I am too old for all this

I am too old to cope with a ward night out.! I know I am a bit of a snob....but you know what? I don't bloody care..........I am too long in the tooth to put up with bad service, crap food and a clientele dragged up from tv's shameless........

However I was glad I could have gone to Mel's and Shelley's leaving do. Me, Hazel and the good natured Marie, did distance ourselves from the general banal banter........but you couldn't get away from the fact that the plough was a village pub with a local redneck clientele......

sometimes I do miss Sheffield.....