A Book? Yeah Right ....!

 

Isn’t there a saying which goes something like 
If you want something doing, give your job to a busy man ( Woman)”?
I’m back at work today, which is timely, and last night, after nearly three weeks enforced isolation inactivity, I left choir halfway through our zoom meeting, ignored Bake Off ( which has become incredibly boring without the more interesting characters ) and in a surprisingly short four hour period organised and plotted out my book of Going Gently

Seeing the words written down, is an odd feeling.
Mainly because the sentence looks incredibly pompous 

The book won’t be any work of art. ( of course it bloody won’t) but it may be  a frothy, light and hopefully occasionally moving version of Going Gently’s better bits. 
Cherry Picking fifteen years in the life  of a middle aged Gay man, who left a status job in a much loved Northern City to play at the role of county gent, smallholder and smug Village Linda Snell won’t be easy, but after a bit of playing around, some unsurprising dramatic licence ( !) some judicial cutting and pasting, the Skeleton of a plan has been made. 

And all in four hours sat at the kitchen table...going through broad chapter titles and flicking through lists in filofax notebooks.
Now all I need is a title. 

Going Gently is already the title of a very mighty fine novel by David Nobbs and so I feels prudent not to reuse it even though that may well be the way forward .....has anyone any ideas ? 
Answers on a postcard please! 

I shall leave you with a brief video taken this morning. It shows Dorothy’s progress with Walking ALL ON HER OWN ...I found my voice towards the end of the film....




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  1. About time, on the book of course. Glad to see it rising like the Phoenix from the ashes. How about "Phoenix". You have a very natural wit in any event. Glad to see Dorothy so happy that strut says it all. Take care Tricia x

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  2. I'm excited about your book project! I can't wait to read it. And thank you for the Dorothy clip

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  3. A blog book! I'll be interested to hear how this progresses...I've toyed with doing some kind of book too but there's so much content on the blog I wouldn't know where to begin.

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    1. That’s been the sticking point Steve but I’ve kinda got things straight I’m my head now....with the list of characters
      Lol all I have to do is write it......

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  4. Yay, a book! Yes, there are so many who find your life and wit and thinkings quite interesting and would love to read it! Love that sassy little walk Dorothy has; it's good to see her so happy, joyous and free with her Dad.

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    1. She is odd brittle character Karla ...one who can lose her confidence at the smallest of changes

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  5. Oooooo, a book! How cool. Love the doggie(s) video, and I'm not much of a dog-person.

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    1. Lol there will be a chapter on other animals including the sheep xx

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  6. It is good to have got a start on it. Good luck.

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    1. Whatever happens it’s a project

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    2. Yes, it can build at its own pace as and when.

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    3. Yes....we shall see if it works.....I may put in a chapter on blogging , now that would be interesting ?
      Would it not? Lol tee hee

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    4. Blogging and blog friends

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    5. Indeed...has anyone heard about Weaver

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  7. 'The Chronicles' of your blog thus far, John. Sounds like a good plan.

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  8. 'Do not go Gentle'

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  9. it is already taken but I first thought 'Dear John...' as it is being prompted by your your diaries. it makes me sing the theme tune of the TV series years ago (in the 80's). I will think about it and come back to you.

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  10. "Carry on Going Gently?"

    I look forward to reading whatever it's called

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  11. Hey Ho ......
    Or
    Answers on a postcard please.

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    1. I like answers on a postcard please.

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    2. I will have to put a chapter in about the blog for those something I hadn’t thought on x

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  12. Skid Marks and Scotch Eggs

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    1. A fine suggestion (but not the one, I feel)

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    2. I’m not going to get a date with that one, but I do like it

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    3. It would be an eye catcher in WHSmith station and airport bookstands.

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    4. Or on the top shelf at the newsagents

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  13. And about bloody time too ... ;-)

    'One Good Welsh Gent and his Four Legged Friends
    ... Going Gently, a Life in Chapters'

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  14. I am so excited that you have decided to write a novel. And I look forward to purchasing a signed copy (please sign it).

