Sat in My Undies


 What a busy day….blisteringly hot on the Welsh Coast especially in full uniform in a tin can car  , but how many community nurses have to drive around medieval castles every day? Not many….

I disrobed as soon as I walked through the door and got the old cheesy feet out of my crocks without dripping anything from a glass of Spanish Sherry which was in my hot little hand within seconds. Soon after Dorothy gleefully got to work  as I sat steaming on the trendy blue sofa like a sweating bag of middle aged knackered nurse fat. 

Mary joined in ( they must have been cheesy) and I had to open my legs wide to prevent a fight

Not the best looks when sat in your underpants 

Omg anon is right…I’m writing rubbish lol 

Nite nite

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51 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:45 pm

    Had to avert my eyes when I got to the ‘open my legs wide’ sentence, one out of decency and two to control my laughing😂. Enjoy your sherry and let the dog let’s do the foot spa treatment. Jan

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    1. Anonymous8:49 pm

      Fucking hell john , one of your funniest posts

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    2. Anonymous8:52 pm

      A car crash

      Cal

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    3. John Going Gently7:56 pm

      I’m a classy bitch

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  2. Linda8:46 pm

    🙈🙉🙊

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  3. Anonymous8:51 pm

    “ open my legs wide”
    Disgusting and very funny “

    Keith
    Xx

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  4. gz8:52 pm

    They are looking after you in their way!
    Its been a hot day to be sitting in a tin can

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    1. Anonymous9:13 pm

      John , I saw you in Llandudno junction around 3
      U looked pissed off

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    2. John Going Gently9:29 pm

      I was

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  5. Traveller9:16 pm

    Complete and utter hilarious rubbish!

    I laughed too much. I have read your blog for a long time but this is too much….nah can’t keep it up.

    Nite Nite sooty

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    1. John Going Gently9:19 pm

      Nite xx

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    2. Traveller9:26 pm

      Correct response is “nite Nite sweep”

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  6. Barbara Anne9:21 pm

    Oh! TMI! Glad Dorothy and Mary gave you a refreshing foot bath.
    Sweet dreams!

    Hugs!

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  7. Tasker Dunham9:37 pm

    Thank you for that image just as I'm about to go to bed.

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  8. Anonymous9:45 pm

    That's a classic. Athene.

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  9. Anonymous9:49 pm

    Has Dorothy no taste? Now she has led Mary astray. Sleep well,John now that you have given us all a laugh. Gigi

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  10. Anonymous10:35 pm

    Photos

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  11. Moaning Mavis10:46 pm

    I am half expecting Roger to start slurping at your sweaty testicles x

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  12. kylie11:05 pm

    Wouldn't want your feet to get caught up in a turf war

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    1. John Going Gently7:53 pm

      They still feud that’s the nature of bitches

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  13. Travel12:11 am

    Your words paint a colorful image. It was nearly 100 F here this afternoon.

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  14. Debra She Who Seeks12:12 am

    After a hard day, comfort is the important thing -- not propriety or modesty, LOL!

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  15. Anonymous12:13 am

    After a long shift at work and drive home on a hot car, you're entitled to do whatever you please in your own home with those trusted doggy nurses. Thanks for the chuckle, John. Gail, from California

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  16. Yorkshire Pudding12:25 am

    They used to have those fish tanks that you dipped your feet in and the little fishes would nibble away your dead skin. You could open a similar facility using your dogs. You could make a mint.

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    1. John Going Gently7:46 pm

      I’d love to have my fat feet nibbled

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  17. Jim Davis1:10 am

    Dogs, truly man's best friend! :)

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  18. Bohemian2:32 am

    Well, it's humorous rubbish and your descriptions are so good I got all the visuals... ha ha ha.

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  19. Virginia4:40 am

    You could do with a Foot Spa, it'd cool you down too.

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    1. John Going Gently7:44 pm

      I do indeed and reflexology
      I adore my feet rubbed

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  20. MarisAna5:39 am

    Steaming on the couch with sherry and foot licking. And why not :)

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  21. Moving with Mitchell7:42 am

    You do paint a picture. Now I have to go rinse my eyes (and my brain). That feet-licking thing does nothing for me.

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    1. John Going Gently7:40 pm

      I’m sure my mother creamed her feet with Marge to get the dog lick hers

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    2. Moving with Mitchell8:13 am

      TMI! In the States, we used “creamed” in an entirely different sense. I cracked up when my English niece was visiting sunny Spain and told her son she needed to “cream” his face.

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  22. Sue 8:27 am

    Oh the thought of it ... I think it's disgusting enough with Ginger licking Alan's arms ... your dogs and your feet YUK. ;-)

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    1. John Going Gently7:39 pm

      Don’t knock it if you have t tried it

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  23. happy hooker10:50 am

    Missed this last night, and sort of glad I did! I dread to think what images my dreams would have conjured! Thanks for the laugh. xx

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