An amble down Memory Lane

 I’ve ploughed through old posts from between 2008-2013
And picked four that were born on the field of animals I once looked after
I’ve enjoyed reading them once again .
I hope you do too

Ewan Saves The Day

The smaller four chicks photographed earlier in the week 

I was just tucking into my first cup of coffee this morning when I spotted neighbour Ewan running down the garden path.Breathlessly he shouted that there was an alsatian attacking the chickens, and that he had fended the dog off once but it had come back again.
I grabbed a hoe and ran out to the field where the young dog from the riding stables behind the Church was bouncing through the fencing of the smaller run.I shouted and chased it through the graveyard, then went back to survey the hens and ducks.
The big buffs where hiding in their hen house safely and the turkeys and ducks all looked ok. Stanley had moved the larger flock behind the hen houses , so with a heavy heart I realised that the dog had centred his attack on the small juvenile flock in the smallest run. Two sides of the fencing had been knocked flat and I could only see one of the smaller white chicks (top of pic) walking in circles. Big piles of light feathers lay all around (with the quills pulled out by the roots) The smallest hen house was empty so I quickly checked the A frame ark where I found a rather shocked Rogo and the amber hen,Nonnie hiding there, Linda,Bunny and Susan were missing as were the three other small chicks (above).
Thank god, Ewan had spotted the attack ,even though he is not in the best of health, his prompt actions had probably saved many more of the hens and ducks. 
I searched the field and found Bunny (a small black hooker chick) lying in a dust bath in the big enclosure. She was shocked and had been bitten but was alive, I placed her into her coop in the dark (hens can die very easily of shock and need quiet and warmth to recover) and after giving her some antibiotics and water went to search for the others.
After an age the smallest black chick (above) looking battered and worse for wear tip toed out of the long grass by the hedge and strangely allowed me to pick her up to rest in her own coop. The final "mottled" chick I found frozen and also injured up in the churchyard, but she certainly looked a little more alert than the others, and it took an age to catch her.There was something quite valiant, in the fact that all the smaller chicks somehow survived
There was no sign of Linda and Susan, and I suspect that the feathers I found was from one of them, but who knows?, I have been looking for them for most of the day.
The owner of the riding school was incredibly apologetic and agreed to pay for the damage that had been done, I just wish that she had properly invested in fixing her boundary fences, You may remember that I had already complained about the dog a couple of months ago


A Little Miracle

I was not going to blog again today. I have had to get on with harvesting beetroot and swede and the runner ducklings needed their new house to be cleaned and disinfected before they are due to be transferred outside next week, but I just had to share one of the Sweetest little victories I  have been a part of in many a month!

Last night I switched off the incubator after "bobbing" the final few quail eggs. Non were "pipping" and none bobbed when immersed in warm water, so convinced the remaining couple of eggs were duds I shut everything down.

Today at midday, I remembered that I had left the last eggs in the incubator, so I removed them,(throwing them in the rubbish bag) and disinfected the dirty incubator out. As I was drying the equipment I noticed Albert digging through the rubbish bag and  suddenly he stopped dead when the faintest of "peeps" sounded beneath a load of potato peelings and banana skins.

I dug through the crap and pulled out an egg with the smallest of cracks in it. A tiny beak was pushed through the gap and as I looked carefully at it, it gave the smallest of shudders. The egg was literally stone cold, so I cupped it in my hands and blew on it gently. The chick moved slowly and gave another weak peep, so I kept breathing on it willing the little scrap to survive.
The eggs had been cold over 16 hours, so it is unbelievable that the chick had found the reserves to hatch but hatch it did and half an hour later it kicked free of its shell, still hidden away in the palm of my hand.
I transferred the baby to the hastily re assembled incubator (you try setting one up with one hand!) and here he is 2 hours later!



What with everything going on in our lives......(Chris has a multi million pound research bid to complete! and the bloody coalition Government is still bleating on about the unemployed and benefit cutting) the saga of a tiny chick no bigger than my thumb is hardly of any importance.........but to be honest, as the tiny quail valiantly raised his head as I lifted the incubator lid, I literally could have wept.
I’ve named him Red

