A Mother's obsession and a great Canadian film

Of course I have been worrying about Maddie throughout the day, but after being sedated for her xray the old girl seems to have rallied somewhat!
The xray showed that she is constipated to the hilt, but nothing else sinister could be seen, so the vet gave me a large bottle of lactulose. a 5 ml syringe and a hope that bowels would be moved very soon!
So medicine has been administered, and stool watch has started! Thank you everyone for asking just how the grumpy old Scottie has been doing. At the moment, she is curled up next to me on the couch, and still looks rather sorry for herself

Anyhow, I have just realised that I have effectively been turned into my mother!
Towards the end of her life my mother owned a somewhat bemused West Highland Terrier called Hamish. He put up with her irratic behaviour, chain smoking and temper tantrums and sometimes was led a bit of dog's life.
She never walked him...she never could be bothered...she just had one of those extra long extending lead things which she attached him to from the comfort of her front door. She would then reel him out down the drive and along the road so he could perform on the grass verges before pulling him back to the house as though she was landing a salmon!
Given the fact that she never physically walked him, my mother was strangely obsessed with the state of Hamish's bowels and would discuss them with all comers constantly, unfortunately it was always in the greatest of detail....not good in a nice social situation......today I have found myself worrying about Maddie's stools with a similar intensity.....no results as yet to report...but I am living in the hope of a steaming dollop very soon!!!!

Tonight I went to Theatre Clwyd to see a very intriguing and interesting Canadian film by Egon Egoyan. Adoration, is a complicated, multi layered study of a teenager's grief for his parents and his need to understand where he came from, yet themes of racism, fear of terrorism, and family demons complicate this affecting and thoughtful drama.
The film's premise is innovative.
A boy (Devon Bostick) with a troubled past is "encouraged " by his French teacher to secretly make up a story that his father was a terrorist that tried to blow up his wife and 400 passengers on board a transatlantic airliner. As the school and Internet get hold of his story, the whole fantasy suddenly becomes terribly real to all involved and specially complicates the lives of the teacher (Arsinée Khanjian) and the boy's guardian and uncle ( a nice performance by Scott Speedman), who had been drifting aimlessly along in his life


This is a clever movie,but it is not an easy ride as you need to concentrate on every theme and clue to actually work out what is going on ( the last scene finally gives you a clue after an hour and a half)

I gave it an 8.5 out of 10........It was great to see a cracking Canadian Movie for a change...

ps when I got home no bowel results to report!!!!

hey ho

22 comments:

  1. Here's hoping when Maddie does her business, that it is, well, a darned good healthy one!!
    Thanks for letting us know how she is and what the vet said.
    Will be awaiting to hear about her poo pile!

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  2. Steaming dollop ... hahaha ... shall we anticipate photos?
    It's very good to hear that that is the extent of the problem with Maddie. Hopefully she'll be able to give you enough of a warning to make it outside! :D

    "Great Canadian film" is usually considered an oxymoron ... speaking as a Canadian. :)
    You may be surprised to learn that most Canadian films get no showing in markets other than Toronto, Montreal or Vancouver.
    This one does sound very interesting but alas I'll probably never see it unless it makes it to the CBC in a few years.

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  3. I think we all become our parents, it's sad, I know. I seem to be a bad mix of the both of them.

    Poor Maddie, the indignity of it all! I hope it all comes out in the end!

    The movie sounds interesting, wonder if we will get to see it here?

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  4. I am glad to hear that Maddie is "only constipated". I think that is the permanent state of affairs with many female Scotties - I am always trying to get my Lilly to drink more water.

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  5. Hooray for steaming dollops! Hope she presents you with a whopper. Outside preferably. Very glad to hear the good news that it was nothing more serious.

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  6. Welll....you know how the sheep people are constantly photographing udders and naughty bits and comparing them on their blogs? Perhaps you could analyze steaming dollops of dog poopers? I'm glad Maddie is going to be OK! I hope ZAT DOKTOR didn't yell at you about that bone again...tee hee.

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  7. Maybe Maddie is getting performance anxiety or should I say poop-formance anxiety since so many folks are waiting for her to do her stinky business! I am glad that was all that was wrong with her.

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  8. we're glad you had her checked out. Good luck with the poop!

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  9. I've been thinking about Maddie today--Thanks for the update!! Having had many shifts as the "poop-police" in my life, I really do hope that it all works "itself" out in the end for your sweet girl! ;-)))

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  10. Oh, I'm so glad that Maddie will be fine soon. It's scary when things aren't right with our critter-kids.

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  11. We are really a sad bunch of folk, all hoping for Maddie to poop!!

    Gill in Canada

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  12. So glad Madie will be Ok ( no more bones for her ) Poor old Hamish ! What is it with old poeple & bowel talk - they become like children again !
    ( don't forget to pick up your award )

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  13. John - only you could combine film criticism and a bowel movements report.

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  14. why thank you Alex....mind you some films that are produced .....the two merge quite well

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  15. Quite! I've wanted to see ADORATION for ages and will catch up with it on DVD. I'm a big Egoyan fan (ever seen THE SWEET HEREAFTER?) but his last one, CHLOE, was (to continue the analogy) crap.

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  16. Okay you guys! Actually, I know what you mean about turning into ones parents. I am called Mary Flo (my Mom) quite often now....I take it as a compliment, mostly!?
    Haven't seen the movie yet John. I generally like Atom Egoyan's films.....so I'll look into it. Yeah, a movie for the wknd!

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  17. I am keeping my fingers crossed and sending warm pink thoughts Maddie's way! May you wake up to a large pile of poo...I never thought I'd say that.
    Oh, and you don't have to show us pictures. Personally I will take your word for it.

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  18. Oh my your post had me laughing so hard I almost had an asthma attack!! My husband expanded on your theme --- please be advised he had a nice bowl of bran cereal for b-fast so hopefully it will be productive for him as well!

    Don't we all become our mothers at some point?? I was about rolling out of my chair that I could not focus on the movie review. sorry xoxoxo

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  19. Oh and one more comment... my little white poodle, Jeter, was so stopped up that my vet trained me to express his anals... Never thought I would be able to add that skill to my resume! xoxo

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  20. And a picture of Baby Jane Hudson. What a great woman - and it really wasn't her fault!

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  21. This is one of his that I haven't seen. I will check it out!

    I think there are a lot of good Canadian films out there, but as Fitcetera says, they suffer from lack of distribution.

    I loved C.R.A.Z.Y, and Bon Cop/Bad Cop, and so many others...

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  22. Hello John, sorry that Maddie hasn't done her thing yet...poor girl has to be feeling miserable. Good to know there's another great Canadian film out there...it always makes us Canadian's proud when we hear that. Good luck with Maddie...shouldn't be long now! Have a wonderful weekend....Maura :)

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