It's cold today
I am late for cleaning the church
I don't want to leave my warm armchair next to the fire
Not much report today
Except a lesbian joke c/o Bunty
Who bellowed it down the phone to me yesterday morning
" did you read in yesterday's Daily Mail about a famous American lesbian actress
Who slept with 13 women in one night?
At her autopsy it was discovered she had died of a crack overdose!"
Fanar fanar!
Oh my goodness! Bunty is a comic too! We now have a bawdy bellowing Bunty and her Bastard geese. She could have a one woman show!
ReplyDeleteI would pay for a ticket!
DeleteI must have missed that article.
ReplyDeleteProbably just sandwiched between two asylum seekers articles
DeleteWhat?!
DeleteOh to have a neighbor like Bunty! Life would be so much more interesting.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't need to use the telephone
DeleteShe just has to open the window and yell
Never had an overdose. Hardening of the arteries or a stiff joint, on the other hand.
ReplyDeleteSaucy minx
DeleteFnarr Fnarr indeed. You know what makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteJust knew I spelt fnarr wrong
DeleteNot necessarily John. If your coal is delivered in sex, then you spelt it correctly.
DeleteIf your sex is as dirty as your coal, then that is correct also. Handy hint: Question the wife if you see the coalman leaving the house with one clean finger.
DeleteHAR!
DeleteOh dear John - after the Lord Mayor's Show yesterday too.
ReplyDeleteJohn, Oh My!
ReplyDeleteAnd every time I see that picture in the side bar of you and the dogs in the bed, I think Winnie is saying "whats uppppppp?", with the knowing nod and George is thinking what is up with the dog with no eyes?
Any chance of Bunty doing a guest post on your blog, John? She sounds a great character.
ReplyDeleteI would suggest she has her own chat show
Delete" Bunty chats!"
to Bunty Bellows
Deletebunty is funty.
ReplyDeleteA funty gal
DeleteNo, I cannot bring myself to say it.
DeleteThis has nothing to do with your post, but I just saw this online and knew I had to share it with you: http://imgur.com/gallery/Pxyk86t
ReplyDeleteCheers!
Haha.......add 10 lbs to that and you will know what Winnie was
DeleteIke x
I thought all I needed in my life was a John Gray.. I now know I need a Bunty as well XXX
ReplyDeleteBunty should write a book with all the anecdotes. Or maybe you should write the book, with your animals highlighted.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteCan she do a guest post? I can imagine we will all need long hot showers after that.
ReplyDeleteHaha.
ReplyDeleteAh, have a wonderful Sunday, John. ♥
You need to have a word with someone about that bloody telegraph pole. It really does spoil the view!
ReplyDeleteOk I have to admit, that's rather hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOooh Bunty is moving from 'bit part actress' into 'a member of the cast' in that brilliant show that is your life :-)
ReplyDeleteI wonder who will play her in the film?
DeleteI heart Bunty!
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