have it on once a week just for her benefit. She joins in a little bit but sits with her head to one side listening all the way through.
ReplyDeleteI always yell at her too but I do say thank you when she gets it right.
ReplyDeleteWhatever floats your boat John!
ReplyDeleteThe blonde sounds EXACTLY like my aunt Florence's friend Betty. But I thought she was dead. Friends of ours (in Colchester) have had Alexa managing everything in their house for years. She listened to him and not to her. THEN they hired a housekeeper named Alexa. What a disaster.
ReplyDeleteI bought my husband an Alexa for his birthday.... I am having great fun with her 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteI bought Alan one of his own, as I brought mine here to the Van. His wouldn't speak to him until I arrived home ... just weird!!
DeleteINVITATION FROM THE ILLUMINATI ORGANISATION 666
ReplyDeleteThis is an open invitation to everyone that is interested in becoming part of the world's biggest conglomerate and reach the peak of your career. As we begin this year's recruitment program and our annual feast of harvest is almost at hand, so we decide to introduce you to the "New World Order".
At this point, we're assuring anyone who is ready and faithful to become a member of this great organization, that once he/she becomes a full member of the Illuminati brotherhood then will automatically become rich, powerful and be famous in life and achieve all their heart desires and also receive a monthly salary of $500,000 USD. We are ready to change your life, we can make your dreams come true.
The great Illuminati district offers you a life time opportunity of making your heart desires come true. I believe everyone on this planet "Earth" knows about the ILLUMINATI, but for those that don't know much about this Organization, I'll brief you about it. The Illuminati is a secret society that bless man kind and fulfill his/her dreams of becoming a millionaire, billionaire and also promote their various business. At this moment, I believe you've know more about this organization and there's no reason to be afraid of anything.
I'm not here to mess with you or play games with you because as it stands now there are lot's of people out there who Impersonate us, claiming to be members of the ILLUMINATI. So the Brotherhood then comes to conclusion of Globalizing this organization in order to help those who are actually ready to become part of this Great Family and those that were misleads by Impostors. Now i believe this is your opportunity to join our prestigious Organization and make yourself and your family proud.
If you're interested in joining this Great Organization, then contact our Grand Lodge at Pennslyvania, USA via our official Email: illuminati666grandlodge@gmail.com
Signed: GRANDMASTER
I love me some Madge and Bisket... I've been watching them on TikTok for quite a while... now they are on the YouTube and funnier than ever!!!
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