Nora is actually a "woman"

Just received an email from "Gren" a self confessed pig expert who runs a pig sanctuary in the UK......apparently the behaviour I thought was epilepsy....is in fact normal behaviour for a pig in season!............
duh!!!

Pig "absences"

And I said I have no news!
I am convinced that Nora has epilepsy! Very occasionally she will stop dead in her tracks and literally will stare into space for several minutes. At first I thought she was pissed off with me (I was cleaning out her bed in the pig house) but tonight she showed classic symptoms of Childhood absence epilepsy.(Starring eyes, subtle chewing, unresponsiveness)
I dropped some food into the pig pen when I was locking up the hens. As Gladys galloped over, Nora (who had minutes before been squealing hysterically) just stood by the gate and ignored the food I had thrown out for her.
I tried to push her and gave her a slap on the bum, but she didn't react at all. I even waved a few pig nuts under her nose, with absolutely no reaction whatsoever......It took a full three or four minutes for her to come around, in that time Gladys, who is the quietest of the pigs, scoffed every pig nut she could find.....

Ho Hum

Today has been a rather "nothing day". No matter how hard I have looked, there is very little to report in the way of news.

I have planted shallots and onions today, and have had to cover them all with nets, to protect them from the marauding rabbits, which is a laborious job. The weather has been icy cold and miserable, and I have seen no one except for a passing troupe of hikers, who upset the egg laying hens roosting over their eggs in the side of the compost heap by crowding in to spy on them through the lane fencing.

The slowness and coldness of the day has been rather oppressive. I could have done with a mooch around some city shops and lunch out!

In actual fact I sat in the pig hut sharing two bananas with Gladys and Nora

ho hum

Putting your money where your mouth is..........

I dropped down to Prestatyn this afternoon to have an interview for the volunteer position at the Scala cinema. I was slightly over awed by the panel of three (it felt like my senior nurse interview) but enjoyed the chat about their vision for how the cinema is to be run. I made sure that they knew that the cinema featured highly in my film mad pre teen geeky life, and I was very honest when I said that I felt strongly that the cinema and town needed support.
They said that I would get a nice uniform!
I said I could work one night a week!
Tee hee..........

I sold the three grey bantams AND the small buff rooster chick this morning. The lady that bought them had no box in which to put them, so we had to improvise by placing them in a cupboard of her Winnebago! She has put in a provisional order for some hybrids when I get the chance to get them into the incubator too, which is nice. With the money I got for the hens I got all four dogs treated for fleas (and Meg injected for worms!) Meg still has the habit of eating sheep poo every time we go out, so needs a stronger dose of wormer than the other dogs! With the change left, I bought some extra pig feed!

pic is one of the "dog attack survivors" from last year sunning herself in the Churchyard. I have called her Jane

The Best Jokes.......

....are the ones that are not hurried or forced......"An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling."
VVV Funny...thanks Nige

Quality

Some actors can portray huge emotion in the simplest of actions, and I must surprisingly say that Julia Roberts rates highly on my list!
Watch out for the most genuine of smiles at 3.58 mins..it is incredibly moving

Winter returns

I returned home from work at 8.15am. The Northerly wind was gale force and the accompanying rain almost horizontal!, and as I parked the Belingo, the turkey house roof sailed gracefully out over the field!
Boris and Gloria were still sat quietly in their coop when I checked and remained there until I had retrieved the roof and re attached it safely. I was soaked to the skin and frozen when I had finished the repairs, but got a whole lot wetter by the time everyone had been fed and watered. The pigs darted out of the old duck house to scoff their meal for the shortest of periods then squealing in horror at the weather nosedived back into the warmth of their straw bed.

The old duck house looked so cosy that I almost climbed in with them (would you believe that both pigs are located somewhere under the straw in the picture above!) I dragged myself back to the cottage and lay on the couch for a while with four dogs on top of me......all of them acting as organic hot water bottles!

This afternoon a woman rang in relation to my hen care teaching poster. She was in fact more interested in buying some hens rather then in learning how to look after them, but I have a feeling that she'll buy the grey bantam chicks (centre)

Jail

The last remaining buff cockerel is a handsome beast. I am still waiting to re home him and today I have decided to place him in his own quarters. The six females he has been housed with, are looking rather, erm shall we say,,,,ravaged to say the least! Extensive sexual advances has stripped poor Lily of most of her back feathers, and Poor Elizabeth, Shelley and to a lesser extent Sorrel, Violet and the young Kate Winslett are all looking , well, rather exhausted!
I tried to put the cockerel in with the older male Buffs Clover and Poppy, but he was almost killed for his sins, so today the poor chap has been relegated to the nursery coop which is empty until the ducklings arrive in a couple of weeks time.

Pottering today, the weather has changed , it remains dull and cold as the North Westerly wind has increased.....Working tonight!