Poor Gorgeous Dave

 

I don’t know exactly what Gorgeous Dave and I were expecting from Nigella Lawson but her one woman let us both down. 
No doubt he was hoping for a pussy galore-esque Nigella  in a tight fitting black polo neck ,playfully fingering an irritating gravy stain on her bosom with a red nailed index finger.
I was hoping for a playfully funny story teller.
We both were a little disappointed 
She kept everything , verbose, food orientated and meandering 
Lacking the obvious tight direction she has on tv and the close seductive relationship with the cameraman 
Dave and I had a nice chat but that was on the way home 

31 comments:

  1. Interesting that she was not so seductive in real life as she is on TV.

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    1. Pat , she is articulate but rather bland

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  2. "Cameraman"? Not, perhaps, an alluring camerawoman?

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    1. No I suspect given it’s the BBC a cameraman

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    2. And I suspect, give it's the BBC, they would insist on cameraperson, camera operator, or camerathey...

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    3. Gosh John, no lightness of being? No sense of humour?

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    4. Anonymous4:18 am

      Seriously? Why read so much into a sigh?

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    5. My sigh was a lament for the “ old” Nigella , close up by loving camera man, licking of fingers x

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    6. Ah. Seemed reasonable to presume you were sighing at my comment since it was posted as a "reply" to my comment. Never mind, misunderstandings abound. As for Nigella, what little I have seen of her irritates me, but I expect I would also irritate her :)

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    7. She plays a flirt on tv . In real life she’s rather bland

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  3. I really thought that Nigella would be quite titillatingly naughty possibly dressed as a French maid x

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  4. Was she just having an off night?

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  5. Barbara Anne1:46 am

    What a shame the show was disappointing to you and Dave. Did she give any good cooking information or just sit and talk?
    Good thing you're already an excellent cook!

    Hugs!

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  6. That's a pity - you could have spent the whole night talking in a bar! Perhaps the immediacy of the TV camera is what energises her? Personally I could do with less boob and more vegetables from her cooking shows!

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  8. The only 'one-woman-show' I've ever really enjoyed was given by Fenella Fielding. You would have loved it.

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  9. I would imagine there are quite a few TV personalities who are a bit disappointing without the direction, make up and lighting effects.

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  10. I may be being cynical, but she was probably doing the show to promote a new cookbook. xx

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  11. For titillation you have to feed her a line of coke.

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  12. I always feel that I want to wipe the smile off her face when she is doing the TV shows. Who ever cooks with a stupid grin on their face? (I am sure she is a really nice lady though)

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  13. 'Tight-fitting' or 'tit-fighting'? Mavis has the measure of her.

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  14. So disappointing. Does she usually playfully finger an irritating gravy stain on her bosom with a red nailed index finger? Sounds like something you would like.

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  15. Oh, bummer. Well, this further confirms my opinion that I can do without Nigella Lawson in my life.

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  16. She is a cook not a stripper, not her job to titilate you guys.

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  17. Perhaps she should have had a director.

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  18. I went to see Monty Don give a talk about gardening and his dogs. Showing my age - the audience was mostly middle aged women, whom I assumed were there for the garden information as much as I was...but I must say that he lives up to his Gardeners World persona and was an entertaining and engaging public speaker. As for Nigella I'd have given her a miss, but it's all subjective..

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  19. I rather liked Ella Vaday's impersonation of Nigella in Snatch Game on Drag Race UK :)

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