Twinkly Light Therapy


 I need a bit of Christmas cheer today. Extra shift this week on intensive care took me to bed exhausted this morning and I've just cooked a chicken dinner for Chris when he returned from Church only to be reminded that he and the congregation have gone off to the Crown Pub for their yearly Christmas lunch.
So it's curried chicken for supper me thinks
I think I will start to decorate the cottage this afternoon
Twinkly light therapy......that's the answer to the night shift blues
I may even take my  yearly New York snow globe photo amid the fairy lights


The last couple of years....the photos have turned out very well.

Lunch?

I'm such a slovenly old git
In between jobs
I popped in to the macdonald's drive in
And bought a small fries and a cheeseburger
( I didn't eat breakfast...just coffee!)
That was at 11.50 am
After that I bought coal
Collected animal feed
Bought petrol
Walked the dogs
Called in to see my great niece who had designed some stationary for chris 
And completed the week's shop in tesco's
Only then did the overly cheerful checkout girl 
Point out that a macdonald's chip 
was firmly stuck on the front of my scarf
( complete with ketchup)

No Place Like Gnome

This arrived in the post today
An early Christmas pressie from an Australian buddy!
A  zombie garden gnome
I've seen everything


Hey ho

Sometimes.......


.....we all need a fat arse upon which we can rest our weary head

The Unwanted


Yesterday two perfectly sound warrens, left their new hen house in the Ukrainian village to run the gauntlet of the other hens. Their previous owner had an overwhelming rat  problem and confided to a work colleague that the hens were to be culled when he got home. Luckily the colleague knows me, so took it on herself  to bring them around
She knew I would take them in.
This morning a third warren arrived, the last garden pet of one of the village school kids.She arrived inside an old bread bin.
The usual platitudes were rolled out.
I've heard them all.........and I've smiled an understanding smile at each one....for what's the point of showing you're narked?

" it's cruel to keep just one at home"
" She's well loved...but...... "
" we thought you might like ....?"
" They're good hens..."
Ŷadder, yadder, yadder

I've just worked out just how many unwanted animals live at Bwthyn y llan. The list is sobering.
22 assorted hens, two cockerels, four ducks,1 gander and 1 Canada goose.
add to the mix a rescue black cat with huge golden eyes and a bulldog who was well loved but who was " let go" to have a better life and we are talking nearly 30 souls.
30 unwanted living things, many of whom were discarded without a second thought

The warren in the bread bin is now sat quietly in a spare hen house. In the great scheme of things, it's only a little life, I know that.
Unwanted stuff, should be old clothes, magazines, broken crockery ....junk
The unwanted shouldn't be animals.
Animals that rely on someone to care for them.

My OCD is improving

It's December 3rd
And I haven't written my Christmas Cards yet
What do you think of my design?

Titter ye not!

I wanted something amusing to happen today.
Something that would have made me chuckle.
At dawn there were a dozen or so escapee sheep in the back and front garden
That didn't make me laugh
Indeed
I stuck my head back under the duvet , so I didn't have to be the one
to start rounding the stupid buggers up

I cleaned out the hen houses
That didn't make me laugh

I went to the post office and stood in the queue for 23 minutes
That didn't make me laugh either.

I've cleaned windows,
Polished the furniture,
given Phyllis Diller the last of her antibiotics,
bleached the toilet and the kitchen floor,
and 
Not even a smile!

So it was with a sigh
I saw this
It did make me titter!











Flouncing For Wales


Sometimes the only way to go is to indulge yourself in a flounce
The ward sister at work asked me to do one too many things at 6 am on a bloody awful night shift
And I threw myself rather energetically into a flounce that would have 
gotten the thumbs up from Scarlett O'Hara
I was in such an uncharacteristically bad mood
I could have quite easily bitch slapped a nun
I blame it all on this cold, which is kind of lingering
Anyhow

I fell asleep in the chair when I got home 
Watched over by one very anxious face
And
The only people I have seen today is my sister who called off to off me a new hen house
And a collegue from work who wanted to rehome 2 hens 
which he had placed in an oversized sharps box
After they had gone 
I took myself upstairs and flounced on the bed
" fiddle de dee"