It's been a quiet day.
Got up at 8 ish and walked the dogs, then we all went back to bed until 11...
Avocado on sourbread toast for breakfast
Then the beach with Dorothy and Mary.
Winnie is now too old for a sand walk
I didn't speak to anyone until 6 pm when I rang my friend Nigel for a natter
The village was dark and cold just now after Mary and I ventured out with a thank you letter to post
The letter was addressed to the manager of the building society who employed the wonderfully professional ( and heavily made up ) Leanne . The woman who after much pouting and computer effort sorted out my mortgage for me.
Her wonderful false eyelashes, which battered away like two pairs of butterfly wings always reminded me of Betty Boop's
She went beyond the usual hoops such works go to, in order for me to secure the cottage
I was reminded to send the thank you letter of praise after Friday morning's coffee and text break at work. Worrying that Dorothy was a bit loose in the bowel department I texted Paul , the sexy bearded dog walker with the following message
" Can you let me know if Dorothy has the shits today? She's already left a bloody skid mark on the bedsheets!"Only I didn't send the message to the " Hound" hotel !!!
Oh nooooo..........
I sent it to Lianne at the Halifax building society
Fair doos
Lianne was plucky enough to text me right back
" I will ask around the office for you but I don't think she will own up to anything as embarrassing!"
ha ha at least she saw the funny side!
ReplyDeletehee hee! how is dorothy?
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DeleteLoved this blog post John. Lianne sounds great. Hope everything goes well with securing your cottage xx
ReplyDeleteShe was an absolute star molly
DeleteHaha that's funny.
ReplyDeleteSmiling. Thank you - and Lianne.
ReplyDeleteI hope she gets promotion , I gave her a great feedback
DeleteLOL! Embarrassing at the time, I know, but those things make the very best stories, don't they? :)
ReplyDeleteLove it.
ReplyDelete😊
DeleteSo funny.
ReplyDeleteWhen my dogs have loose motions I give them porridge rather than rice x
ReplyDeletesadly this is the story of my life. i should never text anyone.
ReplyDeleteOh yes.....ive done a few bloopers
DeleteSorry, wrong number... that made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteLiane sounds like a good and gracious woman.
ReplyDeleteI once sent a text to one of my daughters that was meant for her father. I think I owe her some therapy for that now.
Sorry. "Lianne". How careless of me.
DeleteOnly you John!
ReplyDeleteStill chuckling now as I settle down with my mutt (on the bed of course) to sleep. Hope Dorothy is OK! Don't know about dogs embarrassing us - sometimes I think we embarass them without meaning to. Thank you for all your blogs- said it before and I will say it again - you ought to write a book. XxWanda
ReplyDeleteWhat a hoot this post is ... thank goodness Lianne has a quick wit and keen sense of humor! Thanks for sharing ... needed the laugh!
ReplyDeleteI wish the Halifax was still a building society.
ReplyDeleteDon't you love people like Lianne with such a great sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, Lianne now has a great story to tell for the rest of her life!
ReplyDeletePriceless, just bloody priceless!
ReplyDeleteI hope you got the correct address on the envelope you posted. It is good to give out praise - in fact it is much better than giving out criticism or complaints.
ReplyDeleteLikely the strangest text she received that day.
ReplyDeleteJohn your life is very interesting !
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Lianne sounds fabulous; no wonder you got your mortgage sorted out and all is in order! I always double check my texts I would be mortified to send one to the wrong person!
ReplyDeleteJo in Auckland
Too funny! It's wonderful that the wrong recipient responded well. Good for Lianne! :)
ReplyDeleteHope Dorothy is okay.
Hugs!
Still laughing hilarious story what a good sport Lianne is.
ReplyDeleteDoes Lianne know that Dorothy is a dog ? ! She may be imagining some old dear named Dorothy ! X
ReplyDeleteFirst laugh of the day.....a good start! Thanks. x
ReplyDeleteShe sounds great x
ReplyDeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteSuper sexy, that text.
And spending a whole day dedicated to oneself does not sound bad at all.
XOXO
Priceless!
ReplyDeleteLOL -- I bet that's the funniest text Lianne will get all week, if not all month.
ReplyDeleteOh dear. That's too funny!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Lianne has a coworker named Dorothy?
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely brilliant! x
ReplyDeleteI like Lianne's style...I remember back in the days of dial phones and party lines, my mother got 3 or 4 wrong numbers one morning from a guy answering a want ad about barrels for sale. She was getting rather annoyed with the old guy. After about an hour's peace, the phone rang again, and it was the same guy, this time saying "Lady, thought you might like to know I found them barrels!
ReplyDeleteA hard worker AND she has a sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteOh Lianne sounds like a wonderful lady … and she's got a good sense of humour, luckily for you :-)
ReplyDeleteHaha, so funny! A brilliant reply too!
ReplyDeleteDon't believe a word of it, I call 'bullshit'.
ReplyDeleteLOL !
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