Bog Disaster

 The thaw has started and my outside toilet exploded.
I’d missed the fact that the toilet had frozen over totally.
Well as usual I’m gilding the lily a little but the connection into the cistern had completely blown off and the water was spraying up over the ceiling and had flooded the floor and the patio by the time I’d found it.
The stop cock , is located behind the toilet and I’d stored some electric heaters and other crap in the loo so I was soaked to the skin before the deluge was stopped
My screams sent the dogs scurrying upstairs .
How I didn’t electrocute myself God knows
I missed this mornings Christmas Fayre as a result 
Sods law. 

I’m not too pissed off..
The Fayre was a great success btw, I loved the fact that as part of their remit , the community Association and villager Jo sorted out free food for all from the Olio food waste app.
Apologies for my absence everyone.

Free food for Trelawnyd villagers

I’ve just been stuffing a chicken with sweet onions and garlic 
I’m making a comfort meal for my friend Colin tonight, 
I’ve made creamed cabbage, pork stuffing with apples  and garlic mash potato
I’ve not enough oven space so I’ve bought Yorkshire puds ( I know!!!!)
But I’ll make gravy with sloe jelly to fill them 

I love cooking for someone 




44 comments:

  1. What a disaster with your new outside toilet! You need to wrap all the water pipes in pink insulation and duct tape to prevent them from freezing again. Enjoy your meal and get-together with Colin tonight!

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    1. Yes, I need to get my arsed into gear

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    2. Lynn Marie3:19 pm

      Or shut off & drain the outside plumbing altogether for the winter.

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  2. I thought I had left you a comment about putting some kind of heater in your new outside toilet, my dad used a pariffin lamp in ours, or sometimes an old railway lantern. Hope your lovely plumber is able to mend.
    The dinner sounds delightful.
    Jo

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    1. You did , but I hadn’t noticed the toilet had frozen , I thought it was only the incoming pipes duh!

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  3. Plumbing problems are horrible and toilet pipes freezing and cracking has to be one or the worst problems. You could ask your plumber to install PVC pipe outside for this toilet. PVC does not freeze and crack. Enjoy your time with Colin. The dinner sounds outstanding.

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    1. Funnily enough it was a plastic pipe that “ blew off” not cracked

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    2. It sounds like the connection was faulty. I've had no problems with plastic pipe. Of course, now that I've said this, I'll prepare for a flood!

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  4. What a shame about the toilet, but lesson learned, albeit in a hard way! Enjoy the meal and catch up with Colin. xx

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    1. Yeap, the neighbours rushed around too , ( because of the screaming )

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  5. That meal is almost as good as a giant hug. You are the man ,lovely sir.

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  6. At first I misread the title. I thought you had written "Blog Disaster" so I was expecting a tale about a blogpost containing a mass of spelling, syntactical and punctuation errors. I hope Colin appreciates the lovely meal you have prepared - even if the Yorkshire puddings are not homemade!

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  7. Oh no! That sounds disastrous! I hope your bathroom can be repaired without too much drama. We had a water main break not too far from our flat and people's houses were flooded. This cold weather really brings chaos.

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  8. Maybe a glass or two of the wine will help settle your nerves. As I recall that one hadn't worked in years, so you were not expecting it to freeze.

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  9. I swear dear, you never have a dull moment there.

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  10. Barbara Anne5:59 pm

    Hope you have a lovely warm shower after that cold shower you got outside! Does Dorthy love workmen as Winnie did? Is there a plumber in your future?
    It's always something!

    Hugs!

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    1. Also, what a wonderful feast you're preparing for Colin. You're a good man, John.

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  11. Yorkshire Liz6:09 pm

    If you would like to plate that up and bring some round, will exchange for Apple crumble and Eton mess...
    Burst pipes are horrendous! Good luck sorting that out. You can get plastic and foam pipe shaped cladding. And little duvet type covers for the stop tap. Not elegant, but efficient. Things like this only and always happen at Christmas! Screaming like a girlie, eh? Tsk!

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  12. You can cook any time for me. I love being cooked for. I’ll even do the washing up.

    Was it only water that exploded? Please just tell me ”yes.”

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  13. Your meal sounds amazing. I hope the good time you will have will help make up for some of the bad stuff lately.

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  14. To look on the bright side John -Could have been worse -Your friend Colin wasn't shocked in your loo and - All's well that ends well x đźš˝

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  15. A home owner's work/problems never end!! And there's no landlord to call to deal with them, only our own selves. I hope you get this sorted before the next cold snap. It might be easier to not have the outside toilet in use from October to May - shut off the water, drain the toilet and pipes, and pour in some antifreeze. That's what people here have to do with their seasonal cottages that aren't kept heated in winter. Good luck.

