Stiffy

 I have been counselling clients for much of the day 
But went into my surgery to see the practice nurse about my feet first thing. 
She was happy about them but stated I would be going for “ a proper” check soon as well as a routine eye exam.
She’s a jolly-hockey sticks character who also brightly asked
Any Trouble with the old erections?”
“I might have trouble right now “ I replied honestly
Hey ho

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  1. As my old nan would have exclaimed "ooh you are a caution, our John" 😄

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  2. How kind to ask.

    Will Jay

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    1. I guess impotency IS a common side effect of diabetes

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  3. Anonymous7:27 pm

    Rather rude of her to say ‘old’ but your response made me smile, thanks John. Jan in Castle Gresley

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    1. I found it rather workmanlike rather than rude and we both laughed about it

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    2. Anonymous7:47 pm

      You need to laugh more and that is a direct order!! Jan

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  4. Good job I'd put my cuppa down before I read that, John, otherwise I'd have snorted my drink everywhere! xx

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  5. Maybe she studied at St Trinian's.

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  6. Anonymous8:13 pm

    Brilliant response. Made me chuckle.
    Ju x

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  7. Oh, I never guessed from the post title that you would get asked a question about that! :o

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    1. Anonymous9:02 pm

      Bloody Jesus !
      Did you laugh?

      Lee

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    2. lol yes we both laughed Lee

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  8. Yorkshire Liz9:22 pm

    The question has to be an unintentional compliment. That you've still "got it" and will be having and expecting erections as a normal part of your life. An ego boost if with the potential to be an embarrassing one. (I hope you weren't. Embarrassed, that is!) Well dealt with, John!

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    1. We laughed and as a nurse who always took the lead exploring sexual dysfunction with patients in spinal injuries, I applauded her

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    2. Anonymous9:54 pm

      This made me chuckle John
      I had a prostate check and my primary doctor asked me the same question , I was flabagasted

      Keith

      Xx

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  9. Anonymous9:52 pm

    New or latest might have been a better phrase

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  10. Perfect reply, John dear! Thanks ever so much the giggle this afternoon. Much needed & much appreciated!

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  11. Somewhat TMI but I truly commend your openness in mentioning and discussing such issues. And...most men could NOT manage to laugh.

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  12. Barbara Anne12:14 am

    You never know what questions you'll be asked by a doctor when you're the humble patient. Good of you to reply so brilliantly!

    Hugs!

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  13. You could have asked her to lend you a hand.

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  14. How funny! That nurse is thorough. She wanted to make sure all the bits were in working order.

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  15. Anonymous4:51 am

    First time commenting. Your reply had me truly laughing in a long time. Thank you!
    Linda from Raleigh, NC

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  16. Anonymous12:33 pm

    I had no idea one has to have erections to be a counsellor. I wonder what other jobs require this as well. What a strange world we live in !

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  17. You are not dead yet! During my medical adventure ten years ago, I was transferred to a different hospital in the middle of the night. The nurse taking the medical history, at 2 AM asked "sexually active?" I responded "that is a new question!" He said, "we usually just mark yes, but now I know you are alert."

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  18. I love that nurse.

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  19. Ha! I always appreciate a direct question.

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