I'm such a slovenly old git
In between jobs
I popped in to the macdonald's drive in
And bought a small fries and a cheeseburger
( I didn't eat breakfast...just coffee!)
( I didn't eat breakfast...just coffee!)
That was at 11.50 am
After that I bought coal
Collected animal feed
Bought petrol
Walked the dogs
Called in to see my great niece who had designed some stationary for chris
And completed the week's shop in tesco's
Only then did the overly cheerful checkout girl
Point out that a macdonald's chip
was firmly stuck on the front of my scarf
( complete with ketchup)
I thought the punchline was going to be that you didn't wash your hands all day. Nursing teaches good habits re. personal hygiene.
ReplyDeleteNot always yp
Deletebwhahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteHopefully, the MacD's in Wales is healthier than the one in the US!
ReplyDeleteIt was only a small one and George and william shared my fries
DeleteHahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteHence her being overly cheerful...
ReplyDelete(Spotted a photo and it made me think of Lady Winifred, also, are you accepting donations for the next Garden Club 'do' this far ahead?)
Of course!
DeleteWe are doing the on line novelty veg competition again x
Sounds good, but I also have a couple of handmade gift tags with flowers (appropriate, no?) that I thought might be good for your auction as well. They were made by a lady who has been selected to create ornaments for the White House Xmas tree more than once. My email is on my blog if you want to shoot me a snail mail addy to send them to.
DeleteAh well. At least your skirt wasn't tucked up in your knickers in back.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be too sure about that.
DeleteYou complete and utter slag.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the problem of wearing a few snacks now and then...
ReplyDeleteOh, that made me laugh! And, I really needed it. Thanks, John!
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Did you eat it?
ReplyDeleteI would have eaten it, did you ?
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love the picture of Meg and Winnie, such a lovely cushion to lay one's head :)
~Jo
Oh JOhn, I love your stories. I went to the bank machine once and in the mirror/refection I could see my shirt was on backwards. And of course there were people behind me. I also once went out and a pair on knickers had clung inside my jeans and they came out at my pant leg in a shop. I quickly grabbed them and put them under my coat and my mother thought I stole something.
ReplyDeleteAccessorizing!
ReplyDeleteBetter than a chip on your shoulder.
ReplyDeleteJane x
Can't write...still giggling.
ReplyDeleteIt happens to all of us !
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip
You had a left-over to enjoy when you needed it.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janike
Oh crap what a feeling ... I'm surprised one of the furry ones didn't notice it though and alert you!
ReplyDeleteThat's what I thought right away, those dogs missed that fry, they should be embarrassed.
ReplyDeleteDid you eat it?
ReplyDeleteWell, at least it wasn't stuck in your teeth.
ReplyDeleteJust what I was thinking.
DeleteI do hope that it colour-coordinated with your other wear..
ReplyDeleteSomebody is in charge of dressing you on the wedding day aren't they? just sayin'........x
ReplyDeleteMy husband would just say he was saving it for later!
ReplyDeleteOr as a Londoner would say, keeping it for Ron. (Later on).
ReplyDeleteJean
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Are you sure you're not a Welsh Wizard,? you always seem to know the mornings I need cheering up. I have a friend who is a checkout lady; after hearing some of her tales a chip on your scarf is nothing to worry about.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you worrying about a chip? It could have been much worse. It could been a cheeseburger for goodness sake!
ReplyDeleteYou should have had her take a picture so you could share her joy.
ReplyDeleteOther were either a) too polite, or b) thought it was a badge or something.
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, your day's tasks read like a poem.
Shoulda gone to Specsavers! Have a great weekend.xxx
ReplyDeleteYou could have replied, "Oh, I was saving that for later."
ReplyDeleteI am surprised the dogs didn't find it before then.
Love it.
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteCaught up with you, hear you on the unwanted animals, can't get over the wails out here "I can't afford to get them spayed/neutered. so yeah now the entire village is stuck with the problem of unwanted puppies and kittens.
ReplyDeleteAs to lunch, lawdy, yeah, can relate to showing off the ingredients of mine. A full time minder has been suggested just to wipe me down.
XO
WWW
Can't 'take you anywhere' John! lol
ReplyDeleteMust be a real treat to be so oblivious.
Did you eat it?
ReplyDeleteWell did you eat it ????!
ReplyDeleteIf you're already spilling chips and ketchup at your tender age, you'll be an absolute nightmare by the time you're in the old people's home. You'll eat half your food and the other half will be all over the dining room.
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