My relationship with avocado is a complicated one
It’s sloppy and covers shirt fronts with quite some ease, even when you are acting on best behaviour .
My German Friend has only shared a meal with me three times now
Each time , I have experienced some food detritus issues.
I shared with him the moment I thought I had clicked with a professional gay guy at Chester’s Jaunty Goat a few years back. Me and him swapping smiles , when my smile centred around his trim beard ….his smile underlining the irony of a skunk sized avocado slime trail down my front.
Why don’t you just wear a serviette ? Was the German’s simple reply
I’m dozing in front of the fire and Roger is gently licking the front of my pullover
Tomato sauce with chilli and garlic
After 3 shared meals, all of which have involved food adorning your front, he's still there for you. That says something! If you're like me, food will find the 1 square centimetre that isn't covered by a serviette anyway. And why is it always something that leaves a stain that nothing shifts? And as a by the by, avocado is disgusting! Tastes like soap to me. Maybe that's just me! xx
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Lee
Oh, you’d be in trouble with me. I’ve watched SG used a spoon to enjoy what falls on his shirt. Aaaaaaaaaak!
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