Overheard this I did

Before I go to bed this morning I will take the opportunity to share an overheard conversation between two female nurses last night

Nurse 1: "Do you know my nipple isn't half sore"
Nurse 2: "Have you been jogging again?"
Nurse 1: " No...Josh caught me one with his lightsabre yesterday"
Nurse 2: "The force wasn't with you then?"
Nurse 1: "fraid not"

and with that I will say goodnight!
Goodnight x

27 comments:

  1. LOL! Have you ever been to overheardinnewyork.com? It's all sorts of conversations people have heard in NY. I think you'd like it :D

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  2. Best to keep your nipples well away from lightsabres, I find, or there could be big trouble.

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  3. Hmmm, maybe that's why I have such reservations about entrusting myself to the present-day NHS. ;)

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  4. Nice! Was Josh playing Darth Vader? Funnily enough there's a nod to Star Wars on my blog today

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  5. Ha ha - I like the photo too, and especially like the way the title has a Welsh accent!

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  6. Is light saber a euphemism? Either way, sounds kind of kinky if the potential is a sore nipple.

    Sweet dreams!

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  7. Anonymous11:43 am

    Caught-me-Wan Kenobi

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  8. Did you offer to kiss it better for her?

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  9. Because of its proximity to the heart I've never cared for anyone paying too much attention to my left nipple so I tend to steer them off and onto the other one. Consequently, my right tit gets twice as sore. Oh, the problems that life throws at us!

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  10. Sounds sleep disturbing.

    Lana

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  11. Hahahhaah! The things you hear in hospitals!

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  12. Wasn't there a remedy on offer; a trick or two missed there.

    Genuinely, I can think of a couple of creams that could have helped.

    Public places like clinics and hospitals can be great avenues for unwittingly providing humour.

    :))

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  13. God, you make me laugh, John!!!!! I just got over tearing up from Bush Babe's (a delightful Austrailian blogger) tribute to Dads - yesterday was Father's Day downunder - and then LOL'd at your post! Thank you!!!

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  14. Very funny.

    Do you reckon Yoda had nipples?

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  15. They say that listeners never hear any good of themselves John - hope this does not apply here.

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  16. Now that is funny! Was lightsaber a euphemism? A little nude Star Wars roleplaying? Princess Leia Orgasm? Oh, wait, that wasn't her name was it....?

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  17. I read this early this morning--and must admit I giggled a few times today as I remembered it.

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  18. Boys and their lightsabers....

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  19. I've never heard it called a lightsabre before.

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  20. Wow! He must have one powerful light sabre.

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  21. They did not call her Princess Lay-Ya for nothing did they?

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  22. I'm sure the nurse could find some nice soothing cream in the meds locker.

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