"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
Interesting... someone's self portrait, perhaps?
A big guy?
That is wonderful John- Very Seasonal- I think that really does deserve to be in prime position and hung well x
I hope the best (and the biggest) is yet to come.
That's different!Do you know why Santa does not have any children?
Because he only comes once a year.
And, then, he only comes down the chimney!
I wa thinking of the same joke, I am glad someone had the balls to say it.
And I thought my card might be in the running.......
It still might
Do you boomers realize how universally hated you are? There is not one single demographic that does not hate you- white people, black people, asians, mexicans, indians, chinese, millennials, GenX, GenZ. Something tells me that you boomers are not going to have a very comfortable or easy retirement, especially once you end up in the retirement homes.Can you baby boomers hurry up and fucking drop dead? Enjoy your retirement homes cause we younger people will not take care of you even if we wanted to, due to the shitty economy you boomers created. Do you boomers realize that the younger generation is simply waiting for you to fucking drop dead? You are all going to end up in retirement homes and we all know that the elderly gets treated pretty badly in retirement homes. Well, that's what you get for ruining your own children's lives. Even if your children WANTED to take care of you, they couldn't, due to you boomers destroying the economy. So I hope you enjoy the retirement homes, boomer scum!
If you younger generation could be bothered to vote you wouldn't be in the mess you are in now.
Well, Merry friggen Christmas to you, too! Good grief, someone got their damned cojones caught in the revolving door!
I'm sorry that you feel so hateful within yourself-but I am a baby boomer and have found younger people are kindly towards me-you are the exeption.I also know that the elderly do not necessarily"end up in retirement homes"- there is "care in the community"so the elderly can stay in their own homes if they prefer.
I delight in the Santa endowment, especially in its place of honor beside Jack Nicholson's crazy "Here's Johnny!" face. As to being a "Boomer" --celebrating my 70th in a week-- I would apologize for ruining the economy (oops) but have made a long-standing rule NEVER to respond to an insult with an apology. Anonymous, you need a more tactful approach or be sought out and caned.
I laughed, and laughed and laughed. Whoever sent it to you has just the best sense of humor, as you do too. I'm still laughing. I just love it.
Santa, where's your troooosers!
Fun choice laughter is good for the soul and Santa is getting his jollies here.
Ho, ho, HO!
your spam comments here are almost as entertaining as your post.
You've given me an idea. Why not write a short post and ask everyone for a troll comment. The real trolls would not like the competition, as it would water down their own disgusting vile words. Maybe a prize for the worst piece of crap that anyone could think up.
You could try that on your own blog. This blog ticks over nicely and gently without resorting to asking commenters to write vile words.
Ho Ho Ho! That drawing is excellent! I had a very similar stuffed Santa (it was similar to but pre- Cabbage Patch Kid) I purchased in San Francisco in 1989. He even had pubic hair. Sadly, the stitching didn't last.
I like the Santa, reminds me of all the old men I've cared for over the years. At some point they always seem to end up without pants on:)
I love all comments Except abusive ones from arseholes