I've just got this message
Remember BUNTY the bulldyke Lesbian who bought my geese a few years ago?
She contacted me out of the blue this evening
Remember BUNTY the bulldyke Lesbian who bought my geese a few years ago?
She contacted me out of the blue this evening
"Just read your fucking depressed blog!
Jesus Jonno🤧
Get your fat arse into gear and meet me after work one night in Chester.- I've been transferred 👍🏼
We will do - a 👊gay bar and K'bab afterwards ---- I am such a classy dyke-----my treat you retired 🍒
Try to wear something fucking decent...not your usual shit wardrobe.I 'll bring Katy ( ngf)
She loves a bear with manners and she always drives :-)
Bxxxxxx"
Now that's an offer you cannot refuse!
ReplyDeleteI think it ate my post!
ReplyDeleteGo man, Go!
You've got a designated driver!
Lovely - something you just ought not to refuse. xx
ReplyDeleteHave a great time John and take loads of pictures for ud! 😘😇😇😇
ReplyDeleteGO GO GO! and enjoy!
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty funny. I need someone like that who will insult me a little to get me out of my routine. Lucky you.
ReplyDeleteSounds like fun! I love it when someone else drives. Go & have a blast!
ReplyDeleteJust do it!!xx
ReplyDeleteYay! I've been wondering when Bunty would make a reappearance! Have a blast!
ReplyDeleteI love her.
ReplyDeleteMe too. And I hope and trust you are going.
DeleteWell! That's an offer from heaven! With a designated driver too! There are no excuses - just go and let it all hang out! Pictures ... only ones you know you will be able to bear looking at in a few week's time!
ReplyDeleteThat's a hilarious invitation! I hope you have or get a great outfit to wear.-Mary
ReplyDeleteYou must go! Just seeing "Bunty" show up in your post made me smile! -Jenn
ReplyDeleteOMG......I haven’t met a Bunty in the last 40 years! Have a BLAST! M x
ReplyDeleteOh, every life needs a BUNTY!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fantastic invite..... I could "see" Bunty in my mind's eye and cracked up, especially the bit about "Try to wear something f*****g decent...not your usual shit wardrobe" That gal Bunty tells it like it is hahaha. Go and have a blast John, you deserve a Bunty in your life.
ReplyDeleteJo in Auckland, NZ
You CANNOT refuse an offer like that, you just can't. Have a fuckin' great time too!
ReplyDeleteI must put something softer under my perch. Every now and then I read something like that and fall right off it.
ReplyDeleteGo for it John, seriously Bunty! What more can I say?
Excellent! This calls for your very best Walking Dead T-shirt!!!
ReplyDeleteOh John, how can you refuse such a brilliant invitation? A night out with the fabulous Bunty is just what you need right now. Please go and enjoy a real fun evening complete with driver.
ReplyDeleteDO IT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNice to see someone treat you with the dignity of your profession. ;^/>
ReplyDeleteOh! with an invite like that, you really ought to go...
ReplyDeleteI can’t wait to see how the evening went and what Bunty had to say. I do hope you had a great time.
ReplyDeleteShe may be the tonic you need. I know if I had that offer I would not quite be jumping at it or even excited, but I would follow the lead. Sometimes the kick in the arse is what we need.
ReplyDeleteReads like a wonderful invite John sounds like a fun time.
ReplyDeleteFriends like that are jewels. Even if we don't always do what they suggest.
ReplyDeleteWonderful ! Just what the doctor ordered.
ReplyDeleteDoes she have a blog, cuz I totally wanna read it. And I want to go out with you guys. Sounds like an amazing night. *runs off to find an amazing bull-dyke friend*
ReplyDeleteLesbiantrians don't mince words and she kick your ass into gear for sure. As Miranda Priestly said, "What are you waiting for? GO!
ReplyDeleteNow that sounds good.
ReplyDeleteYou have such great friends! Be sure to take the camera when you go to Chester. Please?
ReplyDeleteHow could you resist!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Just awesome! Be careful with the pics...you don't want the incriminating fotos floating on the internet.
ReplyDeleteHave a blast. Lesbians are fun! Especially the boozy ones! And update us on the geese, please!
Sounds like my kind of friend! Of course you'll go. Who could resist?
ReplyDeleteCan I come too?
ReplyDeleteThat's what I thought... Maybe we should all have a party
DeleteI imagine with a direct invitation like that if you do not go there will be consequences.
ReplyDeleteGo for it, Janx
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! In similar circumstances I had a friend who did that. Totally changed my outlook and subsequently changed my life. Go for it John!! xxx
ReplyDeleteA prescription for a good night out.
ReplyDeleteLX
What a great girl! You should definitely accept the invitation, a change of scenery can do the world of good xx
ReplyDeleteYour usual shit wardrobe? What can she possibly mean? Doggy stains are right on trend....
ReplyDeleteA blogger invited me to a day out in London last year under similar circumstances. It helped me move on and believe that I have a life still and I have never forgotten that she thought beyond the blog and actually invited me out. Bunty similarly, a good person to invite you out.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a fun night out, doggy slobber stains and all!
ReplyDeleteCan’t wait for the follow up blog.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds as if it's exactly what you need just now. God bless Bunty.
ReplyDeleteNow that's an offer you can't refuse 😃
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ! What a tonic xx
ReplyDeleteGo Bunty! Well get your clubbing gear together John and have a fab time. xx
ReplyDeleteWhat a pal John. Sounds as if it came just when you needed it most. Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteDon't wear your crocs..... sophie xxx
ReplyDeleteA friend indeed...go and enjoy!
ReplyDelete"You retired cherries on a stalk"? I don't get it...or was Bunty using the cherries to suggest something else - like testicles for example? Any night out that involves a kebab is worth signing up for.
ReplyDeleteIt's a reference to me being gay she often referred to me as a " fruit"
DeleteThis might call for a new Walking Dead T-shirt. You are not fat, bearish maybe.
ReplyDeleteIsn’t Bunty the most brilliant name ? I bet she is such a laugh to go out with ..... have you been out with her before John ? XXXX
ReplyDeleteTry not to get into a punch-up.
ReplyDeleteGo! Laugh! Flirt! Find that sense of humor and let it rip!
ReplyDeleteGo on - get your dancing shoes on and have a girls' night out with them.
ReplyDeleteIt will be the tonic you need right now.
She sounds like a blast, what a great friend! Have fun!
ReplyDeleteWhat a peach she is!
ReplyDeleteYay for Bunty! Super Dyke to the rescue!!!
ReplyDeleteOffer you can't refuse
ReplyDeleteHa! I wish I knew someone like that. She sounds like a trip.
ReplyDelete"A bear with manners" Makes me want to swim to Wales.
Finally, that looks like a fist before the words "gay bar". Is your friend doing PR work for that particular establishment?
Go, go, go... I had my first strawberry daiquiri in 5 years. Why? I had a sober chauffeur 😁 I don’t drink often but it sure was nice. Gabs
ReplyDeleteEveryone needs a Bunty - my daughter has a similar friend called Buggy, LOL!
ReplyDeleteYAY Bunty!!
ReplyDeleteDear God I want to go out and dance with Bunty.
ReplyDeleteIf she is anything like the one-off "Keeping Up Appearances" character she will drink us all under the table. If you can watch the episode, Violet's Country Cottage S3 E3, it is very funny
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4teuz1
Bunty sounds like a good laugh, you should go!
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