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  16. Why is there an outside toilet?

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  17. Oh S#*T!! That would have been awful to deal with. No wonder the neighbours came running! I remember living in the mountains when I was a child and you had to leave the taps running overnight, but I don't remember 'frozen bogs' . I am impressed you could pull yourself together to create a spectacular meal later in the day. Most people would retire to the couch with a bottle of gin !!

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  18. I don’t understand; I mean I do understand what happened but I don’t understand how - was your water still under pressure or did your cistern overflow? Or both?

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    1. Anonymous3:21 pm

      When water freezes it expands, thus cracking the pipes it's held in.

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    2. Yes obviously- but if the water is frozen why did is spray?

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  19. Anonymous11:22 pm

    The outside toilet is fascinating - so one goes outside to access it but it is part of the fabric of the cottage? Or its a totally separate unheated building? My friend from Glascow used to speak of an outside toilet behind their building but I never quite got my head around it, when we have them here they are mainly called "outhouses" and are a strictly very rural thing.

    ceci

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    1. Yorkshire Liz10:34 am

      Outside toilets were the norm in the UK, right up until the Sixties. Cottages built before indoor plumbing usually had a row of outside toilets - yes, unheated buildings more like brick sheds - where residents either had their own delegated toilets, or shared one with neighbours; I remember my grandmother living in such an arrangement in the 1950's, where the only running water laid on was a single outside tap (which also froze) shared between all eight houses.
      For many years toilets were basically wood or brick boxes with a wooden hole in the top (if swanky, there was a smaller one alongside for the children) and the contents were emptied in the night by the local council staff called night soil men - or, being genteel, the midnight horses - via an access trap door affair at the back. The excrement was spread on fields to mature, then used as fertiliser on council owned farms or gardens. Efficient way of rural life before anyone was talking about recycling!
      Our house was built in the Twenties, and the only toilet was outside through a sort of passageway beyond the kitchen door, in a space shared with the coal house (no central heating) I vividly remember going to the toilet in the middle of a winter night, coming downstairs in the dark and stepping off the six inch high kitchen step and dropping down into a foot of snow in slippers and pyjamas where the snow had come under the outside door. In those days it was considered unhygienic to have the toilet inside the house. My parents did not put a toilet into the upstairs (unheted) bathroom until 1976.

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    2. I do have an inside toilet too lol

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  20. Outside toilet---like Pixie this archaic item baffles me. And why the sudden freezes, surely it gets cold every winter? [I do , yes, recall your saying that being unprepared is a British thing. But still...---you've lived there like 20 years?]

    Dinner looks amazing. What is pork stuffing w apples--w chicken? Hope your Colin visit was special.

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    1. My cottage was originally build in 1695
      Then it was a two up two down and in four rooms up to ten people including a lodger would be housed.
      The toilet was a an outhouse down the garden
      In the 1970s the toilet was relocated to a outdoor shed by the back door

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  21. Goodness, now that way some morning. Sorry you missed it. Your dinner sounds wonderful !

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  22. Those of us who live in laces that never get cold enough to freeze the plumbing are currently counting our blessings. and thnking maybe a snowy Christmas isn't everything after all! I hope you have a lovely evening with Colin. Looks absolutely delicious.

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  23. That must have been chaos! What a shame you missed the fair though.
    I remember my granny's outside toilet which was in a row of toilets for each of the six cottages and in a sort of quadrangle. It was pretty grim even in summer (huge spiders) and was the only toilet the property had.

    Your meal looks delicious.

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  24. I live in hope that everything works as expected. Cars, mowers, taps, sockets, etc, I totally panic if they go wrong.

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  25. I love how I never know what I'm about to read just by the title!! Did John and the dogs get stuck in a peat bog somewhere or did his toilet explode?? LOL!

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  26. You do such imaginative cooking John - wish I could just knock on your door tonight and join you.

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  27. Quite right about the preceding generation thinking inside toilets unhygienic! Back in the 1960s a wealthy farming family hired my papa to build a "house in town" for the retiring matriarch. Still visible from a major road is the heated, carpeted, brick-veneered outhouse in the rear garden. (There was a modern bathroom inside, and the old lady loved the tub!)

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  28. I still remember the vicarious pleasure I got when you wrote about your plumber stumbling upon your outdoor toilet and miraculously putting it into working order within minutes. Your cottage went from a one bedroom to a two bedroom in the blink of an eye. I hope you get it up and running again in the spring.
    Your dinner looks delicious.

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  29. Oh gosh, sorry about the toilet! You sound like a great cook!

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