AND THE WINNER IS?
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| Drum Roll Please |
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| The Crowd gasps |
Opens the envelope
..............................
Mr Fox of ARCTIC FOX fame
and his Zombie based suggestion of
CAROL from The Walking Dead!
&
Miss Chania of RAZZMATAZ fame
and
her SLIGHTLY "Off the wall "
suggestion
of
POLENTA!
And so
CAROL & POLENTA
IT IS!
Chania & Jason please send your addresses to my email
jgsheffield@hotmail.com
and some amazingly expensive gifts will be posted tout suite!!!!
congratulations
and to all of the others who sent in 320 suggestions
TOUGH SHIT!
ive been bloody checking this blog all morning and all afternoon like when i check the football scores for an update !!......as i support Liverpool FC my disappointment has been further established .....cheers for bloody nothing so called chicken man !!
ReplyDeleteThey are so cute and they look like they like their new names. Good work John. Any more pigs in your future?
ReplyDeleteI would like to thank the John's flock of readers for their support of my name selections.....
ReplyDeleteAnd the ducks for my inspiration..
And the restaurant that served me polenta the other day....
And the grandmother, from whom I was inspired, who 50 years ago had the wacky-ness and gumption to name her donkey Semolina (a cousin of Polenta)after the inner, granular, starchy endosperm of wheat (not yet ground into flour). .......I would like to go on but the music is drowning me out......
Well, that was fun.
ReplyDeleteHahaha ... congrats Chania & Jason & to the two new duckies who now have "handles" of Carol & Polenta !
ReplyDeleteSad, but somehow I will find a way to carry on.
ReplyDeleteTough Shit?
ReplyDeleteYou tease 321 people to offer up suggestions for naming two ducks that would look better roasted on my plate covered with sauce and tell 320 of them, 'Tough Shit!'?
Brutal John. Not just brutal, cruel...
I'm sulking ........
ReplyDeleteyou are such a funny bunny......
ReplyDeleteGill in Canada
Congratulations to the winners! Whew, Dear John, you are a sour judge. xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteCarol and Polenta - wise choice I would say John. especially as you would therefore be quite justified in eating Polenta in the future - not sure about Carol though.
ReplyDeleteDuckin' 'ell, what a duckin' way to let your readers know who duckin' well won :p
ReplyDeleteDuck's off back to lurking.
That duck 'Carol' looks nothing flipping like me, John...but the beak kind of does...and the eyes...
ReplyDeleteJane xx
Fix. (I'm just jealous).
ReplyDeleteOh bugger!
ReplyDeleteWhat am I supposed to do with my beautifully polished acceptance speech now...?
Hurrumph! What can you expect from someone who drives a vehicle where the exhaust pipe is the most valuable part of it!
ReplyDeleteCarol and Polenta ..... really!
btw, did you know that duck tastes nice and tender when deep fried in duck fat?
I quite approve of you choices!
ReplyDeleteWait...does this mean, if the other 320 send you their addresses, you'll post off a box of extra-strength doggie doo to each of them? ('Cause I know you've got the inventory.)
ReplyDeleteNext time I need to name a pet, I'm definitely asking for your help.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh gawd, you crack me up again and again and again.
ReplyDeleteGrilled breast of polenta with soy and honey sauce...sounds a little wrong, somehow. Great names, suitably eccentric as befits your menagerie. Congrats to the winnahs!
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to believe I missed this contest altogether. Surely my duckish expertise would have weighed heavily in my favor.
ReplyDeleteCarol and Polenta!? How the heck are you going to remember that? Doesn't roll off the lips like.......settle down Jim, you know nothing of these things.
ReplyDeleteThis was fun John!
Oh, thanks for the laugh...tough shit!!! It's sad that I haven't laughed until 7:20 PM Central Time.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
John, your eloquence never ceases to make me laugh my ass off!
ReplyDeleteLana
That's democracy for you. You vote, you may be in the majority, you get shit all.
ReplyDeleteCarol is plain awful. Hope your neighbours are out of earshot when you call "Polenta" back to the flock.
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and so they have names lucky girls.
ReplyDeleteWe were out on a boat yesterday, later watching Joe & the boy from next door try to coil the hosepipe was a marvel. I called them, "Bodge it and F**! it"
This is what my friend calls her husband & son when they are doing DIY !
Congrats to the winners from a disgruntled loser!! (just kidding!)
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it's just prejudice towards the rest of the world's population. Congrats to the ducks whose lives are spared until Mr. foxy Loxy get 'em.
ReplyDeletenice one!! Well pleased with that!
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