Mary opened her bowels on the hearthrug at 19.10
Just after I finished a posh pot noodle in front of the tv
I left it there
( the shit not the pot noodle)
And in a fit of pre mother-in-law cleaning stress I ate all of the chocolate rabbit
Mrs Trellis bought for the Prof for Easter!
Hey ho
Oh man , I would have totally done the same thing.
ReplyDeleteAll the chocolate in the house would be gone and I would be sucking on the mostly empty bottle of Nutella.
Our baby girl is going to end up in diapers or you need to check on her diet.
It was my fault , i forgot to take her out
DeleteOh no ... you don't even have someone or something to blame !!
ReplyDeleteYe Gods - I was always told of those I feared - imagine them on the loo. So long as its not on the hearthrug of course.
ReplyDeleteyou will have to buy the prof a new chocolate bunny.
ReplyDeleteBeen there upset and eat chocolate and I don't even like
ReplyDeletechocolate !
cheers, parsnip
classic story!!!
ReplyDeleteOh well you needed a good energy hit after all that house work and having to face cleaning up shit ......
ReplyDeleteOf course you devoured the rabbit. And most of us would have done exactly the same.
ReplyDelete_ _ it happens
ReplyDeleteThat sucks. It really does. I'd have eaten the chocolate, too. And washed it down with a glass of wine.
ReplyDeleteI hope for your sake that Mrs Trellis doesn't read your blog.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, she does, doesn't she?
I hope for your sake that Mrs Trellis doesn't read your blog.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, she does, doesn't she?
Everyone does! She'll understand..she's a trouper
DeleteI miss having children for this reason. Not the dog shit but the chocolate.
ReplyDeleteIt is much easier just digging in to the children's Easter baskets than admitting that all that chocolate is for me.
What is a posh pot of noodles? Oh well, pick up another chocolate rabbit for the Prof.....he will never know unless he reads your blog : )
ReplyDeleteThe visuals are superb. Okay, now off you go to buy your hubby a new chocolate bunny!
ReplyDeleteMissFifi
My posh pot of noodles came from an envelope called Yakisoba .. Boil noodles, sprinkle powdered flavor .. slurp.
ReplyDeletePerhaps a little gin to soften the blow?
ReplyDeleteYou ate the whole thing?
ReplyDeleteReally ...
Hmm ...
(You need a private stash ...)
After reading your previous post and this one I would like to point out that you can hire people to do deep cleaning. Just a thought, John.
ReplyDeleteJust another day in Trelawnyd (apart from posh noodles, whatever they are).
ReplyDeleteWe all "fully and rully" sympathise with your pain, and would have done the same.... except I'd suggest you go out and buy TWO replacement eggs .... one to be saved for another emergency.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Prof will understand ... after all, he loves you...
Happy Easter
Mary's comment on your choice of posh noodle?
ReplyDeleteYour cottage is so cosy, but have you ever thought of not having carpet/rugs because of this sort of thing? no? well I suppose not...but you did the right thing by eating the chocolate...we would all have done the same thing.
ReplyDeleteAny excuse to scoff the chocolate? you won't be able to use that one again now, better keep a list, I do.
ReplyDeleteI'd have picked up the poo, *then* eaten the chocolate rabbit. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm with you. Chore first, wash hands and choccy rabbit. Oh and BTW ears, head then body.
DeleteJohn. This post, along with various others over the past few months, leads me to ask - have you never house-trained your dogs? I believe that Police Dogs are trained never to s*** while out on duty, so surely it is not too much to demand your dogs go to the toilet outside.
ReplyDelete\and go our this minute and buy the Prof a replacement Easter rabbit.
All but Mary are fully housetrained Pat.
DeleteWilliam , being an old man can and does have the occassional accident.....he's the one who " backs into things"
OMIGOSH....well, I think you did the right thing - clean up and chocolate.
ReplyDeleteI hope it was Lindt. Medicinal, anyway, and I'm sure it was lush and did the trick. For info - Sainsburys sell "emergency chocolate"!
ReplyDeleteOh good for you, you needed that chocolate fix, and I would have done the same. In fact, we ate a big box of chocolates last night which were supposed to be given as a birthday gift for a friend of ours! Well, we needed comfort food. It had been a long day!
ReplyDeleteJust one of those days!
ReplyDeleteBanned complain !! Complaining only causes life and mind become more severe. Enjoy the rhythm of the problems faced. No matter ga life, not a problem not learn, so enjoy it :)
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