After walking the dogs, I slept heavily until 3pm
I must have needed the sleep , for I woke cuddling Albert which never happens when we are both conscious.
Subsequently I’m on catch up.
The place looks like Coventry after the bombing.
Having a new puppy is like having a toddler without a nappy and this compounded with night shifts mean than the cottage looks, well rather grubby.
I drove to Sainsbury’s listening to the seven minute Last Resort by The Eagles
And sang it all the way through.
I bought healthy
Mozzarella, Basil, huge organic tomatoes and a small Italian ciabatta.
Chic Eleanor caught me by the fruit aisle and peered into my trolley
“ Fa Venice l’acquolina in bocca” she purred
She’s taught me that phrase before.
I came home and made proper coffee in the Moka pot.
I gave each one of the dogs a pigs ear ( Dorothy always has two as her mouth is bigger) so I’ve got, I reckon a good 15 minutes piece until they start demanding again.
I pour my coffee and sit at the table
I need a few minutes to write my blog and chill.
I note I have written several syringe driver readings on my hand in pen
You can always tell a hospice nurse when you see them, written above the glove line.
There’s a Trelawnyd Community Association meeting at 5.30 and because of the brief rain we had everything feels humid and sticky.
I need a shower too
But not before coffee and kitchen table time.
Dorothy kicks the cat flap in a diva anger strop and I let her in.
Villager Jim is standing outside the cottage on two sticks
I haven’t seen him since before lockdown.
He wasn’t well then
We chatted for a while
“ Apparantly I have early onset Alzheimer’s John” he told me
“ You remembered my name after three years” I reminded him
“ Oh yes I did” he said rather pleased with himself.
Roger threw up his pigs ear onto the patio and Dorothy gleefully sucked it up.
I took my coffee and ipad into the living room, pigs ear smell is revolting
Winifred’s Rubber chicken lies forlorn on the carpet.
And from the kitchen I can hear Mary chasing Roger outside in order to bark a welcome to another passerby…Dorothy joins in because she feels she should
Nothing is still except the chicken
I may light the log burner tonight
Loved reading about your eventful day so far - that bit about you and Albert was priceless!
ReplyDeleteWendy (Wales)
Cheers Wendy xx
DeleteHi John, I always enjoy reading about your day. Life is never boring with pets!
ReplyDeleteTake care.❤️
Robin
Thank you Robin…I needed to see the funny side of things today
Delete"I woke cuddling Albert which never happens when we are both conscious" -- hahahahahaha! And when you awake, I bet neither of you looks the other in the eye for awhile, eh?
ReplyDeleteYes, it never happened lol
DeleteLog burner!? No wonder you were feeling all autumn-y.
ReplyDeleteMy first pug was addicted to pig ears, current pug has never tasted and never will. Doggy crack, they love them. $$$ here as I recall, too.
The smelly the food the bigger the dog appetite , mine love garlic and Parmesan
DeleteBut pig ears are the ultimate, greasy, stinky, crispy.
DeleteOnly when chewed , they are usually dry
Deletehttps://www.amazon.com/123-Treats-Chews-Natural-Certified/dp/B007B4PNL4/ref=sr_1_21?keywords=Pig+Ears&qid=1662347689&sr=8-21
DeletePigs ears sound disgusting, but if the dogs like them... Maybe Roger wolfed his down too quickly. Your villager Jim story touched me, as I'm sure it will touch many who have had loved ones with dementia. Sadly, we all know the trajectory of that disease. Don't overdo the cleaning of the cottage. Remember, you work part-time now, so have plenty of time for housework. Pace yourself! xx
ReplyDeleteThe community meeting took an hour and a half and I declined gin and tonics afterwards as the velvet voiced linda pours crackingly strong gins
DeleteI have never seen a pig's ear other than on a pig and really don't think I want to.
ReplyDeleteYou don’t pat , they are quite revolting
DeleteYou and Roger. I’m trying to imagine what it looked like when you both woke up and realized what you had done.
ReplyDeleteHis eyes were wide
DeleteHaving said this he’s over thirteen now and seems to be more cuddly than he ever was..having said this he adores my friend colin
I meant Albert!
ReplyDeleteA bit like a straight man after four pints @fter a night out with his gay best mate
Delete“Nothing is still except the chicken” reminds me a bit of the last line of Ozymandias
ReplyDeleteThat line seems to be popular ….I’m happy it is
DeleteSome great writing here John . I like 'I gave each one of the dogs a pigs ear ( Dorothy always has two as her mouth is bigger)' and 'Nothing is still except the chicken'! I would like to read more of these every day scenarios. x
ReplyDeleteThank you simone..I always remember jo March in little women being advised to always write about what you know
DeleteThe runner chicken belonging to Winifred brings a wave of emotion to me - Chic Eleanor is so elegant - I don't think I ever heard my relative say that - but they spoke so quickly and loudly I may of missed it - and the food was good x
ReplyDeleterubber x 🐔
DeleteI’m glad I didn’t frame the chicken …Mary adores it
DeleteAhh - I love Mary x🐓🐥
DeleteShe’s a winner
DeleteYou and your animals delight me-always good for a laugh. You and Albert together...priceless and Dorothy is too much. Thank you for sharing your life.
ReplyDeleteWe are welcome lini…I was at a loss of what to write
DeleteToday then I just looked at the mayhem
“Nothing is still except the chicken” ... best line ever!
ReplyDeleteIt was the truth , sometimes the whole floor seems to be moving
DeleteYou can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear but you can make a young Welsh terrier as sick as a parrot.
ReplyDeleteDogs adore dried pigs ears. I never kept my own pigs’ ears when I had them culled…could face seeing them
DeleteHaha, with me super-powers of deduction, methinks you were listening to Johnnie Walker, Sounds of the Seventies? En route to Sainsburys.
ReplyDeleteLife in the fast lane, gotta be done.Tess x
I was…I loved The Last Resort and haven’t heard it in years , well done Miss Marple
DeleteA couple of days and you will have everything back in order.
ReplyDeleteDone it already Dave x
DeleteHow startled was Albert to find himself snuggled up to you?
ReplyDeleteIt's a treat to read about your days and to read the replies of your distant friends.
Hugs!
The older he gets the more benign he becomes
DeleteYour matter-of-fact ticking off of the day's events give today's post a kind of Jack Webb vibe.
ReplyDeleteThank u Kirk , I had to look him up
Deletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Webb
I will take it as a compliment x
DeleteYou took it right.
DeleteXx
Delete"It's enough to make your mouth water". Being caught by Chic Eleanor in the fruit aisle...The log burner - definitely a change in the weather.
ReplyDeleteEven there, she welcomed me like a long lost friend
DeleteDelicious in Venice...yes. One of my most memorable meals was on the island Lido, just off Venecia...a cuttlefish pasta, black squid ink past...with a Murano style tossed orzo.
ReplyDeleteOooooo
DeleteStill shorts and T shirt weather down here in the south, I don't think I'd light a fire; even if we had one.
ReplyDeleteUnconscious cuddles with Albert :)
ReplyDeleteDelicious food! One of my favourites
Oh John ..... Last Resort is one of my favourite Eagle songs ..... I LOVE it ..... its played in my car all the time. Take it to the Limit is another favourite. XXXX
ReplyDeleteWell, I learned some Italian today!
ReplyDeleteYou sound reflective here. Must be one of those weekends.
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