Arsehole


I was too busy listening to this piece of music yesterday and almost got knocked off my feet by a woman riding her bike down Lower Bridge Street in Chester .
She called me an arsehole
( well I lip read that she called me an arsehole)
Arsehole is a great put down
Especially when uttered in an English accent
Arrrrrssssssseeeeeee.............hoooooooollllllll

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  1. It just happens to be what I called 'Chloe' yesterday. She was certainly being one.

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    2. Poor guy you are , poor guy you'll be. The cyclist was right. Arsehole.And Cro Cro double arsehole.

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  2. Funny how we English speakers are so obsessed with body parts for insults. It's not a universal practice! But I do like this one. Even though they can be quite a lot of fun under certain circs ;-)

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  3. I am nonplussed by it all.

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  4. Yeah it's a good one x

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  6. Here the word is gilipolla. It works. However, the cyclist was the arsehole. A bell works.

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  7. And now the whole world thinks she's one!

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  8. This is my go-to descriptive word. It is satisfying.

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  9. Dylan Thomas aside, today your post title and your blog heading seem to be calling to each other.

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  10. Oh, how uncouth of her, the daft c*nt!

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    1. Anonymous1:27 pm

      What with the ..... and now this ... I've had to lie down in a darkened room to recover.

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    2. I apologise for saying she was 'daft'. Maybe she isn't.

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    3. Anonymous5:51 pm

      X

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  11. You should know. Yesterday you called me an arsehole. In fact you expanded on the idea. Thanks for taking the time.

    However, may I remind you that arseholes are most useful. Not least when you are full of shit.

    U

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    1. Let me know when you need one. I'll lend you mine.

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    2. Is it still in full working order?

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    3. It is. Tom, it is. Fully. Practice making for perfection.

      As they say, use it or lose it. One of many reasons I am willing myself to live. Not that I am on death row. Disembowelling notwithstanding.

      U

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    4. Oh dear..is she back? Lol.Shes like a bad smell that turns up now and again.Where a mate of mine lives,every few months you get a bad smell in the area...its when they are on the fields Muck Spreading,xx

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    5. Anonymous10:20 pm

      Be nice

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  12. Where I live, if a cyclist hits a pedestrian, the cyclist is at fault unless the pedestrian stepped in front of the bike. I would have had unkind - but true - words for her.

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  13. Anonymous11:08 am

    Funny reply by Ursula. Here in good old Oz, we are conflicted with arse and ass. I, at least, think arse is a swear word and ass is not, yet they mean exactly the same thing.

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    1. I guess i"m old school cos to me, arse is a bum and ass is a donkey/ mule. I don't think arse is terribly swear-ish but arsehole is a whole nother level

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  14. I would rather her swear at you than knock you down. x

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  15. How much nicer it would have been if she had stopped to inquire if you were all right.

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  16. I kind of like the idea of throwing yourself on the ground and screaming :)

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  17. I dunno, arse (with or without the hole) sounds very sweet and proper to me (with or without the English accent). Now, what you guys do with c*nt is a joy to behold!

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  18. Oh those arrogant cyclists! Clearly SHE was the arsehole!

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  19. She sounds like a very unpleasant person - it is a pity for her that she feels the need to show her revolting self to the world x

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  20. In the part of Manchester I'm from we use 'dickhead' in that sort of situation. Arsehole sounds almost posh ;-)

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    1. Haha ... I like how I accidentally gave it a capital A

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  21. Listening to music is a much better thing. lol

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  22. I just read the Queen and Meghan are going to Chester next week to open a bridge. I hope they deal with the clumsy bike rider before they arrive. And she called you an arse!

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  23. We won't discuss the names called in certain parts of where I live ... Mother being the first word of the two.

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  24. Lorna6:13 pm

    This story was just hilarious. Thanks for giving a chuckle.

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  25. Not polite language for Chester.

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  26. With the state of our roads might have been "pot hooooole"

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  27. (o)
    There's one back at 'er.

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  28. I think I must have met that woman's husband last time I was in Chester a couple of months ago. A complete charmer [not]!
    Arilx

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  29. Most middle aged pedestrians listen to Disney tunes

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  30. Most cyclist are obnoxious. In the ancient days when I was at school, we learned bicycle safety and etiquette. Unfortunately, no one seems to show any courtesy to anyone anymore.(Good Heavens,I am sounding old!)

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  31. The music was worth listening to, I think the woman might have simply said 'excuse me."

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    1. You are the first person to say that. I love this music

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  32. Did you mouth that she was wearing "Cheap Shoes"?

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  33. I was in Hickory's Smokehouse down on The Groves in Chester on Monday afternoon.
    I didn't spot you on Lower Bridge Street as I walked there, nor did I see any obnoxious women on bikes!

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I love all comments Except abusive ones from arseholes