Puppy Wrestling


I love this photo......it's the kind of photo you can hear as well as see.
Mary has taken to Sorrel.
This is , I am sure, a reflection that Sorrel is our first female visitor, who has a tendency to shriek when bated by an over active puppy. The louder the shriek, the better the game, and so every few minutes of stalking, out Mary will bound and an unsuspecting mother-in-law will scream a rather satisfying scream before OAP and Puppy embark in a lusty bout of all in wrestling.
It is Sorrel's Birthday today...I'm in the process of making a roast for lunch! 

A Stripper's Knickers!

I'm waiting outside the hospital after a 13 hour shift
The taxi is a little late.
I am getting a taxi because the Prof needed the car to take him and Sorrel to church
Easter is a big gig apparantly
I stink like an old cart horse who has worn a stripper's knickers too long
That's intensive care at full stretch for you
Hey ho

You Can't Beat a Plump Cushion!

One of my guilty purchases

 We are in Liverpool. The Prof and his mum are shopping, I was going to the Tate Gallery but it's shut! So whilst the others are giving Zara a bashing, I have done what any self respecting gay man over forty does,I have had to settle for the soft furnishings department of John Lewis.......
Let it be known now,and I am out and proud......... I love nice cushions!
There I've said it!


All cushioned out.......I had a doze at Albert Dock
This shopping lark is hard work



Snatched From Facebook


Blogs are not really the forum for posting cute videos featuring cats
( That is the remit of facebook)
But this video made me chuckle last night
It made me chuckle as it totally reminded me of the Prof
That wonderful face
The hint of a curly moustache
The slightly imperious look.
That's my husband! 

Timing

Mary opened her bowels on the hearthrug at 19.10
Just after I finished a posh pot noodle in front of the tv
I left it there
( the  shit not the pot noodle) 
And in a fit of pre mother-in-law cleaning stress I ate all of the chocolate rabbit
Mrs Trellis bought for the Prof for Easter! 
Hey ho

Operation Dog Snot Removal


The spare room in the West Wing has been spring cleaned in readiness for the mother in law's arrival.
It didn't take too long, the room is the size of a nun's cell.
I've bathed the dogs , bought more scented candles that would sink the Queen Mary and am just in the process of washing the fanny stains from the couch throws.
My life is one heady whirl of excitement......the Prof is wisely working away until tomorrow night

Tap.....Tap......Tap

Something was bothering me this morning.
It wasn't the news of the awful bombings in Belgium....... we seem to be getting used to these atrocities in this very small world, no, it was a small little moment of helplessness that has prayed on my mind.
Every morning Mary and I march out on our two mile power walk. It's a round robin where we walk through the village up to the newly refurbished garage shop ( Gay Gordon told me rather breathlessly that they NOW had a bigger selection of proper foodstuffs AND electric doors!)
We then walk up Bryn y Odyn , past a few cottages and a farm  then around the base of the Gop hill at the top of High Street and then back home.
It takes half an hour when Mary is behaving.
Yesterday we had just reached the halfway point when I  was stopped by a very sharp tap.....tap.... tap.
In the silence of the lane the noise came again and I looked around to see where it could be coming from. We were stood next to a small holiday cottage and when the tapping sounded again I followed Mary's gaze as she looked up to one of the bedroom windows .
There standing on the inside window sill was a huge black crow.
The crow looked down at us for a moment and struck the window pane with another three sharp taps with his beak.
It looked as though he was trying to get our attention.
The cottage was shut up , locked and heavily alarmed so I was at a bit of a loss of what to do, so I marshaled Mary and walked to the neighbouring farm only twenty feet or so across the lane.
As we disappeared from the crow's sight, the tap,  tap, tap on the window became a little more frantic
And this bothered me even more.
I found the farmer who told me that the cottage owner lived in Manchester and seldom came over, but he promised he would search for the owner's phone number and would ring him for instructions on what to do.
The thought of this bird effectively trapped inside a lonely cottage bothered me and I shared the story with Mrs Trellis when I passed her further down the lane.
This morning there was no sign of the crow . I checked through each window and tapped on the panes to encourage him to reply if he was still there but the place seemed quiet and still.  I did notice that several of the short net curtains framing each window, upstairs and down  were in disarray.

I came home to start operation dog snot removal  ( mother in law arrives in a day or so) only being interrupted by Mrs Trellis who wanted to drop off a chocolate Easter Bunny for  me and the Prof.
She asked me about the Crow.
" He was asking for your help" she noted brightly
That made me feel worse.......


The Walking Dead ( spoilers)

We needed a psychiatrist too!

Oh dear.....The Walking Dead is drawing very slowly to the end of season 6 and the writers are fucking things up, just a little, just like they did in season 4. Judge Judy had it pegged right when she said -if it doesn't make sense ..it's not true! And that's very true of the script of the Walking Dead ....if it doesn't make sense then we the audience just don't believe it! 
Simples!
Suddenly Carol has gone all introspective and has left Alexandria ( duh...like well....just....duh?) Poor lumpy and interesting Denise got to say insightful things to Rosita and Daryl , then got crossbowed in the  eyeball and Eugene got to bite some guy's balls off.......but not before he and Abe had a rather long overdue and rather impressive falling out.

Oh dear............I am getting worried about carol's future from tonight......I have a feeling the season's finale will be hers too! Hey ho

I will end by bigging up a little seen British thriller that I saw on tv last night. Towerblock is a dark and violent thriller which has 15 tenants of a London High-rise at the mercy of Mystery sniper. 
The story has more holes in it than a lump of Swiss Cheese and the narrative peters out well before the end but generally the tension holds up throughout the film, especially as twelve of the fifteen die rather unfortunate deaths and the performances are pretty impressive, especially the over the top but truly electric turn by Jack O'Connell as the roughest of rough diamond thugs who helps the survivors beat the sniper
Towerblock.....