"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
Good luck. It gets easier. I change my Will about once every three years. It becomes quite fun. Enjoy the coffee and the Danish. Have you got your Absolute yet?
No still draggingNot of my doing either
Put some pressure on. Courts don't like dragging and start asking questions.
I agree. Enough is enough.Hugs!
I think you should all make me your sole beneficiary. After that, I will make my own arrangements.
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As the solicitor's clerk just offered you a Danish pastry you should leave your fortune to him...or is it a her? It is odd that you agreed to becoming an Americano - thought you were happy being a Taff.
Or a Dane?LX
Interesting your post comment the second amused me.
Try and make it fun and not dwell on the reason for making it. Throw in a few surprises just to keep them wondering. xx
It is a wise move. We all should write a will. And have an Americano and some pastries. That's the order of things.XOXO
we had our wills created last year. obviously, we leave our vast holdings ($5) to each other. if not, a charity of our choice. it's not morbid to do this. we also had advance directives created, so that sickness wishes will be carried out.
Do I need to send you the correct spelling of my name and date of birth?
Back off, Andrew! This loot is mine, all mine!
Oh the things I have written into Wills over the years. I need to update mine.
I don't think an Americano and a Danish pastry is enough to warrant leaving everything to your solicitor's clerk … I'd hold out for free legal advice for life off the actual solicitor if it were me ;-)
A smart thing to do... which reminds me, we need to do our Spanish wills. Our American ones won’t apply.
Get them sorted
Leave it all to the dogs.
Winnie would blow the lot
Just remember you don't need to do it today and can demand thinking time. You've had a tough year [well, more than a year] and don't have to rush. I remember redoing my will post divorce brought me to tears - which is probably why I'm being a bit sentimental here. Hugs. Jxx
I did need toIf I died tomorrow, without the absolute, my husband would get everything
Good point, well made. And you did it well, by the sound of it.
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I’ll fight ya for his lobster bowl (or was it a crab)?
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Ohhh, John, I could not do that. I know that you have had it for a long time. It's a gem.
Only after I'm dead iris lol xxx
I shall inform my solicitor of the coffee and Danish - no thing like around Leyburn.
Good on you John. Too many messes have been left to be dealt with in our family.
After some serious bequests, leave some money for a slap up celebration of your life for all those wonderful people who have supported you through good times and bad. Plus, of course, a small trust fund for scotch eggs to be eaten each year in your memory! Pollie
I will leave individual personal gifts at home to be passed forward after my death x
This is something I will need to consider very soon.
what's an Americano???
See below x
Don't forget to choose who gets which of your heartwarming art collection.I deduced that Americano is coffee but cannot imagine why it's called that. Any explanation?Hugs!
An Americano is a shot of espresso combined in a larger cup with hot water. I believe it's called an Americano because it resembles brewed coffee, which most Americans drink.
At my Italian class last week we were told that the name Americano came from the WWII when the American GIs in Italy ordered a coffee, as you describe Steve, and the name caught on and has remained in use ever since.
Oddly Rachel my dad was Italian but insisted on only drinking Camp coffee which wasn't even coffee at all x
My father drank Camp coffee too. I think it was a British Army thing in WWII. Revolting stuff.
Ta for the explanations, Steve, Rachel, flis, and veg artist!Live and learn. :)
Steve's got it
I would love to have a cottage in Whales... I'm just saying! ; )
That is a strange-seeming errand for anybody at any stage of life.
Have you done one steve
Don't forget the bequest to the mysterious veiled lady who is to appear at your funeral service!
Already sorted1000£ and a bottle of absinthe
Sorry to but in; I made a will after my parents death and haven't needed to change it since. At the moment I have a very poorly elderly dog who I will have to say goodbye to shortly - I am so distraught about this but know it is for the best.
Dont feel strange. Think of it as your act of saving your loved ones problems. My will is very detailed and has all of my funeral arrangements in it as I want it done my way and no one elses. I also have a funeral bond. its not strange it is clever.
I will have a separate Funeral account
I need to make provisions for my dogs but I keep forgetting that I'm now in my Autumn years x
One thing I forgot
We finally updated our wills, Power of Attorneys, etc. this summer. All our lawyer offered was a very bad cup of coffee - and he totally messed up the first version of the will, made it ridiculously complicated. To read it, you'd have thought we had some huge estate with all kinds of different assets! The sister I had as executor died in 2017 so we were way over-due for the up-date.
I kept things simple
I got the necessary forms and typed up my own, took it to the credit union and had it notarized and made copies for my kids! Easiest way to do it and not paying some over-priced attorney!
Why, thank you. Thank you very much.
Just leave account numbers and sort codes out for me by email
I have done mine 2 years ago. Also made it very clear what had to happen with my pets! Hope you can make sure your dogs will never be put in a dogs home . It felt weird making the will also because I'm estranged from my siblings and no partner, so I've assigned a professional to do all the work.
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