Grown Red

Baby Red

The Great Escape 


We have this 1930's postcard stuck on the fridge! and boy did I wish that the pig enclosure followed these four simple rules!
Last night, just before I was to drive to Llandudno to meet up with Chris, I raced around the field locking up the turkeys, ducks and chicks. Hazel had agreed to come round later to lock the hens up, so after a bit of racing around , I was good to go!
Or so I thought! 
Just as I was walking back up to gate, I heard a burst of hen clucking from behind me and Gladys and Nora pushed themselves through a hole in their fencing and shot past grunting and squealing! Nora dropped kicked the hen fencing and trotted over to the hen feeder to bolt down huge mouthfulls of layers pellets while Gladys, excited at her new found freedom, galloped back and forth in piggy hysteria.
Now, for those who don't know, pigs are notoriously difficult to round up; they need to be "guided" and coxed rather than herded and prodded back into their quarters, so after 20 sweaty minutes, I was no nearer returning them to their home. 
It was time for more drastic action when I spied two passersby walking their dog in the lane and called to them to help me. To be fair both of them (two ladies in their late sixties), gamely agreed to lend a hand, and I asked the less robust woman to guard one path next to the allotments, to prevent the pigs from running in circles.
She looked a little nervous, so I "armed" her with a lid from the compost bins.
"What do I do if the pigs come my way?" she worriedly asked
"Look fierce!" I replied!
I gave the other lady (who I found out later was called Anne) a dustbin lid and we slowly cornered both pigs in my lowest vegetable patches, where they had chomped their way through some baby sweetcorn and parsnip tops.
After a bit of hard work and a bit of shouting,and dustbin lid pushing, we managed to get Gladys back into her pen and after waving a bowl of pasta at Nora (I had cooked some for Susan who is still not too well), we managed to get her in too, but the whole exhausting, messy experience had lasted 45 minutes!. The ladies looked a little fraught but somewhat exhilarated and after thanking them and fixing the fence I managed to drive to meet up with Chris and we had a nice meal out!
Poor Hazel!,
My rudimentary repairs to the fence failed soon after I left and Hazel (who is the size of Audrey Hepburn) was left with two escapee pigs when she called in to lock the hens up an hour later!
Bless her! without help, she gamely tried to get the girls back, and an hour later she was still battling away.....
This morning, all I have been doing is patching up the fence holes!
Animals are therapeutic? pah!!!!
Hazel and I are off to the cinema later.....my treat me thinks

Pigless

Walking through the village with the dogs a few minutes ago, I spied affable despot Jason ambling down Chapel Street with his daughter on his shoulders.
"Have they gone?!" he called over and when I shouted out that they had, he added with a chuckle
"Bet you feel like that chap out of Schindler's List"

Sweet natured number 12 and the killer-on-trotters number 21 left the 8field peacefully this morning. The Red Faced Welsh Farmer and his ever cheerful son Ed turned up exactly on time as did my farmer friends Eirlys and John, who had kindly agreed to give us a hand and after a quick chin wag and "plan of attack", we set up  a whole line of hurdles leading a path up to the waiting loose box by the gate.

No 22 as a baby


I filled a bucket with corn, opened the enclosure gate and called the pigs out. Number 21 followed me immediately, with number 12 tottering up rather shyly behind, and within five minutes we had just about loaded 12 into the trailer where he peacefully scooped up big mouthfuls of corn with relish. The more sly number 21 played up just a little and tiptoed gaily around the field for a few minuteds, presumably searching for a spare hen to kill, followed by all of my helpers with their pig boards at the ready.

Neither pig was stressed, that's all I was truly bothered about, and when we eventually loaded 21, they both looked as though a trip in a trailer was the most natural thing in the world for both of them to be doing on a cold Tuesday morning.
Their calmness made me feel so much better, I just couldn't bare seeing them anxious and frightened.
It was the same story when we arrived at the butcher's abattoir, where a huge South African Butcher, gently encouraged them both into their holding pen. "He's a big friendly bastard" he commented when number 12 ambled forward to sniff at some tiny looking porkers in the next stall, and a second later I was off to complete the paperwork . It was as quick and as simple as that.. no time for "goodbyes....no time for second thoughts!
I was glad I was with the RFWF He would have stamped on any indulgent emotional romp if  I dared to perform one.Things had to be matter of fact...that is the rule with farm animals.

"You are now a real farmer!" the RFWF said  as we drove off......."welcome to the club "

Balance

  

The cottage is cold. Night shifts mean a day in bed and lighting the fire is a luxury rather than a necessity.
It’s five pm, and the winter dark has descended 
It’s cold. 
It’s my last night tonight which I’m grateful for. 
Then a weeks holiday, which I’m also grateful for
I’ve scheduled in operation dogsnot removal and the week so far looks dry.
Using my Christmas vouchers I’ve booked tickets to see The Kite Runner and renewed my membership to the Storyhouse and in ten days I’m London bound to take Nu to see Backstairs Billy for her Christmas Pressie. I suspect the comedy will be gentle and nothing more, but I’m looking forward in seeing national treasure Penelope Wilton and Luke Evans in the flesh so to speak.
Nu’s between houses, so I’ve booked a hotel near Covent Garden for a snip, which I’m glad about.

On the home front, I’ve informed some of the TCA of my intention to resign at the next trustee meeting. It’s not a decision I’m doing lightly, but comes on the back of some complaints we’ve had about the sponsorship of the Hall windows, which state they’ve been waiting too long for results to appear. 
Bureaucracy and listed buildings is a nightmare journey to navigate, and work and college can’t get in the way of that. College come first, and work second.
So something has to give.
I will tell the committee that I will continue as a general volunteer and will continue to run the Flower Show.
I feel better that the decision has been made.

And so dear reader, I share my merge news with you over a cold kitchen table.
The room is scented with thyme as hand tied bunches, lie in small heaps with the veg
I need to have a hot shower before work and a strong coffee

Night times in hospices can be conspiratorial places
With honesties shared in the confessional dark.


