Time

The latest from the lisping choir
I think it’s their most beautiful piece and that note at the end,sublime 

Affable Despot Jason has volunteered to join in with the village theatrical review. He loves the thespian lifestyle me thinks.
His eldest is going to University soon
How does the time go? I feels only yesterday that I would babysit them after school
Two preteen girls who loved to cook zombie cookies, back comb William and brush Winnie’s teeth with my toothbrush
This post reminds me so much of those days
“Children notice everything”

We had just bathed and towel dried Mary and placed her back into her crate when Eve noticed a big blob of curry sauce on the oven glove which was looped over the oven door handle .
" Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhh! " she called out rather theatrically " Wot's that?"
I made a show of sniffing the brown lump and told both girls that I thought it " smelt of poo"
Suddenly I had both girl's rapt attention
I poked the lump with my finger and lifted it to my nose
" yes it's poo!" I announced and as the girls looked on with surprised frowns
I popped my finger into my mouth
Screaming filled the kitchen.

Late in life , I have learnt the lesson that children love and need silliness.
And the " smuttier" and " dirtier" the silly activity...the happier they become.
Unfortunately I don' t recall my parents ever being silly.
When I picked the girls up from school yesterday afternoon, Eve asked if we could " smash the apples again" ....as " it was fun" We had picked apples from the orchard and had jumped on the soft apples with our shoes so that the geese could feed on the bits the last time they came around after school.

Last night , when affable despot Jason arrived to pick his girls up , he was faced with suddenly dipped curried digits and shouts of "Dad! I have poo on my finger" , and like all experienced parents he smiled a patient smile .
I covered the fingerholes before I replaced the curry in the oven.

62 comments:

  1. Oh, yes. Poo, bottoms, willies, are hilarious when you're little.
    Silliness never goes out of fashion, no matter your age. We could all learn a lesson from children on that score. What a great proxy uncle you were and still are. The girls are lucky to have you in their life. xx

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  2. Lovely to see children grow...but keep the silly and fun.

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  3. They must absolutely love coming to your place. What a special part you’ve played in their lives. Lucky girls. I wish I’d had someone like you in my life as a youngster, instead of frigid constantly fault-finding nuns!

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    1. I think I got the best deal Virginia , they taught me so much

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  4. Anonymous7:56 am

    I asked was it funny haha or funny peculiar. My grandsons ask if it is going to be willy butt funny. In my childhood it was never willy butt funny if adults were nearby.
    weavinfool

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    1. I had a generally sad upbringing but the jollity came from my grandmother who loved silliness

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  5. There was a decent sized Easter egg sitting on our bench. I began to sing Humpty Dumpty, and at 'had a great fall', I pushed the egg off the bench onto the floor whereby it smashed. My 7? year old niece was very amused and my sister said to her daughter, 'See, your grumpy uncle can be funny'.

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  6. Brushing Winnie's teeth with your toothbrush??? Urgh....

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  7. Oh John, I loved this so much. No one in our family was silly, or conspiratorial with us girls. When I am with children, I love to find out who they are, what they like, what they think and feel by asking them all sorts of silly questions. The look on their faces is precious.

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  8. What a wonderful and hilarious memory!

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    1. I bet you had many from the dowerger

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  9. Anonymous12:02 pm

    Thanks for the laugh today, John. I watched The Thursday Murder Club yesterday on Netflix and did enjoy it. I may have to watch it again as I missed some of the dialogue when they talked quietly. I think I also drifted off at some point. Lol. Gigi

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  10. Jackie12:13 pm

    My Mother in law was like that and everyone loved her!

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  11. My dad was very silly with us even though it probably drove my mom mad (sometimes), so I was always silly with my kids. Heck just last night I was teaching my four year old grandson to do the Time Warp Dance from the Rocky Horror Show. He was crying when he left as he wanted to stay with Nanny, so I guess I'm doing something right!

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    1. Silly means warmth and fun and I had my grandmother not my parents who provided me with this x

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  12. I still love silliness. I've seen something similar on social media lately, someone in the toilet asking for toilet paper. The person dips their fingers in chocolate pudding before reaching through the door for the toilet paper, and then touching the other person and leaving pudding on them. It's gross and childish, and I love it.

