Gusset Pain


The fitness push continues
Out bike riding with Janet earlier
I now have a gusset like chopped liver!!!!
Ohhh the pain

Choir tonight
Jamie's 1940s RAF moustache has returned
Hurrah !!!

56 comments:

  1. Buy yourself some well-padded bicycle shorts, John. They make all the difference in the world!

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    1. It would make him look like he was wearing a nappy (diaper to you). Alternatively, he could just wear a nappy.

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  2. Barbara Anne8:15 pm

    Get a comfy bicycle seat and riding clothes before embarking on frequent rides. Just sayin'!

    Enjoy choir and take a pillow to sit on if necessary.

    Hugs!

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  3. The consequence of cheap and poorly fitting underpants.

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    1. That would definitely count as poorly fitting and cheap 😂

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    2. The ones with the stains

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    3. That could be every item of clothing you wear darling x

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  4. Hahahahaha
    Well, no pain, no gain they say. No?
    I think you should talk to Dave, from Riding On. He’s an expert on bikes.

    XoXo

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  5. Padded leggings, super soft seat and anti-chafe cream. Makes all the difference.

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  6. Just bought a speedometer/milometer thing for mine. Might even buy a helmet. Waiting for it to arrive. I've done more bike riding this year while the roads have been quiet than ever before, and it's brilliant. If seat and handlebars are right and you sit well back, it doesn't hurt.

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  7. countrygal8:49 pm

    Paul O'Grady told the hilarious story of when he was performing in pantomime and had to swing from one end of the stage to the other on a rope above the stage. He found that the costume and the roping chafed so he stuffed a sanitary towel between the costume and the 'flying rope' apparel. Unfortunately, on one occasion as he was 'flying through the air' one of the sanitary towels fell out and landed in the audience. He said in the interview that he still wakes up at night screaming and remembering about this experience.

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    1. I couldn't bare it if my sanitary towel fell out

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  8. I know what a gusset is in a garment but not on your body. But, from the comments, I assume your crotch is hurting. ???

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  9. You've been watching too much Sewing Bee

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    1. I can't wait for tomorrow. I hope claire gets through

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  10. Heidi9:19 pm

    A gel bicycle seat and some padded cycling britches should sort it.

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  11. Ouch! You need a very expensive bike seat AND pair of those Lycra pants with built in compression padding. They look gross, but if they make you feel ok, who cares!

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    1. I'm going to sellotape a scatter cushion on the seat

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    2. So, if I find a cushion on the prom I'll know it's yours :-)

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  12. ouch...been there, done that.

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  13. Hopefully it's not so bad you'll end up in a different choir section tonight :)

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  14. I see lots of male cyclists bottoms and they don't wear pants definitely and they have quite tight ones too x

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    1. Butt when I'm behind and they are close ahead you just can't miss the bottom thrust in your face John as you are dog walking x

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  15. Bike shorts, yes they make them in your size. In the mean time find someone to kiss it and make it all better.

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  16. awwwwwwwwwwwww, john has a sore bum. :(

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  17. Keep Pushing - Nothing Better Than A Bike Ride To Feed The Soul - Free Your Mind And Your Bike Will Follow

    Cheers

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  18. Yes, padded cycle shorts are the best. Add to that a gel seat, oh heaven. I started riding more seriously in my 50's and I will swear to both. Makes a huge difference in how long you can ride without injury.
    Barb

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  19. No pain, no gain! You know that’s a crap statement

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  20. I must try cycling again. I used to love it, then a dodgy knee put an end to it.

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  21. Keep going! I lost 65 lbs last year, put on 20 lbs because I heard the word "pandemic"... funny how that sounds like, "eat chocolate cake", ...I am back at it! Moving,eating towards a healthier me! Cheers!

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  22. Is it snowing there?

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  23. Oh dear, my legs sometimes feel chafed and I use a cream that I buy in the baby section called diaperene.

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  24. Gussets, liver, moustaches - your choice of subject is never ending.

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  25. I shall pray for your gusset !!!! x

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  26. You need "specialist clothing" - cycling shorts with padded undershorts. Look for mountain biking wear which is light & loose fitting, and passes for everyday shorts. You don't have to wear clingfilm lycra to ride a bike.

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  27. Sudocream to sooth the chopped liver gusset

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  28. Did it help you to reach the high notes?

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  29. Alright! You are joining the legion of new bike rides this year!

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  30. John your bum does eventually 'toughen up' if you keep at it. Go bike riding often enough and it will get easier.. Plus the padded shorts and padded seat are well worth any price or embarrassment.. I know all this from experience. Several years ago i was up to riding 20 miles at a time.. Hugs! deb

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  31. Pain in the "gusset"? This is not a term I know, except in sewing! But judging that you've been biking I can guess where you're hurting.

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  32. Chopped liver, lol!

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  33. I didn't know you HAD a gusset. But, I supposed those padded bike shorts would help.

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