Bollocks

 

When we got home after counselling earlier I suddenly noticed Roger standing in the kitchen doorway looking worried.
He had his usual “It’s not my fault” expression on his face and suddenly I  heard the sound of dripping water.
The bathroom sink had overflowed and the water had leaked down into the kitchen to a depth of an inch.
The twins were sat on the kitchen table, marooned 
Both yowled at me loudly
I swore like a docker. 
Life is like this is it not?
Nice positives yesterday
Fuck off disasters today 

Bollocks twat cunt !!!!


16 comments:

  1. Bugger, damn, fuck as well. Just when things seem to be going right, life has a habit of sticking its bloody great size 9's in. I hope the damage isn't too great. xx

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  2. I hope it's not TOO expensive to fix the damage.

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  3. Damselfly10:51 pm

    Did you have pipes that froze?
    Hope the repairs are not horribly expensive.

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  4. Not good. Did the water come down the stairs or through the ceiling?

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  5. I must admit to having a preference for "shit, wank and bollox" as my expletives of the moment. Better days ahead old lad..

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  6. Well shit, that's not good.

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  7. John - I am assuming you, as an intelligent homeowner with a mortgage, has homeowner's insurance. Now is the time to contact them. (Advice (wanted or otherwise) from a retired insurance claims agent.

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  8. Plumbing and water damage are never easily dealt with.
    It happens to the best of us.
    A few years ago, I had to replace hardwood floors and repair the heat pump that caused the l flood. The heat pump engineer found that a spider built a nest inside the heat pump evaporation line that took water outside. When the water flow was blocked, in spilled into the living room.
    Never a dull moment!

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  9. Aieeeeeee! You just had the bathroom renovated!!!!!

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  10. Anonymous12:54 am

    OMG so sorry I'm laughing but you make the most horrible situations funny with your writing style! Linda

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  11. Not good. Short of washing away, water is the worst damage to fix. Best wishes.

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  12. How did this happen? You left the tap on, the twins turned it on, a pipe broke/ froze? Such a huge exhausting clean up. I hope you have good insurance. What is under the kitchen floor, a cellar, a crawl space? Is the water leaking down there too? My mom would always say when things flooded, "Oh it's ok, water always dries."

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  13. I can relate to the "one day good, next day disaster". You have my complete sympathy. Somehow, we always get through, but that sinking feeling when we realize what's happened . . .

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  14. I hope not too much was damaged. Flooding can be devastating.

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  15. Oh no! Your lovely kitchen. I hope you manage to get things sorted without too much trouble. Xx

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  16. Oh no! How horrible. You didn't have long to simply enjoy your peaceful and happy time then. I hope the damage isn't too bad.

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