Village Leader Ian called in to see Mr Poźnan a week before the flower show. He sold him raffle tickets and asked if he’d enter something from his garden. Mr Poźnan entered his rhubarb even though he’s been unwell for a long time now.
I saw Mr Poźnan on the morning of The Show.
His eyes are always twinkling and are a watery blue like Auntie Glad’s,
And he always has a gentle smile on his face, even when his hip pained him, as he walks
His rhubarb, as it turned out, was a winning class, which tickled him and his wife
Before judging, he gently held my elbow and guided me to a quiet corner of the hall.
He was serious and straight to the point
And how I didn’t cry then and there , God only knows
“ I hear your job is under threat ? he whispered with only a hint of accent “ do you need any money?”
I looked at him silently and his blue eyes nodded “ Just say and it’s yours” he added kindly
I could only smile awkwardly, my lips tight and sensing my emotion ,
He squeezed my elbow and whispered again
“ Your trousers are inside out by the way “
And he was right, my trendy linen pants from Madrid were indeed inside out
I was about to get teary eyed, too, but your trousers were inside out!
ReplyDeleteThey were indeed x
DeleteYou make us cry then make us laugh. Inside out!? At the whole day long flower show? Oh John. [but no one cared bec it was just so ''you'']. What a kind man Mr P is---I was reading, afraid he'd passed away, perhaps clutching his blue ribbon rhubarb.
ReplyDeleteNo only in the morning set up lizzy , I nipped to the loo when the judges turned up
DeleteI wonder if he had doubts about which to mention first, the money or the trousers? xx
ReplyDeleteHe never wavered in both ,
DeleteJesus H Christ !
ReplyDeleteJohn ……more fucking tears and it’s not even vodka time here
Lee
🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸
DeleteI generally don’t comment, but this is lovely and funny and yes— your book would bring joy and tears to many souls. That is if you choose to write one.
ReplyDeleteI don’t comment either, but I’m sobbing like a silly mare over one old man’s kindness
DeleteTeena
Oh teena get a grip xx 🩷
DeleteOh- my name is Stephanie from the U.S.
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DeleteWhat a friend! Generosity then pointing out an issue! Not missing a beat. I love Mr poznan
ReplyDeleteI do too, very much
DeleteI also thought you were going to say he had died! What a lovely man, with a wonderful face, full of having lived a life. And such quiet kindness. A man to have at your back. BUT! This story and how you tell it just supports and proves what we all keep telling you - set to and write the book! We all need it, and so does the rest of the world. They just don't know it yet!
ReplyDeleteThe photo isn’t him btw , but almost x
DeleteHow sweet is that. In every way.
ReplyDeleteIn every bloody lovely way
DeleteDidn’t he offer to buy your house when the professor left
ReplyDeleteLee
He tried with the community council
DeleteJohn, you live amongst some lovely people. Wish everywhere was like that.
ReplyDeleteSending a hug, but I could do with one too.
Jean.
I do Jean , I do
DeleteHe's a star, use the money wisely :) No trips to see the lisping choir lol :)
ReplyDeleteI’m not accepting any money xx
DeleteWhat a dear sweet fella he is! Thank you for sharing this story... and yes, it's one more for your book! 🥰
ReplyDeleteYes, this took me by surprise x
DeleteGenerous in his friendship and in his "word to the wise" about your trousers, LOL!
ReplyDeleteHe’s a starxxx
DeleteOMG what a post. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
ReplyDeleteTrousers inside out? I hope you weren't wearing your underpants on the outside.
ReplyDeleteBeyond kind and such a lovely gesture (including the trousers). I'm puddled up but attempting to get a grip. I'm sure you're tired of hearing us all nag, but you really do have a wonderful book in your future John, should you so choose. X
ReplyDeleteWhat wonderful, loving people you have in your village.
ReplyDeleteWhere do I send my money for my signed copy of the first edition? John you have such a wonderful knack for the telling of the tale!
ReplyDeleteYou bring such laughter and tears to so many. You are loved by your lovely village and all of us here in bolgland. Hang in there! These things often turn-out just the way they are suposed to.
I felt the onset of tears almost creeping up on me..... then I read to the end and roared with laughter. What a kind and gentle man Mr Poznan seems to be!
ReplyDeleteSusan M/ Calif.
Oh, John, what a treasure Mr. Pozman is and my tears turned to laughs about your trousers. Oops!
ReplyDeleteDo remember his kind offer if push comes to shove and it's one for your book, of course.
Big hugs!
You are living in a grand and caring community.
ReplyDeleteMr. Poznan, is very thoughtful, kind and generous.
Fingers crossed that all will be well with your job. Sadly, today there are no guarantees.
Love Mr. Pozman as I’m sure you do, too. He may have his challenges but nothing wrong with his heart or his eyes!
ReplyDeleteBoth of those topics can be hella awkward to bring up. He has class
ReplyDeleteHe sounds very similar to Auntie Glad.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great story!
ReplyDeleteWhat a very generous offer. What a friend. You are loved. Gigi
ReplyDeleteYour a card John!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI heart this post :)
ReplyDeleteJohn, this was the perfect blend of tears and laughter. We are learning from you and all your friends. Sending a giant hug from Atlanta. Carol💕
ReplyDeleteThe offer of financial help and tips on dress sense, all in one go; that's a true friend.
ReplyDeletep.s. I wore a brand new pair of shorts when shopping last week. The label was still attached at the back. No-one said anything!
DeleteThe village loves you, you must know that.
ReplyDeleteUlvmor.
I almost spewed wine all over my keyboard laughing. What a sweet, nice, kind guy. You have so many friends that truly care about you. HIs kindness and offered generosity speaks volumes of how much you mean to your friends and the community. You are truly blessed. Note: Always check to make sure your pants are not on inside out. I can attest it is easy to do wearing leggings. Keep on Keeping on! Love, Galestorm
ReplyDeleteMy mother held a superstition that if an item of clothing goes on inside out, It's lucky and must stay that way all day... (back to front was unlucky and had to be changed). Betty
ReplyDeleteI love this post!
ReplyDeleteHave you looked into the steps you would need to take to get a book published , John , apart from writing it , of course! You have a rare talent , you really do xx
ReplyDeleteRestores my faith in human nature. Much needed this week xx
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely man. As for inside-out trousers - only you!
ReplyDeleteOMGoodness. What a beautiful soul.
ReplyDeleteOh John, I am laughing and crying at the same time. Both of you are beautiful souls.
ReplyDeletebet your feeling stupid now after blowing all that money on london trips and foreign holidays
ReplyDeleteWhat a nasty thing to say.
DeleteOne four day trip to Madrid a year ….hey ho
DeleteYou have such lovely people about you. Which is fair, b/c you're lovely to all of them right back. Hoping good news comes and soon!
ReplyDeletei cried as i read that out loud to Dawn..... it's very emotional and not unlike stories i could tell from this year...... but what a great punchline to bring it back - brilliant story telling - thanks
ReplyDeleteCommunity and chosen family.
ReplyDeleteMr P sounds like such a lovely man.
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely man. What a wonderful moment. Such a thoughtful down to earth offer. I’m so glad his rhubarb won. But oh my goodness the trousers. My tears of empathy changed to streaming tears of laughter. Jean in Winnipeg
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely offer from what sounds like an equally lovely man. You are surrounded by good people in your village, all looking out for each other, just as it should be.
ReplyDeletethat was the best ending of a serious story. I love characters like Mr. Poznam.
ReplyDeleteThis if a very fine piece of writing.
ReplyDeleteWhat a kind offer! I like that you ended with a giggle for us.
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