Montana Archers

 Four 12 hour shifts back to back was a bit much 

Tonight I shared a tuna filled jacket potato with Mary sat at the kitchen table and fell asleep holding my fork.

When I flickered my eyes open the potato had gone 

So had Mary 

I’m typing this in the garden with a gin and tonic 

It’s not a sunny dusk

In fact today it’s a chilly one

But the Montana arch looks mighty fine

Speaking of Archers, it’s all go in Ambridge

George crashed drunk Alice’s car into Mick’s car sending, Mick, Joy and Fallon into the river Am

Denise and Alistair ( who are on a dirty evening out)  comes to the rescue but it’s close thing

George puts a comatose Alice into the driving seat 

Bloody hell, I need another gin