Big Cold Hands

 

I needed some self care today
Well to be honest I needed that on Tuesday where Russell Crowe with a damp flannel in hand wouldn’t have come at all amiss
I would have paid a fortune for him to to dap my hot nether regions and to spoon me some matzo balls and chicken soup into the corner of my mouth but 
Alas
That was not to be.
I’ve got to look after myself😥
Thanks to Trendy Carol ( wearing something flowing and suitably autumnal) and her hubby, the dogs went over to their garden to play after their walk and I could go back to bed.
I listened to the start of the recording of In The Psychiatrist’s Chair with Jimmy Saville but fell asleep until 2pm after which  I had a long shower, shave and scrub,which made me feel a bit better
I moved several loads of wood out of the rain and cleaned the kitchen an effort which wiped me out totally 
I’ve lit the fire and picked the dogs up before falling asleep on the couch

I dreamt of Russell Crowe rubbing my feet with his big cold hands

36 comments:

  1. Is Russell Crowe also known as Crowe Magnon of "Magnon's Meanderings" fame?

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    1. Anonymous4:23 pm

      Je ne pense pas ! Il doit s’agir de l’acteur. I don’t think so .It must be the actor.

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    2. Anonymous4:24 pm

      Catherine from France (I forget to sign)

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    3. oui cro est un vieil ami. bienvenue à y aller doucement Catherine

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  2. Self care is FUNDAMENTAL.
    And Russel could come and give it to me any time.

    XOXO

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  3. May all your dreams come true! xx

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  4. A man put his cool hands on all the right places - naughty man 😊

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    1. I’m beyond caring at the mo

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    2. Anonymous2:57 pm

      Typical smutty flis. Not nice.

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    3. No smut here dear - I attended a school for young ladies you see 👩‍⚖️

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  5. Barbara anne5:02 pm

    Wishing you well, my friend, and may the man of your dreams (fevered or not) show up at your door after you feel well enough, of course.

    Hugs!

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  6. Jimmy Savile would have been happy to oblige.

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    1. Not to be flippant , but I doubt it

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    2. ROFL, yes, John is about 50 years too old

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  7. weaver7:18 pm

    Instead of which you got a certain bulldog giving your feet a good going over.

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    1. She’s in the bad books , been growling again

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  8. Anonymous8:01 pm

    This blog has suddenly become boring and pedestrian

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  9. I’m off to bed like a sad sick middle aged homosexual spinster

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    1. Anonymous8:37 pm

      "Middle"? Sounds a bit optimistic (Andrew S, ever the realist, sorry, and btw a bit older than you).

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  10. Anonymous8:35 pm

    I hear Russell Crowe dreams of being cossetted by a fat old Welshman with dog-licked feet and food stains down his T-shirt. I read it on the internet, must be true...

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  11. Rest, relax and recover soon, John!

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  12. Has Dorothy been spayed? Sounds like she needs to be relaxed!

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  13. I love the Russell Crowe archetype.

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  14. Now that is a dream I could enjoy having myself.

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  15. I detect a THEME in today's post, lol!

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  16. Russel isn't looking so crash hot these days

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  17. I hope that even the dreams will help you to get better. Sleep certainly will.

    Wonder if Dorothy is sickening for something or maybe more anxious than usual?

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  18. Russell told me, whenever he's not feeling well, he dreams of you. May your dreams come true ... and you feel better soon.

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  19. Your Russell Crowe fantasy put me in need of a damp towel.

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  20. This does seem to be hanging on awhile. Perhaps it is time to see a doctor? Before the weekend, when you can't see one? (Although thinking, perhaps it is different there.)

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  21. Russell's "big cold hands" don't sound all that appealing to me. Maybe he'd better warm them up on the radiator first?

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  22. Anonymous9:54 pm

    Excuse me !...Russell's hands are big but they are not cold !

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