The lisping choir does Aida, rather well as it happens .
I liked it.
I’ve just got home after another very busy day, and Mary thoughtfully licked my swollen feet as Bun then Weaver walked into the living room, as I was sipping my emergency gin and tonic.
They walked in like Kevin & Perry
I’m sure Weaver stuck two claws up at me!
She made a show of ignoring me too,
I’d love to know where she’s been the past four days.
I once had a cat called Betty who was shy and standoffish too, who also disappeared from my home in Sheffield .
She left for three months
Weaver ate her tea , then jumped onto my desk and knocked an early Victorian flat back greyhound onto the floor on purpose before stalking out of the open window .
It’s like she’s doing me a favour at returning I thought
Don’t bother coming home ! I half heartedly called after her ( not really meaning it)
But she didn’t look back once at the call as she stalked out over the fields to the south of Trelawnyd
With obviously a place to go
Well, she obviously feels secure in her/your home. Secure enough to show you what she thinks!
ReplyDeleteGlory be and happy dancing! Weaver is/was home again. Not MIA, just asserting her right to roam as a cat!
ReplyDeleteRelieved hugs!
That little stinker! She sure has YOUR number. That wanderlust is not apt to change so you should adjust to being her "Monday date". just learned that term from daughter -if you don't know, it describes a person who will ask you for a date on a weekday because you are not special enough for them to pop the big bucks to take you out on a Saturday special date. So Weaver will decide to come home when there is no place better to be.
ReplyDeleteLOL, You were all sad and sentimental and worried--then Reality aka Nasty Cat Weaver returned. She is who she is. Cranky, unloving, destroying. It's like I felt when my ex DH would come ''home'' for summer beach weekends [pray for rain''] Uninvited, unwelcome--but I was too polite to kick him back to the curb.
ReplyDeleteWas the flat back porcelain? Maybe put away cherished fragile items til she leaves for good?
DeleteWeaver has a theme song: 'booooooorn freeeeee as free as the wind blows, as free as the graaaaass grows...
ReplyDeleteThat cat is just getting you yearned. That's all. Your job is to feed her and then get out of her way.
Maybe they should have been called Kevin and Perry; it's not too late! Even the names make me smile.
ReplyDeleteAll -round relief for for us re Weaver, but what a cheek! If only she knew - but there again I suppose even if she DID know what we've been through she wouldn't give a hoot! But thank heavens! :-)
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