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  13. Hmm, is I can't remember the last time I was silly, it has been too long.

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  14. I am SO silly with my grandchildren. They probably think I am simply insane. I didn't get enough silliness in my childhood and love having it with them, though.
    I can't believe those little girls have grown enough to be in college.

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    1. I can tell this by your lovely posts x

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  15. Silly is important! Seriously!

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  16. Yes, my grandsons were just talking on Friday about the books they get from the library - "Captain Underpants" by Dav Pilkey is filled with lots of the silliness they love. I'm just glad they are reading!

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  17. Ha! They'll probably remember that forever. Kids are always fascinated by poo and bodily functions.

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  18. Barbara Anne3:08 pm

    Oh, what a perfectly wonderful post and well done in your long ago spontaneous silliness about the curry sauce!!
    Our sons loved Dr. Seuss and a delightful book titled "What Was THAT?" among many other books.
    This is surely one for your book. Oh, yes!!

    Hugs!

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    1. Forgot to say the Lisping Choir has outdone themselves with this glorious song and its harmonies. Ta!

      Hugs!

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    2. It was a particularly beautiful rendition babs

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  19. The girls will always have fond memories of time spent with you. You are their Uncle John.

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    1. I hope they remember me with fondness

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  20. Not necessarily the parents , just someone to be silly with them.... and you fit the bill perfectly!! :) Hugs! deb

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    1. I had so much fun with those two girls

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  21. Jason Randa
    The girls used to absolutely love coming down to yours after school , dinosaur eggs and bread & butter pudding ( something I’d never tasted to that point and I finished the whole thing off ) … I remember coming to pick them up and all I could hear was them laughing 🀣 thst was the best advert for your child care talents anyone could ever wish for 😊 you’re a damn good man John Gray ….anyway, off to locate my copy of Sir John Gielgud ‘tips for the am-dram tits’

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  22. Damselfly4:36 pm

    Such a heartwarming story. πŸ₯°
    And thanks for sharing the message from Jason... you are indeed "a damn good man"!

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    1. His pragmatic wife left a comment below xx

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  23. When I was a kid my parents belonged to an informal group of friends who met once a month for dinner, drinks, and games. One game (similar to "Pin the tail on the donkey" called "Who goosed the moose?") required a participant to be led blindfolded onto the patio with their forefinger outstretched. Only those who'd already played could be present in the room. After some groping around their finger was plunged into a jar of cold cream as someone blasts a horn to resemble a startled moose. Hilarity ensued. Hey, it was the 1950s.

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    1. I loved this innocent and not soinnocent fun

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    2. I remember my mother telling me one of the men (while still blindfolded) slowly put his finger up to his nose and sniffed it, much like you did with the curry. More laughter all around.

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  24. Anonymous9:43 pm

    Who goosed the moose story made me pee my pants laughing. My friends second hand cat came with the name Willie whitch she kept because of his age and it cracks me up everytime she says come here Willie. Gigi

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  25. Ah, you're teaching the young 'uns bad habits, aren't you John? (that they'll enjoy and laugh about for years)

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  26. You are the man!

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  27. I am glad my father was silly, and all his children still like to be so especially when we get together.

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    1. You are lucky my man, but you know that

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  28. Ha Ha Ha! I love this post!

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    1. A nice memory , and good luck to eve in her university career

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  29. The girls must have absolutely loved those times!

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    1. Their mum also commented on my Facebook page this
      Claire Randa
      The girls loved spending time at your house with all of the activities and animals. Especially smashing apples 🍎 🍏 in their smart school shoes!!! Happy days - we were always appreciative of your child care xxx

      John here…whoops the shoes!

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  30. Oh gosh, how can those little girls be so grown up already. I remember these stories well, you make a great uncle to them. I bet they have all these happy memories safely stored away.

    I get my silly sense of fun from my Dad and luckily Alan shares it so we have some real laughs together.

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    1. It’s nice you, as a couple laugh together

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