A Six Month Review

Sunbathing and asleep, Winifred in the garden a day ago

When he took one look at those big bloodshed eyes last autumn, Chris shook his head very slowly and said in his best exasperated Lord Grantham voice " If she blots her copy book within six months ..she's out!"
Well it's now six months later, and of course, she's not out!
She wouldn't ever be out,even  if she had turned out to be the bulldog version of Hannibal Lecter
That's the rule of rescue dogs
Once their feet are under the table
They are there to stay.
Like all of our re homed bulldogs, Winifred has blossomed in her new home.
Last week, I thought she had wandered off through the open garden gate and after several minutes of running around , I eventually found her sat hopefully in the back of the berlingo waiting for an extra car ride. Car journeys, walking amongst the pack and exploring the field with a lurid red plastic ball in her mouth are now highlights of her new country existence 
Now  although Chris remains vociferous in his " dislike" of everything bulldog, I do think that Winifred has melted one small tiny cold corner of his heart over the months.
Every night she will wander up to his place on the sofa, and will offer her big fat lips up to him for a kiss and every night he will give her a brief throwaway reply of " get lost fatty"
But I always catch him giving the old gal a brief pat on the head or a quick rub of the arse
Bosom friends they'll never be
But she's thawing the academic slowly and surely
....with her big goo goo eyes and her massive  lion sized heart


The Tower

Travelling by train ( or more precisely travelling in four trains) yesterday, can be a bit of a chore, but at 51 , I have finally worked out how to download movies onto my iPad, and now can indulge myself with  a bit of mindless cinematic fun to keep my mind off the great British unwashed.
Yesterday I sat through two hours of Korean disaster movie.
The Tower is a shameless rip off of ever Irwin Allen disaster flick of the 1970s. It is almost a remake of The Towering Inferno, with elements of The Poseidon Adventure , Earthquake, Backdraft and rather tastelessly 9/11 thrown in for good measure.
The production looks amazing, to be sure, and why wouldn't it ?.....(South Korea has a habit of bunging shed loads of dollars into its epics) but it despite its Hollywood roots The Tower remains reassuringly Korean in its make up as:-

  • All of the male characters scream  VERY VERY LOUDLY and cry at a drop of a hat
  • There is always one googled eyed screaming comic character to " lighten" the drama
  • Many of the characters refer to each other quite formally as " Mr" or " Mrs"
  • Everything is done at breakneck speed.
It's all bleeding rubbish. But it was polished bleeding rubbish........and perhaps because it was an emotional day all round yesterday,I found  the scene where a dejected cleaning lady Jeon Guk-jyang  gazes up in the night sky at the artificial snow produced for the opening ceremony dreadfully moving.

The only problem with watching a movie on your iPad in a packed train, is that when you laugh, you look like a loon!
I couldnt help guffawing at the moment when at the assembled party at the top of the soon to be destroyed skyscraper, all of the dinner suited guests raised their glasses to sing out a collective  cry of
" MERRY CHRISTMAS"
Possibly the hardest phrase for a set of Korean actors to shout in English!

Hey ho
Working tonight...have a good weekend 

Gentleman Jim.



It was lovely to see my friends last night. It's been a year since we all met up, but like true, good old friends, we bounded back into old conversations and old ways of behaving, even before the first sip of expensive beer passed our lips.
All three chums were on good form and all three thought it slightly odd that I was going to my Uncle's funeral today. An uncle I hadn't see since 1989.
Last night, I couldn't really answer their question.
This afternoon , I still can't articulate just why I wanted to attend
But, after four train journeys and a gut wrenching experience in a speeding Rotherham taxi, I sat thinking about that very thing in the grounds of  a beautifully sunny and peaceful Northern town crematorium and I came up with the simple notion that it was just the right thing to do 
The service and my brief reunion with my aunt and cousin was more emotional than I expected and  the Asian taxi driver who dropped me off then collected me up afterwards picked up on the fact when he was shooting through East Herringthorpe at fifty miles an hour!
" You not going to the pub?" He asked,
" no I don't need to go, I just wanted to pay my respects for old time's sake at the service" I told him honestly
Old time's sake.
My Grandmother, Jim's beloved mother, would have said that .




Ta Muchly

I won't blog again until Friday
Off to my Uncle's funeral in Rotherham tomorrow
Thanks to villagers,...... the affable despot Jason and Trelawnyd Val for looking after the dogs on Friday before I get home
It's much appreciated
Thank you
Look on kitchen table


Twanging Of The Underpants

Well Springtime is here!
It's not the weak sunshine that has heralded the season.
It's not the clumps of miniature daffs in the corner of the garden either
No, it's something ,  just a little more sexually malevolent
that has raised its  phallic head when I was bent over the chicken feed bowls this morning

Yes, Bingley's hormones are back!


Now even when he's twanging the elastic band on a guy's underpants
( one of his favourite stalking pastimes)
He remains ever the gentleman.,....and never pulls too hard

But there IS a noticeable insistence in his stalking behaviour which is characterised 
by constant heaving breathing and predisposition to  24 hour frotting

Like a guy rubbing himself on you on the London Tube
It's all rather unsavoury 

To protect the general public
this warning sign has been dusted off for the summer
Health & safety has even reached a small field in North Wales
I was going to end this post with a quick shot of Albert looking a little brighter
but you will have to settle with one of George looking like a 
little statesman,
Albert was last seen ambling towards next door's bird table
with a determined look upon his face





Out & About

Albert is under the weather today and has taken himself off to bed as poorly cats do.
He was vomiting in the night
Our sleep was interrupted by noisy waterfilled retching
And by hysterical dogs running amok 
Dogs love poking their noses into cat puke
It's a delightful habit
This afternoon , I took the dogs out to get get Albert some chicken 
It has been a lovely spring day
So we spent a little time out and about
The dogs sharing a few of the  chicken bits
as we made a quick circular drive a mile or two around Trelawnyd
The North Wales coast



Gop Hill from the North West, Trelawnyd is on the other side

The tiny Norman Church in the neighbouring village of Llanasa


Poor Albert, peaceful in a dog free bedroom

Is it bad form?

I am going to my  Uncle's funeral on Friday. It's will be held  in Rotherham in South Yorkshire, so I am going over to Sheffield on Thursday night . There's method in my madness, cos I am meeting up with my three best friends, camp John, straight Mike and sweetie Jane on Thursday night for a love fest in Sheffield's all bar one
Is that wrong?
It doesn't feel wrong
But IS it?