It's cold today
I am late for cleaning the church
I don't want to leave my warm armchair next to the fire
Not much report today
Except a lesbian joke c/o Bunty
Who bellowed it down the phone to me yesterday morning
" did you read in yesterday's Daily Mail about a famous American lesbian actress
Who slept with 13 women in one night?
At her autopsy it was discovered she had died of a crack overdose!"