Tuesday, 5 June 2018

A Blog Conversation

I was going to do a film review tonight but after washing my face, donning one of my neat birthday shirts and driving to Theatre Clwyd 
I found out that I'd got the date wrong and the place was silent except for a noisy kids production set up in a big inflatable globe!
I came home again and put on my pyjama bottoms
Hey ho

This is a subsequent blog conversation between three friends

I once fell asleep on a bus with a mini pork pie in my mouth 
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  1. If I'd been there I might have drawn a sketch of you. I have a sketch of a man asleep with his mouth open and a woman stuffing her face on a train. 
  2. I fell asleep whilst shagging once. The relationship didn't last very long.
  3. I read a book at the same time once. That one didn't last long either.

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  1. Things seen and overheard on a bus. Thank goodness you didn't choke on it.

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  2. No comment! lol

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  3. hee hee hee! never done any of those things.

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  4. What larks we have, hey xx

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  5. Since Tom Stephenson's and Rachel Phillips' true confessions were of a sexual nature, does that mean that your "mini pork pie" remark is sexual code? And really, John, on a BUS?

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    1. Surprisingly there was no one else involved......it was in my pre scotch eggs days

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  6. I can honestly say I've never fell asleep with food in my mouth.

    My sex life while not the most exciting in the world has never led to me falling asleep during the act!


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    1. Me neither! Though I once got destracted by Airport 75 on the tv whilst in a compromising position

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    2. Hahahaha!!!

      Jo in Auckland, NZ

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  7. I have a few embarrassing stories about my sex life, though none I'm prepared to share in blogland. But I couldn't possibly concentrate on a book while sexual shenanigans were going on.

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  9. I enjoy food too much to not finish it.

    Same with sex.

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  10. I used to like a few ladies drinks & I remember waking with bombay mix in my hair & another time visiting my aunt after a night out & she pulled branflakes out of my hair x

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    1. I hear you. One time I apparently rounded off the evening with a curry. I wouldn’t have known except for the bit of pilau rice I found in my ear the next morning....

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  11. I've never fallen asleep during sex. I have, however, awakened to find that I was in the middle of the act. If alcohol had been involved, I probably would've stayed asleep. Been married a long time, folks :)

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  12. I fell asleep on a pork pie once with a bus in my mouth. It was a Dinky.

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  13. When I first got the full picture of what sexual intercourse was, I really was curious to know if you could read as it happened. But I've never put that to the test.

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    1. Perhaps try knitting instead Ms Moon.

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  14. I have to ride buses and trains more often.

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  15. A friend of mine died on a Brighton Bus; everyone thought he was asleep.

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  16. Canadian men learn how to shag and watch hockey on tv at the same time. We can even do it with a donut in our mouth!

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  17. I don't have a personal story, but a friend (not boyfriend) once told me how insulted he was by a girl eating a cream bun while he was 'shagging' (his expression) her. .... that was a very long time ago and he's been a productive member of society for 40 years (since he grew up!)

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  18. These stories above go rather further than the scene in 'Klute', when Jane Fonda, busy in the middle of an 'encounter' with one of her 'clients' while feigning orgasmic moans, consults her watch. A lot of the audience laughed but I didn't because I perfectly recognised her frame of mind at that moment, with some experiences already of my having to stifle yawns in the midst of 'business'.

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    1. I once said "hurry up".

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    2. Now that's telling him! :-O

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  19. I'd take a good book over sex any day ;-)

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  20. Oh thank you for the giggle today x

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  22. Great blog conversation. So much said in so few words!

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  23. On Friday in a show I sang Enough is Enough with my wonderful sister doing Bab's high bits. How well I remember when that song came out and the first line was a game changer! Imagine singing that one's love life is boring one to tears! Such a powerful and truthful statement!

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  24. I thought that confession was going to be limited to a few close friends - now you tell half of Blogland.

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    1. Half of Blogland read my blog anyway, they just don't admit to it.

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  26. I must say that I always needed intense concentration on the job (was going to say 'in hand' but thought it would be misinterpreted).

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  27. My ex used to ask me to "hurry up and get it over with." When it broke up I simply said, we both deserve happiness, and we don't find happiness with one another.

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  28. Thank you for the laughs tonight, much needed x

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  30. I've never fallen asleep or read a book during sex ... but I might have compiled a few shopping lists 😉

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  31. I fell asleep watching TV in bed one night when my teenage daughter came home with Hersey bars and asked if I wanted one. Apparently I woke just enough to unwrap it, then fell asleep again. I woke up the next morning covered in melted chocolate and had it all over the sheets, etc. Yuck! I should be embarrassed to admit this. My now 38 year old daughter still reminds me of the chocolate morning after incident.

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