Bunty Joke Saturday

It's cold today
I am late for cleaning the church
I don't want to leave my warm armchair next to the fire
Not much report today
Except a lesbian joke c/o Bunty
Who bellowed it down the phone to me yesterday morning

" did you read in yesterday's Daily Mail about a famous American lesbian actress
Who slept with 13 women in one night?
At her autopsy  it was discovered she had died of a crack overdose!"

Fanar fanar!

34 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness! Bunty is a comic too! We now have a bawdy bellowing Bunty and her Bastard geese. She could have a one woman show!

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  2. Anonymous2:39 pm

    I must have missed that article.

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    1. Probably just sandwiched between two asylum seekers articles

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  3. Oh to have a neighbor like Bunty! Life would be so much more interesting.

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    1. She doesn't need to use the telephone
      She just has to open the window and yell

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  4. Never had an overdose. Hardening of the arteries or a stiff joint, on the other hand.

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  5. Fnarr Fnarr indeed. You know what makes me laugh.

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    1. Just knew I spelt fnarr wrong

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    2. Not necessarily John. If your coal is delivered in sex, then you spelt it correctly.

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    3. If your sex is as dirty as your coal, then that is correct also. Handy hint: Question the wife if you see the coalman leaving the house with one clean finger.

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  6. Oh dear John - after the Lord Mayor's Show yesterday too.

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  7. John, Oh My!

    And every time I see that picture in the side bar of you and the dogs in the bed, I think Winnie is saying "whats uppppppp?", with the knowing nod and George is thinking what is up with the dog with no eyes?

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  8. Any chance of Bunty doing a guest post on your blog, John? She sounds a great character.

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    1. I would suggest she has her own chat show
      " Bunty chats!"

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  9. This has nothing to do with your post, but I just saw this online and knew I had to share it with you: http://imgur.com/gallery/Pxyk86t
    Cheers!

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    1. Haha.......add 10 lbs to that and you will know what Winnie was
      Ike x

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  10. I thought all I needed in my life was a John Gray.. I now know I need a Bunty as well XXX

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  11. Bunty should write a book with all the anecdotes. Or maybe you should write the book, with your animals highlighted.

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  12. Can she do a guest post? I can imagine we will all need long hot showers after that.

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  13. Haha.
    Ah, have a wonderful Sunday, John. ♥

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  14. You need to have a word with someone about that bloody telegraph pole. It really does spoil the view!

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  15. Ok I have to admit, that's rather hilarious.

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  16. Oooh Bunty is moving from 'bit part actress' into 'a member of the cast' in that brilliant show that is your life :-)

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    1. I wonder who will play her in the film?

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  17. I heart Bunty!

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