Sheldon



 There was a plastic bag tied to my doorknob when I finally got home after work  tonight 
I knew by the strangely wrapped gifts inside that Mrs Trellis was on one
A Mars bar surrounded by kitchen roll, 
A homemade 2022 calendar with a photo of Mount Kilimanjaro on the front.
A packet of children’s crayons ( opened )
And a pink, slightly balding fabric shrimp with a label saying “His name is Sheldon, I found him at a rummage sale at Glan Clwyd Hospital”
Hey ho


38 comments:

  1. You have some strange and wonderful neighbours young man, it’s what I love about living in a small village....the characters within.

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    1. Mrs Trellis’ gifts are sporadic but always eclectic

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  2. What a thoughtful lady ah the joy of surprise in the giving lovely to come home to John.

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  3. An interesting assortment!

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  4. She knew you'd give Sheldon a good home. Or at least he can be a chew toy for the dogs if all else fails.

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  5. get this the right way round - eat the Mars Bar, give the dogs Sheldon to play with.

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  6. Coming home and finding surprise gifts is an experience I've never had. Your village has many nice and thoughtful people. You are blessed.

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  7. If Sheldon doesn't quite fit in (but I'm sure he will) you can send him directly to me. I would love him, kiss him, hug him and call him...Sheldon. Mrs. Trellis is fabulous. X

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  8. How lovely to get home and find a gift of Sheldon.

    Love,
    Janie

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  9. I LOVE Sheldon! I'd suggest he takes centre place on your pillow, waiting for you each night! Mrs Trellis is brilliant. But the Mars bar wasn't such a good idea if you're going to shed those extra pounds. A friend of mine cuts hers into 8-10 pieces and deep freezes them. There are no calories in a deep frozen piece, don'tcha know!

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  10. Mrs Trellis obviously thinks a lot of you. A strange mix of gifts, but that makes it all the more special. xx

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  11. I think these are all perfect gifts.

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  12. Joan (Devon)12:11 am

    You are so lucky to have lovely thoughtful neighbours like Mrs Trellis.

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  13. I had quite a shock just now-I hadn't put my reading glasses on yet and call me dirty but it did look like an very large erect member-thought I'd got some spam-I was quite relieved it was the corduroy chap x

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    1. You must have some very blurry eyes without glasses (or have met some rather odd fellows in your days).

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    2. Bit of both I think-they need a spit and polish and I have had my moments x

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    3. But eyes, antennae and a smiley face? I am feeling rather inadequate...

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    4. To be honest I can't really remember and it was a very long time ago x

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  14. I imagine that the Mars bar didn't make it to the refrigerator.

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  15. Bless the Trellis!

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  16. Mrs Trellis sounds rather unique, in a very fine way.

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  17. Wonderful ! Love Sheldon

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  19. How fun! I bet that lifted your spirits.

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  20. Barbara Anne4:23 am

    Sheldon looks to be a friendly sort and he seems to be a good addition to your household. Mrs. T certainly came up with some delightful and unexpected surprises!
    Methinks one Mars bar cannot derail your weight loss efforts too much. Enjoy!

    Hugs!

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  21. Every home needs a cuddly Shrimp.

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  22. I'm strangely enamored by Sheldon. He's a keeper!!

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  23. I wonder what the dogs will make of Sheldon? I'm sure they will be curious.

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  24. HAHAHA! Mrs. Trellis herself is a gift. (I love Sheldon.)

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  25. You and your dogs sure are loved.

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  26. Lovely to receive gifts

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  27. You really can never tell what will wind up on your doorstep! You have a wonderful little community. Which reminds me, have you been able to resume the telephone booth food pantry?

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  28. I love Sheldon and Mrs Trellis is wonderful!

    Love your community!

    Jo in Auckland

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