Things That Go Bump In The Night

 

Just after four thirty this morning I found myself suddenly wide awake.
Had there been a crash ? 
Or had I been dreaming? 
I lay in bed for a while. 
Mary was asleep , curled up on my right side. Bun next to her. 
Bun was awake and her head was up listening.
I gathered my urology piping and went to investigate 
Weaver was sat on my desk, with her eyes to the ceiling.
I could swear that she was whistling 
Lying smashed in the inglenook fireplace was my gargoyle 
His decapitated head in the centre of the hearth rug. 

When Weaver was a kitten , she would often hiss at the gargoyle’s angry face as he sat quietly watching the room. She wasn’t keen on my dinosaur pottery figure either and even the stuffed dog toy I bought in Kenmare when I visited Nu had been spat at and cuffed as he sat in his box behind the sofa

I flicked two fingers up at Weaver who was pretending to ignore me and placed the gargoyle’s head on the mantlepiece


 

60 comments:

  1. I desperately want to comment but words fail me!

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  3. Anonymous8:00 pm

    That cat is possessed!!!!!

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    1. By the devil or the ghost of Joan Crawford

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  4. OMG
    The Stephen King of it all!!

    LOL

    XOXO

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  5. What a little sh*t! That reminds me, did you ever find the missing pottery figure? The case for the prosecution is getting stronger by the minute! xx

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  6. Anonymous8:17 pm

    This line made me spit my first martini out 🍸
    “ I could swear that she was whistling ”

    Lee x

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  7. She would probably insist that "a big boy did it and ran away".

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  8. What if a ghost--poltergeist?--- or ''something'' knocked it down!And Weaver is an innov=cent bystander, bravely protecting her master and pack.
    Will you mend it?

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    1. No , it’s now a paper weight

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    2. I'm sure it was an accident. Weaver was just an innocent bystander. 🙂 🐈‍⬛

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  9. Can the gargoyle's bottom part become a vase? What a shame, but breakables should be up very, very high with nothing nearby to use as a ladder to it as must be done when there's a 2 year old in the house. My sympathy.

    Hugs!

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  11. Omg!! I wonder if Weaver might regret her actions?
    He looks more scary now than when he was in one piece!!

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  12. Didn't Roger hear the crash?

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  13. If she goes missing, you fret. If she's at home, she's destructive. She really knows how to wind you up!

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  14. Sounds like her whistle was that of innocence ... but do we believe her????

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  15. Anonymous10:25 pm

    John,That gargoyle has bad juju. Please take it out of your house!!!!!

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  16. Things going bump in the night sure raise the heart rate.

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  17. Anonymous11:37 pm

    oh, that cat. She is filled with a spirit I cannot quite describe...she certainly seems to have very strong *dislikes*....and perhaps not too many *likes*? And she certainly not afraid of showing her dislikes!
    Susan M./ Calif

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  18. More cat drama. Weaver can't help herself.
    Can you glue the gargoyle back together?

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  19. Can the head be glued back on? Or would she just have another go at it? 😄

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  20. If I were you I would sleep with one eye open, she's coming for you, it's only a matter of time.

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  21. "Revenge is a dish best served cold," purred Weaver, as she nonchalantly licked her paw. "She who laughs last, laughs best."

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  22. I hope it's mendable. It would be a real shame if not. Thin gruel for Weaver!

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  23. The gargoyle's been broken before, hasn't he?

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    1. Well remembered , I’m not repairing him again

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  24. So, now she’s an art critic. Hope it can be repaired.

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  25. islasalisbury@gmail.com7:56 am

    I like to think this is the origional Weaver having fun and saying hi - wherever she may be!

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    1. The original weaver was a sassy broad

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  26. This is the reason I have nearly always had boy cats. The girls can be little terrors!!

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    1. It’s a learning curve , Albert was NEVER a problem for 16 years

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  27. If the world were flat, cats would have swept us all over the edge by now.

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  28. Krayolakris12:26 pm

    Cats know. Gargoyle has bad energy.

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  29. She may be possessed. Consult a priest.

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  30. Anonymous1:26 pm

    yes i agree , I would not have that in my house . Sofie

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    1. Anonymous1:28 pm

      my reply was to Krayolakris .Sofie

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    2. Ok his body is now in the garden

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  31. He is a little scary looking - she was defending you from harm. ;)

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  32. Anonymous2:43 pm

    yow! Scary!

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  33. Oh, that's a bummer. But good job saving the head just to taunt Weaver with it!

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