Saturday, 14 April 2018

Flashing


for Liz

My husband has worked away all week. he returned last night and has gone to work again this morning.
Such is the life of a senior academic.
I shall be driving over to the University later to join him and the other boffins for dinner.

I have just spent a frustrating 30 minutes trying to get William to have his medication.
The old boy is a clever old sausage when it comes to spitting out tablets, I wanted to weed the flower beds in readiness for house showing......

I caught two middle aged women peeping through the kitchen window on the lane at lunchtime.
They were part of a rambler group.
Other people's houses hold a fascination for some people and they were having a right old "neb" until I suddenly walked around the side of the fridge
For some strange reason I found myself pulling up my third best walking dead T shirt and exposing  my stomach to them, which made them jump back in shock ( or could it be disgust?)
I've never done such a bizarre thing before in my life
thank goodness I had my pants on



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    1. perhaps they are turned on and will come back for more

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    2. That's what I tell myself when I flash at a window. The parents don't like it - no sense of romance.

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  2. Turn up in a taxi and get pissed.

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    1. ive considered that but its a fifty minute drive

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  3. The ramblers got a 'viewing' that they weren't banking on! Enjoy your dinner later.

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    1. Ill order the expensive stuff

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  4. The polar bear is gorgeous!

    I love that you followed your gut (and then showcased it) when presented with how to deal with Peeping Dames!

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    1. if I would have had more warning the arse would have been out

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  5. Appropriate action was taken by you.

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  6. I love your response to the peepers.

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  7. This made me laugh, serves them right, how rude to be gawking in your window! Maybe they think they have a right just because the house is for sale.

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    1. The window lies directly in the lane ( most U.K. Cottages lie on the side of such travelways)

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  8. Keep a camera by the window and take their picture if there is a next time.

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  9. Hey, if their going to be peering in your windows, then let them be beware for what they see. Had you no pants on, they might have really enjoyed that!!!

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  10. Oh dear, are you becoming a flasher now? LOL

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  11. Had your pants been off they may have jumped back forward. You just never know about little old ladies.

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  12. Selling your home is having an affect on your mind lol.

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  13. Just hope they weren’t two of your ardent followers who had just come to see you in the flesh, as it were!

    LX

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  14. Thanks for the giggle x

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  15. People can be so bloody nosey. You should have removed the pants!

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  16. Well, they deserve it for peering in your windows! I can't imagine doing such a thing.

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  17. Old lady window peepers . .
    Never heard of such a thing . . .
    Great idea with the shirt . ,
    Keep it handy, drop the pants too the next time!

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  18. You have mentioned several times about finding people looking in your windows. Coming into your yard to get a better look, that is just so weird and intrusive !
    I love looking at peoples yards and front doors when walking but I would never peer into windows.

    cheers, parsnip

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  19. The origami polar bear is delightful! Have fun tonight.

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  20. That is not the way to sell your cottage John you naughty boy.

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  21. obviously they were hoping for a show of some kind and you provided them with it. now they have something scandalous to shock their friends with.

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  22. People nosing about when your house is up for sale can be a problem. They should at least knock on the door first.

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  23. They shouldn't be such nosy parkers.I can hide a tablet squashed in corned beef x

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  24. The pressure is getting to you, John! lol

    Seriously, though, no one should be so intrusive. When I'm out for a walk I try not to even look at peoples' front doors. There is little enough privacy in town.

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  25. Love the polar bear! Enjoy your dinner tonight. When you move will it be possible for the Professor to be home more often? That would be another advantage of the move.

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  26. LOVE the polar bear.
    Sigh on the peeking Thomasina front.

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  27. Belly dancing classes are available in both Rhyl and Prestatyn.

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  28. I guess we know you could be sent over the edge. God, I can't believe the nerve of some people.

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  29. Hope they weren't prospective buyers!!

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  30. They had obviously heard about the fabulous new kitchen - but probably weren't expecting the Naked Chef to be in it :o) You do make me laugh John Gray.

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    1. The prof doesnt always find me so funny x

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    2. He often doesn't find me funny either - but we know that we're hilarious ;o)

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  31. I haven't done that either. Perhaps I should ask G if he has done it.

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  32. Sounds like they were checking you out... your house that is - trying to get the jump on the swathes of future buyers. Maybe they are lurkers here.
    An inkling of what is to come - your reaction is priceless and must have given yourself a belly laugh :)

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  33. going to bed laughing. thanks!

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  34. Ha! Serves them right.

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  35. Anonymous9:34 am

    Next time have the word BOO written on your tummy or elsewhere...

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  36. Good one! I want to be just like you when I grow up!

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  37. I say bravo for you John! The worse part of having the cottage on the market. We are thinking of selling and I'm dreading the looky-loos. To come right up to your window is terrible.

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  38. Ha. I didn't think ramblers were such lookie-loos.

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  39. I once viewed a house to buy where the people who lived there were all still in bed sleeping! The agent said, just get on with it they wont wake!

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  40. They'll be back you little temptress!

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  41. Good for you.

    We have a constant stream of gawpers at our house and land, but at least they mostly stay on the road.
    Although we did have one guy who drove in, got out of his car had a good look in every direction and then just drove off ... if he had asked we wouldn't have minded but it was just so cheeky. We were flabbergasted.

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