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  15. Soo pleased you’ve taken up the idea of a book. How about “ up to my neck in it “ love A

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    1. Lots of people, friends and family, have suggested it over the years have they not

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  16. "c'mon daddy, keep up with me!" - a happy dorothy's thought balloon

    "well lived: life in a small welsh village" - book title

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    1. I wonder if anything substantial going through her head, like it so obviously does with Winnie

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  17. I am so pleased that you have decided to write a book, a long time coming. It will be brilliant, go you...Ro xx

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  18. How exciting that you're planning a book!

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    1. Yes, it’s nice to have another project

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  19. I am thrilled! Oh yes! Write this book!

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    1. "Gently JayGee, meek and mild....." (No, not really)

      Dottie's an agile little girl, isn't she? Funny to see her little stump of a tail trying to wag.

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    2. Meek? Lol me? !!!!!! Lol

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  21. Barbara Anne2:56 pm

    Yipeeee! A book from the annals of an interesting life by a gifted storyteller and word wizard. The last post card I sent to you was lost in the mail. Sigh!

    You can plainly see that Dorothy loves hearing her name when you call her. Sweet!

    My thoughts are with dear Winnie and I loved your reference to her as a "fading rose".

    Big hugs!

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    1. Oh no babs ...what was on the front of the postcard?

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    2. Barbara Anne5:24 pm

      It was a 1950s looking postcard that said Greetings from Virginia! and was from my family's post card stash. The next postcard I sent to you was put in an envelope.

      Hugs!

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    3. No I haven’t had it sorry xx

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  22. I suggest you forget all concern about a title until you have at least most of it written, then something apt will likely emerge (and will be unlikely to mention slippers of sex, skid marks, egg down a shirt or blogging on the bog). "Gentle Chaos" might be more like it.

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    1. Lol , you know I’m going to pick your brain Andrew xx

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    2. Excellent point Andrew though I was going to suggest
      A scotch egg on the wall

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    3. "Picking my brain" comes with a health warning. It can be a dangerous place to enter :) But you will be welcome there all the same.

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    4. You make yourself sound a darkened force
      But I don’t think that you are x

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  23. Carrying on Gently?

    Or "Up Yours Ursula?"

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  24. Dorothy is adorable! And looks proud and happy? Lovely place for a fall walk and so nice to see a dog off leash! Unhyeard of here.

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    1. She’s put on the lead as soon as anyone or any dog comes into view and she returns immediately when called

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  25. I agree with Andrew R. Scott that you should write it first and a title phrase will pop out to you! Best of luck, John.

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    1. Me too, I thought it would be a fun post to ask x

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    2. Oh well, how's about "Where are my bra straps! - a journey through life nursing others and myself" (No. not really).

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    3. Ticks every box lol

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    4. A legal suggestion. Don't use anyone's real name (well, except, Winnie, Albert, Dorothy et al...)

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    5. Although perhaps you already do here, which is also a legal publication, but anyway, just a thought.

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    6. Yes I learnt that a long time ago
      Most people have pseudonyms sometimes I will use just one name but I guess I need to change those too

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  26. A Scotch egg and other temptations x

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  27. Congratulations, on your decision. Writing seems to come easy for you and the blog says you do have a readership. Dorothy is looking good. Her recall is an important skill. You are working wonders with her.

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    1. She is improving ...but it has been over a year

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  28. Woohoo! A book. It could be like James Herriot - a whole series!! Our breath is bated!! x

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    1. I guess I’m looking at the tone to be similar

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  29. "Gently into the light"?

    1. Keeps a link with your blog title;

    2. Bounces off the original by the rhyme of "light" with "night";

    3. Plays on the original by substituting "light" for "night", alluding to the happy ending your readers hope for you.

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  30. ...Or Coming Gently, perhaps.........

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  31. Gently Going, if already used the other way round?

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  32. Anonymous4:53 pm

    Well, 'The Slippers of Sex' would get folk reaching for a copy in W H Smiths methinks. Otherwise, l can see chapters such as '2 legs one pant hole' or 'Boris in the Ukanian Village' or even 'Trellis and the Bobble'.
    Such is the varied life you lead!
    Tess xx

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    1. The slippers of sex may get lots of complaints from 50 shades of grey readers

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      Sorry no refunds T x

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  33. I am very glad to read this. Good luck - and have fun.

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    1. It’s a project.....and we all need a project

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  34. Ooh!ooh! Tales from Wales!

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  35. Going Gently: Tales from Wales.

