Stiffy

 I have been counselling clients for much of the day 
But went into my surgery to see the practice nurse about my feet first thing. 
She was happy about them but stated I would be going for “ a proper” check soon as well as a routine eye exam.
She’s a jolly-hockey sticks character who also brightly asked
Any Trouble with the old erections?”
“I might have trouble right now “ I replied honestly
Hey ho

15 comments:

  1. As my old nan would have exclaimed "ooh you are a caution, our John" 😄

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  2. How kind to ask.

    Will Jay

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    1. I guess impotency IS a common side effect of diabetes

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  3. Anonymous7:27 pm

    Rather rude of her to say ‘old’ but your response made me smile, thanks John. Jan in Castle Gresley

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    1. I found it rather workmanlike rather than rude and we both laughed about it

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    2. Anonymous7:47 pm

      You need to laugh more and that is a direct order!! Jan

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  4. Good job I'd put my cuppa down before I read that, John, otherwise I'd have snorted my drink everywhere! xx

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  5. Maybe she studied at St Trinian's.

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  6. Anonymous8:13 pm

    Brilliant response. Made me chuckle.
    Ju x

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  7. Oh, I never guessed from the post title that you would get asked a question about that! :o

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    1. I guess it’s normal as diabetes affects nerves , especially the nerves in feet and sexual bits

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    2. Anonymous9:02 pm

      Bloody Jesus !
      Did you laugh?

      Lee

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