"I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, "(Margo Channing)
“Hey, we've all got problems, chum. I'm overly talkative and you look like a field of buttercups in a suit.”
Anita: Genitalia? Is that silver stuff you spread on the branches at Christmas?
Bren: Jean, I have to say it. Excuse me, Dolly, don't listen to this. Keith is an arsehole.Jean: I know, but you can get used to that in a person. xx
"Dinner Ladies" is one of my favourite programmes. Victoria Wood was pure genius.
Dora Bryan character wearing a shell suit "I could be bare arsed in seconds".
"We've all got problems. I need to polish my brown shoes but I don't know where the polish and brushes are." (from "Real Life" 2023)
Clan't think of a particu
sorry John, I will start again. I can't think of a particular problem I have got at the moment but I am really good at thinking them up in the middle of the night if I can't sleep.
Dolly drawing herself up to her full height and uttering the immortal words, "You slimy, two faced flatulating bum hole"! God, I miss Victoria Wood! X
On a par with “ where’s my Clint?”
Breathe in...can you smell my Charlie?
Oh keep em coming lol
I find Brit humour so funny.. I wish we got more of it in Canada. American humour just sucks and its not funny at all. GG
I used to buy those country magazines - perhaps you might like to offer your cottage for a photo shoot x 📸
Meant for Bishops Flower x.🌷
I love all comments Except abusive ones from arseholes
“Hey, we've all got problems, chum. I'm overly talkative and you look like a field of buttercups in a suit.”
ReplyDeleteAnita: Genitalia? Is that silver stuff you spread on the branches at Christmas?
ReplyDeleteBren: Jean, I have to say it. Excuse me, Dolly, don't listen to this. Keith is an arsehole.
ReplyDeleteJean: I know, but you can get used to that in a person. xx
"Dinner Ladies" is one of my favourite programmes. Victoria Wood was pure genius.
ReplyDeleteDora Bryan character wearing a shell suit "I could be bare arsed in seconds".
ReplyDelete"We've all got problems. I need to polish my brown shoes but I don't know where the polish and brushes are." (from "Real Life" 2023)
ReplyDeleteClan't think of a particu
ReplyDeletesorry John, I will start again. I can't think of a particular problem I have got at the moment but I am really good at thinking them up in the middle of the night if I can't sleep.
ReplyDeleteDolly drawing herself up to her full height and uttering the immortal words, "You slimy, two faced flatulating bum hole"!
ReplyDeleteGod, I miss Victoria Wood! X
On a par with
Delete“ where’s my Clint?”
Breathe in...can you smell my Charlie?
ReplyDeleteOh keep em coming lol
DeleteI find Brit humour so funny.. I wish we got more of it in Canada. American humour just sucks and its not funny at all. GG
ReplyDeleteI used to buy those country magazines - perhaps you might like to offer your cottage for a photo shoot x 📸
ReplyDeleteMeant for Bishops Flower x.🌷
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