"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
"(Margo Channing)
Arsehole
I was too busy listening to this piece of music yesterday and almost got knocked off my feet by a woman riding her bike down Lower Bridge Street in Chester .
She called me an arsehole
( well I lip read that she called me an arsehole)
Arsehole is a great put down
Especially when uttered in an English accent Arrrrrssssssseeeeeee.............hoooooooollllllll
Funny how we English speakers are so obsessed with body parts for insults. It's not a universal practice! But I do like this one. Even though they can be quite a lot of fun under certain circs ;-)
Oh dear..is she back? Lol.Shes like a bad smell that turns up now and again.Where a mate of mine lives,every few months you get a bad smell in the area...its when they are on the fields Muck Spreading,xx
Where I live, if a cyclist hits a pedestrian, the cyclist is at fault unless the pedestrian stepped in front of the bike. I would have had unkind - but true - words for her.
Funny reply by Ursula. Here in good old Oz, we are conflicted with arse and ass. I, at least, think arse is a swear word and ass is not, yet they mean exactly the same thing.
I guess i"m old school cos to me, arse is a bum and ass is a donkey/ mule. I don't think arse is terribly swear-ish but arsehole is a whole nother level
I dunno, arse (with or without the hole) sounds very sweet and proper to me (with or without the English accent). Now, what you guys do with c*nt is a joy to behold!
I just read the Queen and Meghan are going to Chester next week to open a bridge. I hope they deal with the clumsy bike rider before they arrive. And she called you an arse!
Most cyclist are obnoxious. In the ancient days when I was at school, we learned bicycle safety and etiquette. Unfortunately, no one seems to show any courtesy to anyone anymore.(Good Heavens,I am sounding old!)
I was in Hickory's Smokehouse down on The Groves in Chester on Monday afternoon. I didn't spot you on Lower Bridge Street as I walked there, nor did I see any obnoxious women on bikes!
It just happens to be what I called 'Chloe' yesterday. She was certainly being one.
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DeleteFuck off chloe
DeletePoor guy you are , poor guy you'll be. The cyclist was right. Arsehole.And Cro Cro double arsehole.
DeleteFunny how we English speakers are so obsessed with body parts for insults. It's not a universal practice! But I do like this one. Even though they can be quite a lot of fun under certain circs ;-)
ReplyDeleteI am nonplussed by it all.
ReplyDeleteYeah it's a good one x
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ReplyDeleteHere the word is gilipolla. It works. However, the cyclist was the arsehole. A bell works.
ReplyDeleteGilipolla!
DeleteThat's a mouthful
And now the whole world thinks she's one!
ReplyDeleteThis is my go-to descriptive word. It is satisfying.
ReplyDeleteDylan Thomas aside, today your post title and your blog heading seem to be calling to each other.
ReplyDeleteMy Welsh roots!
DeleteOh, how uncouth of her, the daft c*nt!
ReplyDeleteRaymondo!
DeleteWhat with the ..... and now this ... I've had to lie down in a darkened room to recover.
DeleteI apologise for saying she was 'daft'. Maybe she isn't.
DeleteHaha :-)
DeleteX
DeleteYou should know. Yesterday you called me an arsehole. In fact you expanded on the idea. Thanks for taking the time.
ReplyDeleteHowever, may I remind you that arseholes are most useful. Not least when you are full of shit.
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You said it!
DeleteLet me know when you need one. I'll lend you mine.
DeleteU
Is it still in full working order?
DeleteIt is. Tom, it is. Fully. Practice making for perfection.
DeleteAs they say, use it or lose it. One of many reasons I am willing myself to live. Not that I am on death row. Disembowelling notwithstanding.
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Oh dear..is she back? Lol.Shes like a bad smell that turns up now and again.Where a mate of mine lives,every few months you get a bad smell in the area...its when they are on the fields Muck Spreading,xx
DeleteBe nice
DeleteWhere I live, if a cyclist hits a pedestrian, the cyclist is at fault unless the pedestrian stepped in front of the bike. I would have had unkind - but true - words for her.
ReplyDeleteFunny reply by Ursula. Here in good old Oz, we are conflicted with arse and ass. I, at least, think arse is a swear word and ass is not, yet they mean exactly the same thing.
ReplyDeleteDon't encourage her
DeleteI guess i"m old school cos to me, arse is a bum and ass is a donkey/ mule. I don't think arse is terribly swear-ish but arsehole is a whole nother level
DeleteI would rather her swear at you than knock you down. x
ReplyDeleteBITCH !! xx
ReplyDeleteSteady girl
DeleteHow much nicer it would have been if she had stopped to inquire if you were all right.
ReplyDeleteEspecially as I am such a dish
DeleteI kind of like the idea of throwing yourself on the ground and screaming :)
ReplyDeleteI dunno, arse (with or without the hole) sounds very sweet and proper to me (with or without the English accent). Now, what you guys do with c*nt is a joy to behold!
ReplyDeleteI'll leave tom Stephenson to answer that one
DeleteOh those arrogant cyclists! Clearly SHE was the arsehole!
ReplyDeleteShe sounds like a very unpleasant person - it is a pity for her that she feels the need to show her revolting self to the world x
ReplyDeleteIn the part of Manchester I'm from we use 'dickhead' in that sort of situation. Arsehole sounds almost posh ;-)
ReplyDeleteHaha ... I like how I accidentally gave it a capital A
DeleteListening to music is a much better thing. lol
ReplyDeleteI just read the Queen and Meghan are going to Chester next week to open a bridge. I hope they deal with the clumsy bike rider before they arrive. And she called you an arse!
ReplyDeleteWe won't discuss the names called in certain parts of where I live ... Mother being the first word of the two.
ReplyDeleteThis story was just hilarious. Thanks for giving a chuckle.
ReplyDeleteNot polite language for Chester.
ReplyDeleteWith the state of our roads might have been "pot hooooole"
ReplyDelete(o)
ReplyDeleteThere's one back at 'er.
I think I must have met that woman's husband last time I was in Chester a couple of months ago. A complete charmer [not]!
ReplyDeleteArilx
Most middle aged pedestrians listen to Disney tunes
ReplyDeleteMost cyclist are obnoxious. In the ancient days when I was at school, we learned bicycle safety and etiquette. Unfortunately, no one seems to show any courtesy to anyone anymore.(Good Heavens,I am sounding old!)
ReplyDeleteThe music was worth listening to, I think the woman might have simply said 'excuse me."
ReplyDeleteYou are the first person to say that. I love this music
DeleteDid you mouth that she was wearing "Cheap Shoes"?
ReplyDeletecomment of the day!
DeleteI was in Hickory's Smokehouse down on The Groves in Chester on Monday afternoon.
ReplyDeleteI didn't spot you on Lower Bridge Street as I walked there, nor did I see any obnoxious women on bikes!