one blog that I follow discussed Cats writing blogs...I just wondered what a blog could read like if Winnie penned it?
So here goes ......
Fat daddy woke me up at an ungodly hour this morning to go out for a pee.
So here goes ......
Fat daddy woke me up at an ungodly hour this morning to go out for a pee.
I keep glaring at him every day but he doesnt get the message
I CAN SLEEP 14 HOURS WITHOUT NEEDING A PISS!
The other dogs bounce around like bloody lunatics, I just can't wait to get back to bed.
Grumpy Dad was already making his morning food when we got back in , so we left him quick sticks and climbed into bed with fat dad.
Fat dad is like me, he hates mornings!
It's late in the day when fat dad calls me. I pretend to be asleep, but he knows me too well and so I get up and fart. He farts too and often blames me.
Today I hear him talking to someone.
THERE IS WORKMEN IN THE HOUSE!!!!!
I run down stairs and get all unnecessary as two gorgeous men in OVERALLS are in the garden.
They have come just to see me!
I kiss them both on the lips! Then have to have an immediate botty rub on the garden steps
Fat dad shakes his head! He hates me botty rubbing
Funny, Grumpy Dad always laughs when I rub my botty on his slippers!
I love his slippers!
We then go for a walk around the village. George gets on my tits as he is too slow. William keeps walking into things and Mary gets excited if she sees a bleeding pigeon flying past.
I'm surrounded by idiots!
I wish I could walk with Albert, he has a few brain cells about him and he loves me.
Fat Dad keeps stopping to talking to people.
It's so boring.
He thinks he's popular!
Finally we get home and IT's FOOD TIME!"
Thank god!
A tin of horse with bacon flavoured biscuits! Bloody lovely
I rub my botty on the back door for a bit as William has a poo against the fridge
He's getting old and is such a let down!
Anyhow Fat dad, gets all hot and sweaty and looks very ill as he plays with a lot of stones in the garden, so I have a small nap in the sun.
It's been a busy day all told.