The Best Agony Aunt Question


Dear Deirdre

I am 29 and have just had my first period?
Is this normal?

Best wishes
Dave ( Bristol )

35 comments:

  1. John I am in a bad place also. Hang on in there.

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  2. H'mm don't think medical science currently allows for this. 'Dave' is obviously a cisgender woman. And lying about their age too (do I win a prize?).

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  3. Dear Deirdre,

    Will you marry me?

    Samir

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    1. " nooooo Tracey won't let me!!!""
      ( how many will get this one?"

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    2. Dear Deirdre, how we miss her

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    3. The Sun newspaper Agony Aunt 🥴

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  4. Does Dave work for a company in Bristol that has a period policy allowing staff to take time off for and is challenging this as sexist? Or pulling a fast one?

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  5. Hi Dave, I'm putting an e-leaflet in the post on having your first period and a Tampax. Deidre

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  6. Perhaps "Dave" is really a lady but doesn't want to put her full name-Davina.If she was anorexic she would possibly restart her periods after an absence.( sorry if this is too much information) x

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    1. Anonymous3:39 pm

      Definitely too much information.

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  7. Dear Deirdre I am asking for a friend of course lol

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  8. color me baffled.

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  9. I suspect Dave from Bristol is one of those male numbnuts who also think it's funny to wear a t-shirt that says"No one knows I'm a lesbian." How effing tiresome such dimwits are.

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  10. Dear Dave,
    May I suggest that you move from Bristol as there a lot of screwed up people there - including 29 year old men who imagine they are having periods. Such nonsense would not be tolerated in Yorkshire.
    Yours truly,
    Agony Causing Aunt Pudding

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  11. An American who’s just mastered the art of the full stop?

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  12. Dear Dave,
    Might you have cut yourself shaving?

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  13. Dear Dave.. Do you work in a paint factory? I think you may have sat in something.

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  14. I think I'll stay a little confused. It's better.

    XOXO

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  15. Anonymous11:33 am

    Dear Dave,
    Ah bless, here is chocolate, a hotwater bottle, and a leaflet on hysterectomy, it's the only way to release you from years and years and years! of misery!
    Tess xx

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  16. I have known a few Dave's that suffered from terrible PMS, or rather those around them suffered.

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  17. Dear Dave, At least I didn't get you pregnant after our night of passion in the Travelodge. Phew! Goodbye for ever Deirds x

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  18. Obviously Dave is an abbreviation of Davina, who is poking fun at transgender people. Dave will probably hit the menopause at age 93.

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  19. This reminds me of when my daughter was in early pubescence. We were at the dinner table having dessert. She looked down at a spot on her shirt and said "Is that strawberry, or am I having my period?" Thirty five years later we still use that phrase when confused about something.

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  20. Oh dear having a laugh I love the comment by Texas Trailer Park Trash worth repeating .

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  22. I wonder if he is going to keep mutilating himself every month to gain full womanhood. LOL

    There is a theory that circumcision came about so men could bleed and gain the power that women had. They had seen women bleed for days and recover. Whereas, a man who bled that much usually died. Plus, there seemed to be some magical connection with the moon that mysteriously appeared at regular intervals.

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  24. I think Dave that just like a phantom pregnancy, you are having a phantom period and there's no need to worry.

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