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  36. "Cheap Shoes!!"

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  37. SpikesBestMate5:48 pm

    "Telling It Like It Is". Lovely to see Dorothy looking so happy.

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  38. Collars,harnesses and leads-oh my?!x

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    1. You are at it again! Where’s mave?

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  39. "In Search of Scotch Eggs and Scones" - Ore Rewarded with Scotch Eggs and Scones, Scones and other acts of kindness.

    Cute dogs, very cute in such a pretty place.

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  40. I'm happy you're to write a book. Im sure it will be most readable!
    You tell an excellent story.
    How about "One man and his girls"?
    Although Albert won't approve!
    Best wishes.

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  41. Dirty Shirts, alluding to your propensity to dribble food on your shirts:)

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  42. How about the title of this blog?

    A Book?...Yeah Right!

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  43. Finally, a book is on the horizon! How very exciting.
    Dorothy looks so very happy. I have no book title suggestions, but I am sure you will think of something clever and appropriate.

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  44. 58 shades of John Grey?

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  45. Wonderful! Make it happen! I can see Going Gently in Trelawnyd on the bookshelves or One Man and his Dogs (and others) x

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  46. Oh What fun! Your blog writings give you a good head start. Can we preorder yet?

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  47. Rainbow in the Window John?x

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  48. At last. We suggested that about 10 years ago, when you were not so experienced. You'll need a ruthless editor mind. I am trying hard not to think of a title which you may find offensive but I may find funny. I don't want to lose my new job as chairman of the F.A. with a careless quip.

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    1. I remember you did
      I am an average writer Tom, but the stories sometimes can sell themselves

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  49. I hope this isn't impertinent, but can I ask if you're thinking of trying to get it published by a commercial publisher? If so, my guess is that they will want it to be given quite a sharp focus You're obviously working towards this when you say, "...Cherry Picking fifteen years in the life of a middle aged Gay man, who left a status job in a much loved Northern City to play at the role of county gent, smallholder and smug Village Linda Snell."

    Someone who advised me on getting a book published urged me to think carefully how the blurb would read. That suggests thinking of your target readership.

    It strikes me: (1) I think a lot of people have a hunger for village community life, and maybe that should be pointed up; (2) There might be a Welsh publisher who was particularly interested in a book about finding happiness in a Welsh village; (3) Haven't people published books on how they moved to France or Italy and found joy and peace there?--There might be a model there you could learn from; (4) Little Britain got a lot of fun out of the Welsh boy who was the Only Gay In The Village. Could you present yourself as the only gay in Trelawnyd? (5) Following on from (4), you can find a fair number of books on growing up gay in hostile times -- the 50s, under Thatcher, etc: is there room for a book about different times in which a gay man finds a different atmosphere in a Welsh village?

    Again: sorry if this is at all impertinent.

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    1. A very thoughtful answer, in my opinion. Good things to consider.

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    2. Paul, indeed some excellent points
      I think I know where the stories lie ...a bit of James Herriot
      But there is a twist with being gay too k

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  50. Going , going and still going.
    My dance through life.

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  51. Fantastic, I can't wait to read it. I just wish it would be out before Christmas....it would make my Christmas shopping so much easier! :)

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  52. I love that you're writing your book finally, and I'l be first in line for my signed copy, if only via Kindle...But I fear that the reminiscing process will be emotionally wrenching. You can't just ignore The Proof years---all those bouquets of flowers, breakfasts in bed on Sunday mornings, skid marks and pencil jars, cleaning snot to welcome Petunia [MIL?]. and your beautiful wedding day. If we cried over a HighLine walk, well--there will be laughter, yes, but tears.

    Go for it!

    love

    lizzy xxx

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    1. Anonymous9:49 pm

      It may be emotionally wrenching but could also be cathartic. Cathartic not meant in the medical sense obviously!

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    2. I think I will try to leave stories of the Prof to a minimum me thinks

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  53. "Frothy, light, and occasionally moving" sounds like a book I'd choose! I'm glad you've sat down and made a plan. Although everyone has a story, not everyone can tell it in an interesting way ... but you can.

