My relationship with avocado is a complicated one
It’s sloppy and covers shirt fronts with quite some ease, even when you are acting on best behaviour .
My German Friend has only shared a meal with me three times now
Each time , I have experienced some food detritus issues.
I shared with him the moment I thought I had clicked with a professional gay guy at Chester’s Jaunty Goat a few years back. Me and him swapping smiles , when my smile centred around his trim beard ….his smile underlining the irony of a skunk sized avocado slime trail down my front.
Why don’t you just wear a serviette ? Was the German’s simple reply
I’m dozing in front of the fire and Roger is gently licking the front of my pullover
Tomato sauce with chilli and garlic
After 3 shared meals, all of which have involved food adorning your front, he's still there for you. That says something! If you're like me, food will find the 1 square centimetre that isn't covered by a serviette anyway. And why is it always something that leaves a stain that nothing shifts? And as a by the by, avocado is disgusting! Tastes like soap to me. Maybe that's just me! xx
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Lee
Oh, you’d be in trouble with me. I’ve watched SG used a spoon to enjoy what falls on his shirt. Aaaaaaaaaak!
ReplyDeleteJohn, you sound better! I’m glad! Take care of yourself. I hope you have a relaxing weekend. A bit of detritus on your front is ok. No worries because Roger will take care of it.
ReplyDeleteSending love and peace, Carol in Atlanta
Isn't it too cold to eat avocado?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be nice if Roger could put StainStick on your shirt as he licked it?
Good idea from your German friend but then Roger would be sad.
Hugs!
Oh John! You certainly make an unforgettable first impression. And second. And third.
ReplyDeleteI take it, your German friend is still in the mix. Good to know a few spills are of no concern. Things are looking good.
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