"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
Sunday, 8 December 2019
A Golden Gift
The cottage phone went around 8 pm last night.
It was neighbour Mandy " I have a scotch egg for you" she said seductively " I thought you could have it for your lunch"
She popped the egg over the kitchen wall a few minutes ago