Order

 


2 nights then holiday. 
I’m not doing anything on my holiday but getting things in order
All those jobs that need doing
Discipline is the word du jour in 2024
From last will and testament, college, health, the works  
Everything gets ticked off 

Sex Over Sixty



Hummm a knotty subject for sure.
Either bloggers don’t do it , or they don’t want to talk about it.
Me thinks it’s the latter
With provisions lol.

I’m not Julie Andrews.
I never said I was, so the subject of sex, remains on the table , here on Going Gently. It’s the opportunity which is somewhat lacking.
I have a friend called Dan. I met him when I sizing up aubergines in Sainsbury’s a few years ago. ( I know it’s stereotypical but aubergines do make incredibly realistic penguins for a novelty vegetable class in a flower show), well I’d met him a while before when I was a nurse on ITU and he was a student.
We’d fancied each other for years but only got together occasionally after I was single. 
A lot older now, but still a spring chicken,  he’s moved away, but when back in the area he looks me up for a “reunion” of sorts. 
I call him Helen Keller in my head, and when talking of him to friends.
For he’s not a strong conversationalist .
There is nothing more flattering than someone who finds you physically attractive who is a dish themselves .And he’s a dish …..

Hey ho

Today I’m paying the price 
Sex over sixty ! Pah! You can keep it
I have a pulled at least one muscle in my back and can’t cough without pain 
I feel as though I’ve. just been hit by a bus
Bloody hell

Rain

 Sometimes you just have to push through the miserable weather and claim the day as your own.
I’d arranged to meet a friend in Chester but I cancelled because I was skint, but found myself meeting another more local friend for a short walk and take out coffee


Soaked, but invigorated, getting wet during a winter shower has done me good

Fancy A Chat?



 Sometimes I wish we had a dishier king. 
Even when he was a young man, Kind Charles was never a looker, so to speak. 
I think even his mother would contest to that.
Now the new King Frederick in Denmark is a real corker!, beaten only to the top spot of hottest Royal totty by King Filipe of Spain, who I would drop my drawers for, before you could say Patatas bravas.


I’ve always liked Queen Margrethe Of Denmark too
She looks a feisty, pragmatic and entertaining old lady who probably doesn’t suffer fools gladly
Her abdication was, rather moving 


Anyhow , last night I had a lovely meal at my sister’s house, and was home at 11.30 before the “ bongs” 
Despite a late invite from Affable Despot Jason to the big hoolie at the Hall. I thought it best to go home and chill. Something I am doing today.
I have a friend who is a bit low at the moment 
So I have loosely invited them to dinner this afternoon 
I am making a chicken roast dinner with all of the trimmings 
The leftovers I can play around with over the next few days if needed.

I’m starting the Year as I mean to go on
Optimistically 

Underpants : a metaphor for 2023


2023 has passed rather quietly 

In the list of special or even notable years , it has pretty much limped by, largely unnoticed by most of us.
Unseen, rather like the pair of underpants that straddle one of the beams above the kitchen patio
The ones with the holes I flung out of the bathroom window in the autumn.
Damp and somewhat unnoticed
The underpants and the year.

Now don’t get me wrong , there have been the highlights
The Sagrade Familia, the only building to have ever made me cry in public.
The Grande Canal in Venice,the biggest film set in the world.
Don Quixote at the Royal Opera House 
Falling in love with Sheffield all over again with “ Standing at the Sky’s Edge” 

The joyful ABBA Voyage, Les Misterables, Miss Saigon and La Traviata 
The reopening of the National Portrait Gallery,
Pedro Peascal, The Last of Us 
The proud return of the Trelawnyd Flower Show

Perhaps there was more to 2023 that met the eye!
The Stirling work by the TCA in saving the village hall for another couple of years, 
Auntie Glad’s death
Albert’s too
And being the oldest on my University course which now dominates every Tuesday with its hard work and challenging ways.

And here is 2024, just ahead
And I won’t lie, it daunts me a little.
I will still book things ahead of time
Things to look forward to…it’s my way
Indeed in two weeks it’s Backstairs Billy at The Duke Of York’s with Nu
What fun! 
But the loneliness remains a little hard to take especially on winter days like these

Where the wind gives you a shiver only a hug can remove 


Affable Despot Jason , has just knocked on the lane window
It’s almost dark , but you can still see his wide grin in the gloom
He invited me up to the Hall Party later tonight

Happy New Year xx

 

Lyndy

I didn't know her very well.
Hardly at all in fact.
I knew her name and that she was a tenor in our choir
and I knew she laughed long and often at things I too found funny.

I didn't know anything else about her
was she married? did she have children? I wasn't sure
she had a dog called Charlie that much I did know.
a hairy long legged thing that moved slowly
and in lockdown I saw only her on camera during our zoom sings.

Her living room looked cosy
but I knew nothing of her job, her friends and her life.
Choir is like that
you turn up and generally you JUST sing.

Lyndy died a few days ago "after a short illness"
Her son posted the news on her facebook page.
and I will miss her, even though I did not know her.

During Lockdown when Charlie lugubriously appeared on screen. 
I would call out like some demonic Victoria Wood fan "I can see your Charlie "
and she would crack a crooked smile of recognition at the double entendre 

a silly joke at a very bad time
and I will always be grateful for her ability to play along with it