Poo in the Shower

 

Bun managed to poo down the shower drain overnight.
I had uncovered it to clean yesterday and in darkness she took the opportunity to fill it nicely
With Mary’s two carpet puddles in the wee small hours 
That was three big clean ups before my first coffee
It’s like living in an old peoples home ! 
Thank fuck I’ve bought a new carpet cleaner

My new tv arrived today too
It’s my smallest to date 

Too small a target for Weaver to piss on when she returns. 
I watched Ben Hur on it this afternoon and I bloody enjoyed the Chariot Race!

8 comments:

  1. Well... shit happens... or happened 💩 It's the smallest TV I've seen in my life. What a time to be alive! xx

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    1. lol …I know it’s small even in my view

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  2. Well, I guess poo in the shower is easier to clean than poo on the carpet? That TV is about the size of our first one, in the 1970's. Black and white, cost 50 quid and we had to get my Dad to act as guarantor for the hire purchase. Bloody good little telly it was, too. xx

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  3. Cats is funny critters!

    You should give a thought to a wall mounted TV.

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  4. Well my TV is huge in comparison.... but i can see why you might especially in the small cottage... and to me anymore theres really not much to watch... except for old reruns... the industry has really gone downhill... Hugs! deb

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  5. You know what they say-"Small T V, Big Brain"...
    Ben Hur in miniature would be cute I reckon. Tiny chariots, tiny horses, tiny big men. "Poo in the shower" certainly got my attention- clever kitty!

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  6. I wish animals in my house would figure out that leaving a deposit in the shower is a good idea since very hot water dissolves that material. I finally got Princess completely trained and now Alice has joined us and decided to make a corner of the living room rug into a bathroom.

    Love,
    Janie

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  7. Billy (my Border Collie) would occasionally pee and poo in the sitting room over night. Now I've blocked it off, and he is restricted to the kitchen. Since doing so he hasn't disgraced himself once. I expect it's the idea of pooing in the same room as where he sleeps that stops him.

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