We've just met a badger
My small pack of dogs and me!
Late back from the Community Council meeting, I collected the four of them from the kitchen sofa and out into a blustery lane we went
As we stopped in the dark by the corner, the pigs grunted loudly and rather aggressively and out of the hedge, frightened by no 21's bad tempered tendencies no doubt, tumbled a large, slightly obese badger.
The badger struggled to its feet, not fifteen feet away and let out a funny sort of snort.
William, Meg and George stood stiffly like Ben Hur's chariot horses and didn't move a muscle as the badger cantered into the horse field
Mabel,however, shat herself....... she "woofed" once, pulled her lead from my hand and galloped the 100 years for home like a racehorseShe is presently sat at my feet, still shaking
What a pussy