When you know a pregnant woman, all that you see will be pregnant women everywhere you look. When you buy a new car...every other car on the road will be the very one that you have just bought.and when you are waiting for an old Scottish terrier to open her bowels...every poo you see will belong to every other animal BUT her.Bless..the old girl has been dosed up with aperients and at least has been drinking ok....but as yet...there is not a poo to be seen.
The goose house arrived this morning, without any instructions I must say ! But it looks robust and solid to house even the most buxom of ganders. It is one of the nicest birthday pressies Chris has bought me since he bought me Finlay
This afternoon I have planted out the sweetcorn and pumpkin bed. They do look rather weedy at the moment don't they?
Was just checking in to see if Maddie had done her business yet. Hmmm, not yet. Come on Maddie, do what you need to do!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLovely goose house. Early birthday gift?
May you soon find Maddie "Going Gently".
ReplyDelete"Without any instructions..."
ReplyDeleteYou DO make me laugh, sometimes.
PS. I won't be the best of ideas for you to do the obligatory (albeit slightly disturbing) "dogs in bed" thing this weekend.
Maddie might 'warm your bed', but perhaps not in the way you'd prefer.
Nx
WEll she ain't gonna go with you watching for sure !!!
ReplyDeleteBless her - hope she starts to feel better. You could write the Poo Chronicals !
Yes-quit watching her!!! Haven't you heard the old saying "A watched dog never poos?" ...or wait, was it a "Watched pot never boils...?"-same thing.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
OK you guys....here you go again. Maddie won't be doing anything while you're watching, surely!
ReplyDeleteHey, nice looking goose house.....lucky critters.
Well, it seems Polly got my one liner! Poor Maddie, take her for a nice long walk, look for other poo piles, let her sniff and continue on the walk. I am not talking saunter, here, a good brisk walk, get that crap moving!
ReplyDeleteNo instructions? Can you email the company? They may think you're daft, but, who knows with something like that? (I'm on your side here, John) I put that little kitchen cart together and without instructions, it would be in the garbage, such a screwy way to design something! I do all the put together projects (I like to) and most you don't need instructions. Maybe do a "dry fit" first???
I hope the rest of your evening goes well!
Can't believe I said crap, I mean poo.
ReplyDeleteHope there is poo news soon. No instructions... well, not that I read them, but It is always nice to know where to start. Great present! It will be fun to watch the corn and pumpkins grow.
ReplyDeletethanks everyone
ReplyDeleteNige! naughty
I only complained about the instructions cos there are several pieces of timber I am not sure where and what they are!!!
And here I thought that only us horse owners knew the joy of waiting for our critters to poo. Best wishes for a nice big stinky pile very soon.
ReplyDeletePoor Maddie, hope she goes soon.
ReplyDeleteNice goose house, did it come with screws and washers and things because I always find there are always a couple left over at the end and your always wondering where those bits went and will it fall down without them.
xx
I put up a poo blog in honor of Maddie! tee hee hee I don't know if so many goats....and...er...people were thinking about poo all at the same time thanks to you, John!
ReplyDeleteNo Poo?? poo hoo......Nice goose house and start to a wonderful garden!
ReplyDeleteOH The poor girl..her little tummy must be so uncomfortable! Good luck with that. LOVE your goose house...looks cute and as you say..very sturdy. John you asked how old our Buff Orpingtons are...they're about 9 1/2 weeks old. They're a pretty bird aren't they. Well...I hope all goes well in the poo department for tomorrow. I'll be checking in to see what's up. Take care....Maura:)
ReplyDelete...o John, when the offending lump finally appears...are we to be treated to a photo ?
ReplyDeleteBTW I don't like shopping either but I can do coafee cake mooch & natter - I can natter for England !
I met up with me dear friend Griffin - Snapper & the Griffin- in Lonon - we hadn't seen each other since Primary school - we nattered all day & then he told me I was crap at shopping ! Well I never said I was good at it