Bed

 I haven’t worked two twelve hour day shifts over a weekend for a long time.
I leave at 6.30 and return at 20.45.
It’s well after 9.15pm when I sit down with my bean and chorizo soup made from the slow cooker.
The dogs are eating their dinner in the kitchen
The twins I think are upstairs eating theirs. 
I miss Winnie as my feed need sucking
I’m buggered
Another similar shift tomorrow. 

I’m Watching some nameless reality shit on tv  for a half hour
Then either Bun or Weaver balanced their arse over the side of my mother in law’s tongue on the window ledge 

And gently shat in it! 

I’m off to bed!!!!!!

28 comments:

  1. Oh hell! Get to bed, ignore the chaos and sleep deeply. Cat shit can be dealt with when you have some energy. Do you ever sit and soak your feet in a bowl of warm soapy water. I used to do that after a long shift on my feet. Sheer bliss! Might not be as good as a dog licking your toes, though. xx

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  2. Perhaps it's a bit early to leave the twins with full run of the house when you're out. Either that or make certain the litter box is clean before leaving the house.
    Wishing you a sound & restorative deep sleep, John dear.

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  3. Sort of getting the right idea!

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  4. Anonymous9:07 pm

    Hahaha ha

    Leexxx

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  5. Oh dear, do the twins not like their litter box?

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  6. I hope you cleaned it up before toddling off to dreamland!

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  7. Hope you sleep well, John!

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  8. At least one of the dogs didn't eat it. Which is what one of my Border Terriers did when my old cat did the deed in a plant pot (a Monstera if I recall) and then promptly threw it all back up. Gross.

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  9. Rest well, those 12 hour shifts should be outlawed.

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  10. I bet they make a battery operated toe sucker. I will look for you.:)

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  11. Two long shifts, one after the other seems like a lot to take on. Take care John.

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  12. Make a tinfoil cover for the pot and they won't use that again. Kitties don't like tinfoil.

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  13. Little kitten monsters!!

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  14. Haven't got one.1:13 am

    That made me laugh out loud. 🤣
    Hilarious, I can just visualise it. Clever kitten, at least it wasn't on the floor. I think she was trying to tell you that the litter trays needed changing! Cats are very particular.
    Jean.

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  15. Anonymous1:17 am

    Does misery love company? If so, my friend, I share that we are still without electricity, no gas to be purchased , the list goes on - you get the idea. Hurricane Helene came all the way to Augusta, Georgia USA! I will hang in there if you will - deal? - Jackie

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  16. Barbara Anne1:29 am

    Wishing you well, John, and hope you sleep the sleep of the blessed.
    Hope, too, that Mary, Roger, Weaver, and Bun snuggle in and sleep well, too.

    Hugs!

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  17. Anonymous1:45 am

    Cats won’t do that unless their litter tray needs cleaning out.

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    1. Anonymous1:27 pm

      You get your priorities all wrong - tucking into your stew when the cats litter tray is so dirty they won't use it.

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  18. So long as it was gentle!

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  19. Anonymous5:04 am

    That was probably the last thing you needed last night! Hope you have a restful sleep.

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  20. Anonymous1:26 pm

    Thats very late to be feeding dogs. And same again tonight?

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