What a busy day….blisteringly hot on the Welsh Coast especially in full uniform in a tin can car , but how many community nurses have to drive around medieval castles every day? Not many….
I disrobed as soon as I walked through the door and got the old cheesy feet out of my crocks without dripping anything from a glass of Spanish Sherry which was in my hot little hand within seconds. Soon after Dorothy gleefully got to work as I sat steaming on the trendy blue sofa like a sweating bag of middle aged knackered nurse fat.
Mary joined in ( they must have been cheesy) and I had to open my legs wide to prevent a fight
Not the best looks when sat in your underpants
Omg anon is right…I’m writing rubbish lol
Nite nite
Had to avert my eyes when I got to the ‘open my legs wide’ sentence, one out of decency and two to control my laughingπ. Enjoy your sherry and let the dog let’s do the foot spa treatment. Jan
ReplyDeleteFucking hell john , one of your funniest posts
DeleteA car crash
DeleteCal
I’m a classy bitch
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Delete“ open my legs wide”
ReplyDeleteDisgusting and very funny “
Keith
Xx
I apologise
DeleteThey are looking after you in their way!
ReplyDeleteIts been a hot day to be sitting in a tin can
John , I saw you in Llandudno junction around 3
DeleteU looked pissed off
I was
DeleteComplete and utter hilarious rubbish!
ReplyDeleteI laughed too much. I have read your blog for a long time but this is too much….nah can’t keep it up.
Nite Nite sooty
Nite xx
DeleteCorrect response is “nite Nite sweep”
DeleteOh! TMI! Glad Dorothy and Mary gave you a refreshing foot bath.
ReplyDeleteSweet dreams!
Hugs!
Zzzz
DeleteThank you for that image just as I'm about to go to bed.
ReplyDeleteBurnt inside those retinas lol
DeleteThat's a classic. Athene.
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say I’m a class act
DeleteHas Dorothy no taste? Now she has led Mary astray. Sleep well,John now that you have given us all a laugh. Gigi
ReplyDeleteI slept heavily
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ReplyDeleteX rated
DeleteI am half expecting Roger to start slurping at your sweaty testicles x
ReplyDeleteOh lord mave
DeleteWouldn't want your feet to get caught up in a turf war
ReplyDeleteThey still feud that’s the nature of bitches
DeleteYour words paint a colorful image. It was nearly 100 F here this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteBloody hell…..
DeleteAfter a hard day, comfort is the important thing -- not propriety or modesty, LOL!
ReplyDeleteLet it all hang out
DeleteAfter a long shift at work and drive home on a hot car, you're entitled to do whatever you please in your own home with those trusted doggy nurses. Thanks for the chuckle, John. Gail, from California
ReplyDeleteThanks Gail…xx
DeleteThey used to have those fish tanks that you dipped your feet in and the little fishes would nibble away your dead skin. You could open a similar facility using your dogs. You could make a mint.
ReplyDeleteI’d love to have my fat feet nibbled
DeleteDogs, truly man's best friend! :)
ReplyDeleteI’m just a fat salt lick
DeleteWell, it's humorous rubbish and your descriptions are so good I got all the visuals... ha ha ha.
ReplyDeleteA silly post to lighten a busy day
DeleteYou could do with a Foot Spa, it'd cool you down too.
ReplyDeleteI do indeed and reflexology
DeleteI adore my feet rubbed
Steaming on the couch with sherry and foot licking. And why not :)
ReplyDeleteI’m a classy bitch
DeleteYou do paint a picture. Now I have to go rinse my eyes (and my brain). That feet-licking thing does nothing for me.
ReplyDeleteI’m sure my mother creamed her feet with Marge to get the dog lick hers
DeleteTMI! In the States, we used “creamed” in an entirely different sense. I cracked up when my English niece was visiting sunny Spain and told her son she needed to “cream” his face.
DeleteOh the thought of it ... I think it's disgusting enough with Ginger licking Alan's arms ... your dogs and your feet YUK. ;-)
ReplyDeleteDon’t knock it if you have t tried it
DeleteMissed this last night, and sort of glad I did! I dread to think what images my dreams would have conjured! Thanks for the laugh. xx
ReplyDeleteI have lovely legs
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