    Titles are hard, but so important - in my opinion, anyhow. Unless I already know an author, the title is the first thing I look at, and - right or wrong - I make a split second decision whether to look further or not, based only on the title. No pressure or anything :)

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    1. It was a gift my mother gave me
      She could tell a story about a cornflakes packet

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  54. Yes!! Your writing definitely has a Davis Sedaris quality to it! How many comments now? Quite a few preordered copies!

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  55. PS You can't fit everything into the first volume! x

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  56. Anonymous9:46 pm

    John Going Gently.

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  57. Brilliant news! How about 'Tales from Trelawnyd'

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    1. I will have to make up a village name me thinks

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  58. Yay! The process of writing will be tough at times, but you have so much to say it will find an eager audience. I agree with Paul's suggestions, and I'd add many of the stories you have told about work in a psychiatric ward, as well as your hospice work, would be worth telling. It's made me think with greater respect of those nurses and staff who work such difficult jobs.

    Whatever you write about will be "your story" as only you can tell it.

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  59. Perhaps La Biblioteca del Bosque can provide you with an example of how to compose a very different type of book? Or a record of life in Trelawnyd? From anther blog quoting a visit by Robert Macfarlane: https://www.terriwindling.com/blog/2015/04/the-library-of-the-forest.html

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  60. How about:

    "The adventures of John the Dogs. "

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  61. Susan from Manitoba10:17 pm

    I would love to read your book, John. How about a title - "Leave it on the Fence"?

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  62. So delighted at the thought of a book John so many stories to choose from , the animals farm and domestic, the interesting village people baking with the girls, your fear of zip lining but did it anyway for charity,
    growing up with a twin, your grandmother so many chapters all on the blog. We are all in with purchasing
    a copy, Enjoy the process no time limits it has to be fun not stressful.

    Lovely to see Dorothy strutting her stuff like a diva.

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    1. Lol I’d forgotton the zip wire...I was like a galleon in full sail

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  63. Exciting news. I hope Russel Crowe picks up the film rights. xx

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  64. Joan (Devon)10:44 pm

    All that badgering worked then.

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  65. Good girl Dorothy! I love the video!

    Finally, I am happy for you that you are starting the book you were meant to write. Two names suggested so far sounded good to me: And so it Goes... and Cheap Shoes!!! I'm just happy you are doing this!

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  66. I like Cruising the Cut too and the Silver Fox. We are still in season 3 of the Baking show so not bored yet.

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    1. This series all the interesting characters have left

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  67. John Gently
    Cheap Shoes

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  68. Anonymous1:01 am

    Name for your book.
    ...and moving forward

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  69. "My Trelawnyd Life" Or "Lost and Found in Trelawnyd"

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  70. Exciting to read this news. Put me down for a signed copy as well please! Lynne

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  71. Life and times beneath the Gop.

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    1. That will have the Americans following

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    2. Not this one.

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    3. Barbara Anne4:41 am

      Me either. What an embarrassment the GOP has chosen to become.

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    4. So no GOP in the title x

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  72. The best songs are written in 20 minutes or less. :) Congrats on your outline. Dig in. And wishing you the best with it...

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  73. Anonymous2:53 am

    baby boomers are going to get abused and treated like garbage in the retirement homes. Maybe you boomers shouldn't have been so selfish and arrogant and greedy. Literally everyone hates baby boomers now. Enjoy those retirement homes, and good luck, boomers!

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  74. Dorothy is getting to be a happy happy gud dug. Just look at her smile.
    Such good news about the book.
    xx

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  75. Well, that is good news! "Scotch Eggs on the Rocks"? Or "Gaily by the Gop" - your village scenic point, I think? Alliteration wins me over every time! ... That's a pretty lane walk right now.

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    1. Scotch eggs with part of a chapter title

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  76. 195 replies!! I think people are happy about the proposed literary adventure!

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  77. My walking dead wardrobe and other tales

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  78. "Up and Down Like a Pair of Whore's Knickers: Scenes from a Welsh Village"

    or

    "These Animals Will Be the Death of Me: Tales from Wales"

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  79. 'Sort of' Going Gently or 'Sort of' Gently Going. Going, going and Gently still Going.
    Going. going and gone Gently. Excited to hear about the new project. JR

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  80. I'm going to read all the comments later but wanted to say what marvelous news !
    Perhaps your book should be titled, " Come on Dorothy " x

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